Porn thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Throatpunch, Jan 23, 2017.

  1. therealyesman

    therealyesman His Imperial Majesty

    Nov 19, 2016
    Does anyone actually find blowjobs to be attractive in porn? I'm genuinely asking, I fucking hate them.
     
  2. Marinc

    Marinc Per Aspera Ad Astra

    Feb 6, 2017
    Second that, i don't like 'em either.
     
  3. Walpknut

    Walpknut Testament to the ghoul lifespan

    Dec 30, 2010
    Nobody ever touches my PC so they are just on a generic unnamed folder.
     
  4. naossano

    naossano Vault Fossil

    Oct 19, 2006
    It has a dirty vibe. That's what makes it attracting i think.
     
  5. Buxbaum666

    Buxbaum666 Heterostructured Nanorod oTO Orderite

    Dec 5, 2003
    Just use VeraCrypt to create a virtual encrypted drive. Easy as pie, it's just a big nondescript file until you mount it and it's impossible for anyone to get into unless they have your password. Just don't forget your password.
    If you're super-paranoid you can even hide a second container inside the first one that only gets decrypted when you enter a different password. So if anyone should find out you have a hidden drive and asks you to unlock it, you can just enter the first password and the really hidden shit will still be hidden.

    Yeah, because why go for convenience when there's also a more complicated way? :ugly: Seriously, unless your fetish is extremely obscure or illegal, there's probably nothing you won't find there. And they have the best commercials.

     
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  6. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    It doesn't have all the hilarious Color Climax movies from the 70s.
    They just don't make 'em like they used to...
     
  7. Marinc

    Marinc Per Aspera Ad Astra

    Feb 6, 2017
    More rare it is, more satisfying to watch (i'm not into rape and that stuff, don't worry lol).
     
  8. therealyesman

    therealyesman His Imperial Majesty

    Nov 19, 2016
    What counts as illegal porn?

    I guess bestiality does (the animal cannot consent, off-screen or on-screen), but is it also a moral issue?

    Now i'm wondering, if watching pornography like rape is illegal, because i've seen that type of pornography in very popular porn sites, (seems to me a lot of people have that... weird fetish), but is it actually illegal? Even if it was, does the police actually bother? I know they bother with child-pornography, but do they with other types of porn?
     
  9. Arnust

    Arnust Vault Senior Citizen

    Feb 2, 2016
    Unless it's a phone camera recording in a dark alley, normally the tags for that kind of stuff that get through in normal sites are just acting. NORMALLY. I mean, hardly think that half the incest stuff is for real, or the very specific ones like, uh, "grandma gets boned by her adopted black nephew in her 80th birthday"
     
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  10. BigGuyCIA

    BigGuyCIA Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Oct 26, 2016
    On a moderated site like PornHub it'll get flagged and removed in a New York minute.

    A couple in the Philippines(?) were arrested for producing and selling Crush porn. I won't go into detail on what that is because it's fucked up, and just thinking about it ruins my day.
     
  11. therealyesman

    therealyesman His Imperial Majesty

    Nov 19, 2016
    Crush porn? Was it from that Youtube channel, where some sadistic fuck ran it? I think it went 'viral' and it got shut down.
     
  12. BigGuyCIA

    BigGuyCIA Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Oct 26, 2016
    Separate site I think. Glad I didn't know/hear about that YT channel.
     
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  13. Walpknut

    Walpknut Testament to the ghoul lifespan

    Dec 30, 2010
    I like Holiday cosplay porn.
    Bodypaint porn is also nice, altho only if it's good body paint. Yeah I am a pedantic fuck with porn too, sue me.
     
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  14. Atomkilla

    Atomkilla Hazel Hegemon oTO Orderite

    Dec 26, 2010
    Bodypaint porn? Never heard of that, but it sounds cool.
    On the other hand, I really am not much into porn, but will need to look that up.
     
  15. mobucks

    mobucks moobs Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    God I love blowjob porn. I just love blowjobs. I love a girl with good tongue work. Stick half my cock in your mouth and stick your tongue out at the same time so I can see it massage my shaft has got to be the best feeling I've ever experienced. Not many chicks in porn know this sacred technique. Mainly japs? Anyway I think I like it because I'm a pretty face guy. I could care less about ass and tits size but a gorgeous face stuffed with cock meat really gets me going. Especially when they have pretty eyes and look up at the guy a lot.
     
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  16. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne Misanthropic God of Fuck Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    I agree with the guy that definitely is not Orderite enough - if you don't like blowjobs or their videos go kill yourself because you cannot enjoy life.
     
  17. Atomkilla

    Atomkilla Hazel Hegemon oTO Orderite

    Dec 26, 2010
    Count me in on the blowjob category. I don't watch porn a lot, but when I do, I just love watching a pretty girl sucking a dick. I don't like the whole charade of fake sighs and screams when he fucks her in the ass, or or watching the dude make a frown and make some weird noise while fucking her - just seeing her suck a dick is good enough and is the only part I find entertaining.
     
  18. Arnust

    Arnust Vault Senior Citizen

    Feb 2, 2016
    And one wonders why there aren't many ladies in NMA lol
     
  19. Atomkilla

    Atomkilla Hazel Hegemon oTO Orderite

    Dec 26, 2010

    Of all the gaming forums I've ever been on, NMA is arguably the one with most females over the years that weren't hiding the fact that they are females.
     
  20. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Maybe because we treat them correctly.

    It's not like anyone here really gives a fuck if you're male, female or a xenomorph.