Porn thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Throatpunch, Jan 23, 2017.

  1. Atomkilla

    Atomkilla Hazel Hegemon oTO Orderite

    Dec 26, 2010

    True, we are quite open to every and all genders.

    Except for transgender Apache helicopters.

    Fuck those.
     
  2. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne Misanthropic God of Rations Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
  3. Buxbaum666

    Buxbaum666 Heterostructured Nanorod oTO Orderite

    Dec 5, 2003
    Theory: men who hate seeing blowjobs in porn are just trying very hard to repress their latent homosexuality. Come out of the closet already.
    Blowjobs are the shit. Deepthroating is a nice bonus, some porn stars have it down to perfection. I like 'em best when shot in POV style with the girl looking directly at the cam, the same goes for doggystyle (w/o the cam-looking, obv.)
     
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  4. Marinc

    Marinc Per Aspera Ad Astra

    Feb 6, 2017
    It's like watching someone riding a rollercoaster. It's all fine and good, but it's not me actually there, experiencing it.
    I hate how everything is turned to "youre gay lol get out of closet m8". People can like and dislike things ya know.
     
  5. Buxbaum666

    Buxbaum666 Heterostructured Nanorod oTO Orderite

    Dec 5, 2003
    No, all people who dislike things are gay.
     
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  6. Walpknut

    Walpknut Testament to the ghoul lifespan

    Dec 30, 2010
    It all depends how is shot. Some porn can look just fucking gross because the participants look like they haven't bathed in weeks (sometimes is due to lighting) and the coreography is sloppy.
     
  7. Buxbaum666

    Buxbaum666 Heterostructured Nanorod oTO Orderite

    Dec 5, 2003
    erect.gif
     
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  8. mobucks

    mobucks moobs Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    Well if we're talking about things we aren't into as well, I don't like gangbangs. 2 dudes is the most I can watch and the girl has to be treated well. Also, I hate those assholes that slap a girl in the face (even lightly) or the real assholes that put their foot on her head while railing them doggy. It's one thing to hate-fuck your girlfriend in real life because she was being a fucking c, but simulated on cam has got to be for a special kind of fucked up guy.
     
  9. Walpknut

    Walpknut Testament to the ghoul lifespan

    Dec 30, 2010
    Why do pornos randomly cut to the dude's face? That always kills my boner, most of them just have retarded looking O faces.
     
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  10. Buxbaum666

    Buxbaum666 Heterostructured Nanorod oTO Orderite

    Dec 5, 2003
    I haven't really seen this after the rise of Gonzo porn. It was all the rage when full-length porn films were the norm, though. It was the worst.
     
  11. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Isn't one of the Muppets named Gonzo?
     
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  12. Arnust

    Arnust Vault Senior Citizen

    Feb 2, 2016
    ⚆ _ ⚆ what is seen...
     
  13. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne Misanthropic God of Rations Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    You aren't a man unless you like being pissed on and getting your dick sucked and watching it while you are doing it.
     
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  14. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
  15. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne Misanthropic God of Rations Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    Pretty sure that counts as pedo bear.
     
  16. R.Graves

    R.Graves Functionally Defective

    Apr 21, 2016
    I like to watch women choke each other. :shrug:
     
  17. BigGuyCIA

    BigGuyCIA Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Oct 26, 2016
    What about women farting on cakes?
     
  18. R.Graves

    R.Graves Functionally Defective

    Apr 21, 2016
    Nah.
     
  19. BigGuyCIA

    BigGuyCIA Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Oct 26, 2016
    Well, gotta draw the line in the sand somewhere.
     
  20. DarkCorp

    DarkCorp Ninja Lurker

    Oct 27, 2003
    Hate it when the actress is supposed to be playing some schoolgirl and she all tatted up and has cantaloupe sized titties.

    I don't mind deep throat but it has to be done right, like the dude be guiding her head and shit.