Post Terrible Fallout Faction Ideas

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by SilverStarApple/Epsilon7, May 28, 2018.

  1. SilverStarApple/Epsilon7

    SilverStarApple/Epsilon7 It Wandered In From the Wastes

    Oct 27, 2017
    A while back, I was in this discord chat where we'd post terrible Fallout faction ideas for fun, and then we'd discuss them. And then we'd add extra ideas to them, and stuff. It was fun, there were a lot of fun terrible factions and factions that started off terrible but got built up into good ones.

    This week's theme is: Tribals!
     
  2. NMLevesque

    NMLevesque Commie Ghost

    Jul 2, 2016
    How about a tribe that makes cheese. They trade cheese for everything they need, therefore cheesing the post-apocalyptic meta.
     
  3. Sentinel

    Sentinel First time out of the vault

    May 5, 2018
    How much cheese for a Plasma Rifle? ;)
     
  4. NMLevesque

    NMLevesque Commie Ghost

    Jul 2, 2016
    It really depends on the cheese, and the person with the plasma rifle. The trick of the thing is to start them off with a good intro cheese like cheddar, then they work their way up to the more eccentric, acquired tastes, until they reach brie. Then it's all over.
     
  5. cruddas

    cruddas First time out of the vault

    Jul 5, 2013
    "Three wheels of this lovely casu marzu for a combat armor sir?" *shot dead*
     
  6. NMLevesque

    NMLevesque Commie Ghost

    Jul 2, 2016
    But no one else knows how to make cheese. People can't risk the world losing fromage a second time.
     
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  7. Charwo

    Charwo Still Mildly Glowing

    Mar 9, 2017
    A vampire comes to the Mojave and is so disgusted at the incompetence and corruption they see, they decide to take over and rule humans openly because every leader they see is is an asshole and even a vampire can't run Vegas worse. It's like, you fuckers have had 200 years to rebuild and it all amounts to THIS?! Fucking idiots.....
     
  8. NMLevesque

    NMLevesque Commie Ghost

    Jul 2, 2016
    Vampires in the Mojave? Wouldn't they prefer a place with more shade? Deserts seem like the bane of a vampire.
     
  9. Charwo

    Charwo Still Mildly Glowing

    Mar 9, 2017
    Daywalker. Like Dracula. Like how vampires should be.
     
  10. TerminallyChill

    TerminallyChill Be excellent to each other.

    Feb 16, 2018
    Sam's Snowflakes. A tribe of gender non-conformist puritanal religious cultists who believe the use of politically incorrect language should be punishable by death. They wear sex-neutral burlap sacks and object to the use of all pronouns in the English language. Every night they gather inside designated safe spaces and pray that the world will someday learn to accomodate their needs.
     
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  11. MPPlantOfficial

    MPPlantOfficial Still Mildly Glowing

    Aug 24, 2017
    There was that whole Religious faction in WL2 that were gonna execute a guy for eating shell fish.

    Before FO4 was released I always thought there should've been an all male faction that went around the wasteland giving free Circumcisions to the uncircumcised. Agreeing would give you a permanent -1 to "Endurance." Not a agreeing, you'll have to fight them off. They carry special Sickles, chisels, Tool (long nose pliers) and rocks in their inventory

    If you are a woman, they will try to enslave you

    EDIT:
    They can call themselves 'The Old Testament' or something.
    If you're carrying one of those Ankh necklaces from the Renewal faction in FO2 they will turn hostile automatically.
     
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  12. Risewild

    Risewild Half-way Through My Half-life
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    A faction that sells robots. But they are defective and you have to buy "upgrades" to make the robots work a bit better (nevermind that you can find people who make free upgrades for the robots that are better).
    Their sales pitch is "It just works!". :falloutonline:
     
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  13. NMLevesque

    NMLevesque Commie Ghost

    Jul 2, 2016
    So we're going to Blade rules, or is that how it was in Bram Stoker's?
     
  14. NMLevesque

    NMLevesque Commie Ghost

    Jul 2, 2016
    Well that got political right quick. The funny thing is that there actually isn't a way to make the counterpart as hyperbolic as this was, because they're already too ridiculous to be exaggerated.

    Let me guess the robot sellers come in and say 'alright look, you're doing good work and you should be compensated paid for it. What do you say we sell your upgrades and give you a slice of the pie?' Which only results in a slew of half assed bullshit upgrades, most of which are actually plagiarized from people who provide upgrades for free.
     
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  15. TerminallyChill

    TerminallyChill Be excellent to each other.

    Feb 16, 2018
    "Post Terrible Fallout Faction Ideas."
     
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  16. Charwo

    Charwo Still Mildly Glowing

    Mar 9, 2017
    Vampires could daywalk no problem in Dracula, just most of their powers don't work in the day.
     
  17. TerminallyChill

    TerminallyChill Be excellent to each other.

    Feb 16, 2018
    Le Memesters. A tribe of screaming 12 year olds wearing headsets and fedoras who constantly call you a faggot for hardscoping and challenge you to 1v1s. Of course none of them can be killed because we're using Todd Howard rules. Their agricultural society consists of harvesting dew from the local mountains as well as growing corn to produce nacho cheese flavored chips.
     
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  18. mithrap

    mithrap Ring a ding-ding, baby

    May 17, 2016
    I did a comedy tabletop RPG once, where there was this tribe which worshipped the Michelin bibendum, "for he is the one making us move fast". Its high priests dressed like the bibendum, and its followers used car tires in every situation possible : clothing, heating, building, worshipping etc. It was a joke tribe in a mindless tabletop RPG, but one I could totally imagine in a bad Fallout.
     
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  19. DarkCorp

    DarkCorp Vault Fossil

    Oct 27, 2003
    Sex Cults
     
  20. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    A bunch of dudes with a military history playing paladins of the wasteland. They could have cheesy lines like "Steel be with you!" and shit like that.
    Imagine the cringe.
     
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