Prepper Plans Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Kadscaner, Jan 11, 2017.

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  1. Kadscaner

    Kadscaner NMA's Neighborhood Mutant

    Feb 4, 2016
    Quick! WW3 is about to break out! What're your plans of survival? What equipment do you have on hand?

    Stuff in my survival bag:

    1 Life Straw
    1 Lighter
    1 Knife
    1 Canister of Seeds
    3 Bottles of Water

    My plan is to head to my Grandfathers house, he has around 100 guns and ammunition for each.
    Guns = power in the wasteland.

    Edit: I'm also going to order a bunch of dried food off of Amazon.
     
  2. SarcasticGoodGuy

    SarcasticGoodGuy Laughing at my own jokes

    Aug 31, 2016
    I have two bags of pistachio nuts (tasty)
    4 Funko! Pops
    A bed
    A PC
    A multi-tool
    My virginity
    Fallout 4 pip-boy
    2 dogs

    Yep I'm screwed
     
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  3. Kadscaner

    Kadscaner NMA's Neighborhood Mutant

    Feb 4, 2016
    You're only screwed if the Bethestards are the ones started the apocalypse.
     
  4. SarcasticGoodGuy

    SarcasticGoodGuy Laughing at my own jokes

    Aug 31, 2016
    Nah I can probably blend in, ask me one question about Fallout 4 and I'll answer it!
     
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  5. Millim

    Millim What the fuck is this for a shit?!

    Oct 13, 2010
    I'll head to a brothel.
    If I'm going to die, I don't want to know if I'm cumming or going.
     
  6. Kadscaner

    Kadscaner NMA's Neighborhood Mutant

    Feb 4, 2016
    :smug::smug::smug:
     
  7. AlphaSlayerZX

    AlphaSlayerZX Jarringly Evil Weismen

    Oct 12, 2016
    I would go to Russia and try and restore the Soviet Union.
     
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  8. Kadscaner

    Kadscaner NMA's Neighborhood Mutant

    Feb 4, 2016
    So you're gonna try to survive by starving to death? shit son that's badass.
     
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  9. MojaveMoproblems

    MojaveMoproblems dank memes make dank dreams

    Dec 5, 2016
    Supplies

    Drywall (guud food mang)
    Drywall (guud weapon mang)
    Iguana (I'll have a pet deathclaw by bethesdick standard)
    A power armor replica (plastic, but it'll work gr8 m8)
    Snook (idfk itll mutate)
    a noose (for when worse comes to worse)
     
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  10. Prone Squanderer

    Prone Squanderer A bit of a Sillius Soddus.

    Jan 3, 2016
    I'm getting déjà vu from this thread.

    I'll probably just wait for the grand finale with some popcorn.
     
  11. Kadscaner

    Kadscaner NMA's Neighborhood Mutant

    Feb 4, 2016
    Just wait, there's more!
     
  12. MojaveMoproblems

    MojaveMoproblems dank memes make dank dreams

    Dec 5, 2016
    SarcasticGoodGuy is gonna come along and then we will get vatted
     
  13. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Man, I had hoped that since Throatpunche
    r dropped his prepper persona and stopped spamming new, pointless threads every five minutes the retardation of NMA would subside, but no...
     
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  14. GonZo_626

    GonZo_626 Well Shit!

    Jul 29, 2016
    Well lets see a bunch of refineries and a major military base all within 20km of my house. I would probably never know what is happening it will be done for me so quick, but I already have a few firearms, a decent supply of water and food, and a bunch of pansy neighbors so it probably will not go well for my neighbors rather quickly. I mean I need supplies and they will have to come from somewhere..............

    Survival of the best armed.
     
  15. The notorious OVB

    The notorious OVB Realpolitik Scrubjunker.

    Dec 28, 2016
    I would only need my Pickelhaube to survive the apocalypse, don't worry, a new zweites reich shall rise from the ashes of the world, what the fuck am I going on about?
     
  16. Jogre

    Jogre It's all JO'Ger now

    Oct 25, 2015
    Glad to see another supporter of the freeborn republics on the forum. The class-conscious seem to be growing in numbers.

    LONG LIVE OUR SOVIET MOTHERLAND!

    Hey! it's not like capitfailism hasn't had any problems with starvation you oppresive Borgeoise, production-owning fuck!
     
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  17. AlphaSlayerZX

    AlphaSlayerZX Jarringly Evil Weismen

    Oct 12, 2016
    That's right comrade! The Soviet Union must be reborn in order to fight it's greatest enemy, Capitalism.

    The fight between the embodiment of capitalism, America and the Soviet Union is inevitable. :salute:
     
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  18. Jogre

    Jogre It's all JO'Ger now

    Oct 25, 2015
    If WW3 happens, since I live quite near an old army garrison, I'd probably be caught right in the middle of the blast radius.
     
  19. Sn1p3r187

    Sn1p3r187 Carolinian Shaolin Monk

    Apr 7, 2014
    I'm going to survive by working as a dude who works as a dude disguised as another dude disguised as a monkey who's disguised to look like a bandit.
     
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  20. The notorious OVB

    The notorious OVB Realpolitik Scrubjunker.

    Dec 28, 2016
    Soviet scum, you forgot all the other capitalist countries!