Say something positive about the USA

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by MutantScalper, May 10, 2019.

  1. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    Yea, neat! Gee golly gosh it sure is so darn nice and dandy!
     
  2. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    One might almost say it's downright impressive.

    Really wish the US government would stop pussyfooting around with diplomacy and "lol we're here for human rights I swear" bullshit and just organize into a proper empire.

    Kinda tired of seeing the same old scenario play out over and over.

    Saudis+in+yemen+be+like_122e71_7071421.jpg

    It would be cool if just one time we were actually fighting to liberate an oppressed people. Just once.
     
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  3. Risewild

    Risewild Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    A good thing about the USA?

    80's action and horror movies.
     
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  4. BigGuyCIA

    BigGuyCIA Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    Oct 26, 2016
    Every Seagal and Van Damme movie ever.
     
  5. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Well ... not every.

     
  6. mobucks

    mobucks literally Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    It's a really good way to sell ammunition.
     
  7. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012
    It's a technological/economical stroke of genius - smart bombs, we'll shove unimaginable technology into a large, several tonne piece of engineering, just filled to the brim with all this brilliant technology, and it will self destruct as a direct result of its usage. Now you gotta buy another one, or rather, 12 000 more, depending on your tenacity
     
  8. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Reminds me, that there is this really old short movie, called Dark Star, about a an intelligent warehead which wanted to self destruct it self. To avoid it, the crew talked to the bomb with the intention to develope self-awareness so it would shut down the self destruction. After the bomb did that, it went in to an existential crysis and comitted suicide by detonating it self.
     
  9. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Short movie? Dark Star is a normal feature length film.
    John Carpenter's first, too.
     
  10. AureliusofPhoenix

    AureliusofPhoenix 4 INT Legionary

    Jun 25, 2018
    I’d rather die horribly of any one of those or dysentery than continue living as a number to the government.
     
  11. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric Backdoor oTO Orderite

    Nov 3, 2007

    Prove it.
     
  12. AureliusofPhoenix

    AureliusofPhoenix 4 INT Legionary

    Jun 25, 2018
    Will do. Time to contract TB. For science.
     
  13. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric Backdoor oTO Orderite

    Nov 3, 2007
    This is the police. Stay at your computer. I repeat. Stay at your computer.

    Please let the children go. We brought Grand Wizard Jeb Zazario of the KKK to talk to you.
     
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  14. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    Van Damme was a legit martial artist, but he's from Holland. There are few guys like that now, guys like Bruce Lee and Van Damme, who's name is like a brand.
     
  15. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric Backdoor oTO Orderite

    Nov 3, 2007
    "But hes from holland"


    I guess this guy doesnt like holland. Or the US.

    Sounds like a big fat communist to me.

    Or a fuckin nazi.
     
  16. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Communazis.
     
  17. Squadcar

    Squadcar Vault Senior Citizen

    Jun 1, 2018
    I mean, when you're talking millions of people, you're always just a number to the government. I'd suspect that if we had the access to information and other people at our fingertips then like we do now, we would have felt similarly long ago.

    I understand your sentiment but they didn't have AIM, Facebook, forums, Youtube, Twitter, blog posts, etc. All available in the common household of America. Now conveniently available in pocket-size! We call it a smart phone. People get to discuss ideas from across the world like they were beside each other. Hell, news channels are usually slow compared to social media. Tsunami in Japan? Photo snapped, captioned on Twitter and it's global in less than a few minutes.
     
  18. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    I mean Van Damme isn't from the US. Btw really good thing you guys are reading every word I write.

    Edit. Or are you like saying Jean Claude Van Damme is the best thing to come out of the US? :scratch:
     
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  19. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012
    Jean Claude, aka "muscles from Brussels" - is from Belgium
     
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  20. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Depends, maybe the US made Van Damme into Van Damme. Which means that's the United States superpower. It turns Belgians into muscle monsters.