STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (HUGE SPOILERS EVERYWHERE)

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by CT Phipps, Dec 18, 2017.

  1. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Another thing I really dislike about the prequels: Why the hell would you make a whole army made up of a single clone donor? Should have taken a page from Timothy Zahn (again...) and have different templates for different jobs.
     
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  2. BigGuyCIA

    BigGuyCIA Vault Dweller

    Oct 26, 2016
    Shortsighted or Cypher Diaz Sifo-Dyas only had a benjamin and could only afford one Mandalorian template. They eventually changed it after two(?) clone uprisings:


    Do you even EU bro? /s
     
  3. Gonzalez

    Gonzalez Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Aug 21, 2004
    Could be, but let's agree that Django Fett (Bobba's father) was pretty much good at everything you possibly want on any soldier related role. This is probably why they chose him instead of anyone else too. Maybe it's also cheaper/more effective for mass production done this way. I mean it's science fiction, you can make up any justification you can imagine.
     
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  4. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    Empire Strikes back as written by Rian Jhonson:

    Luke:Master Yoda I need to train in the force.
    Yoda: The force is bullshit kid. Fuck off.
    Luke: Alright *Flies off*

    Darth Vader: Kenoby never told you what happened to your father?
    Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him.
    DV: No... Your father died when he fell down a hill while drunk.
    Luke: It's not true, that's impossible.
    DV: Listen kid, I didn't kill your fucking dad.
    Luke: NOOOOOoooooooo.....
    DV: LOL KYS.
    Luke: Ok *Falls*
     
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  5. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    I have a bad feeling about this ...
     
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  6. Lanfear

    Lanfear Mildly Dipped

    Jan 26, 2016
    You're a loose cannon, Solo! Turn in your badge and your gun!
     
  7. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    I saw Chewie so I clapped.
     
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  8. Atomkilla

    Atomkilla Hazel Hegemon oTO Orderite

    Dec 26, 2010
    Targaryens went from dragons to falcons, eh?

    Seriously, I won't even bother watching this one.
     
  9. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    The female lead is a white girl with a British accent again. Don't strain yourself too much Disney.
     
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  10. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    And they even had the option of introducing Han Solo's sassy black sorta-ex-wife Sana.
     
  11. The Dutch Ghost

    The Dutch Ghost Grouchy old man of NMA Moderator

    Jan 11, 2004
    Referring to a comic book, now that would just be crazy.
    Disney got rid of all the EU stuff like books and comics because it would be to much of a hassle to refer to anything in them. (plus of course they would probably have to pay the original writer or his/her estate)

    Out of curiosity, has anyone else here besides me read the Han Solo Adventures by Brian Daley?
     
  12. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Sana Solo/Starros is official new canon, though, introduced in 2015.
     
  13. Cobra Commander

    Cobra Commander Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    Dec 6, 2016
    I think it's impossible for me to hate this targaryen girl any more.

    Nothing against the person itself, I bet she´s a wonderful human being and yadayadayada, but how can a person who acts so badly have so much space in the great productions?

    I even understand someone like Gal Gadot, who is a horrible actress, but splash out charisma, but this chick is always with this unbearable face.
     
  14. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    I'm not generally opposed to Emilia Clarke, although I didn't exactly like her in the newest Terminator movie. Not because of her acting, but because she didn't look the part of Sarah Connor trained from childhood on.
    Anyway, looking forward to the full trailer.
     
  15. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    She looks like a 12 year old, thus Kyle Reese came off as a pedophile on that movie.
     
  16. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    It really didn't help that she's tiny and kinda soft looking in that movie.
    That reminds me, doesn't Daisy Ridley as Rey look remarkably healthy for a scavenger on a desert planet who's practically starving half the time?
     
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  17. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    Very fair skinned for someone who lives in a desert since an early age, maybe she scavenged some really good sunscreen.
     
  18. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Except, when they name non-cannon stuff to justify their shitty decisions to complainers about TLJ.
     
  19. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    The Last Jedi:
    The Asian Girl doesn't know how to park her ship (and it's a plot point).
    The Black guy is a bufoonish coward.
    The Latino is a thief that infiltrates places he shouldn't.
    The other latino needs to shut up and listen to the white people.
    And their struggles are unimportant.

    Peak Inclusivity.
     
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  20. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Honestly the movie is bad enough without being a cringe lord and bringing race into it. Although that said did anyone else find it wierd that they were setting up a rey/fin romance but then in the sequel they're like "naw give him another minority"? Like... this movie really destroyed every possible plot point that TFA set up. Which is really the exact opposite thing the middle film in a fucking TRILOGY should do.