Strange Papers

Discussion in 'Fallout Tactics Help & Tech' started by cratchety ol joe, Dec 28, 2015.

  1. cratchety ol joe

    cratchety ol joe Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Sep 2, 2008
    This might seem completely irrelevant but having recently come across this item in game, I wanted to know more... thanks to some Russian site I found the original, so for posterity and for my fellow FO:T lovers...


    The Great Mouse Debacle


    Dear All,
    I saw a mouse, where? there in the rec room, there in the rec room right there, etc etc...
    His name is Malcom and although he is very cute I'm afraid he cannot stay so we need to put some traps down.
    Also please make sure no food is left out for him - particularly large pieces of cake!
    I'm not imagining this as Ed, Damien and Ivan also saw him (albeit rather briefly)
    - Tony

    Lets get him!
    - Jason

    I’m not sure which is more worrying. The mouse in the kitchen, or that Tony needs reassurance that he’s not seeing imaginary critters. Hee
    - Robin

    I say we catch him alive and fatten him up for the next milestone feast...
    - Gareth

    MMMMMMMmmmmmmm Chicken
    - Jason

    I almost stepped on him last week..
    - Damo

    Lets catch him and keep him as a pet. Failing that I could use him as a friend to keep my pet rat company.
    - Damo Jr

    Leave the mouse alone. He wont hurt ya.
    - Parrish

    I like to wear mice as hats.
    - Ed

    Let's make our next game about him. Malcolm the MF Mouse...
    - Gareth

    So that’s who's been stinkey'n up the loo and not turning the fan on!!! Of course! He cant reach the fan!
    - Damo

    Nor can he aim, apparently.
    - Ed

    Let get the little furry F**K.
    - Jason

    We can always get a mouse-friendly trap rather than a snappy trap...
    Although where to dump him when he's caught....?
    - Al

    OUT THE WINDOOOOOoooowww................. *splat*
    Just kidding
    - Damo

    Simple: a combination mouse trap and catapult.
    >SNAP - SPROING - WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH - . . . . . . . . . . thud<
    - Ed

    I take it that the “THUD” is you whacking him out of bounds with your baseball bat?
    - Jason

    shouldn't that be SNAP - SPROING - SQUEAK - WHOOSH?
    - Gareth

    Maybe we could invest in a cat
    - Alistair

    Down Parrish's trousers! (Now that would be cruel)
    - Tony

    I just love the sexy scurry of a lady mouse, Leave the mouse alone, Leave all mice alone, My darlin I, cant get enough of you love baby.... la la la la la
    - Parrish

    No, it should be: SNAP - SPROING - SQUEAK – WHOOSH – ting (microwave done)
    - Jason

    Did you have a bad mouse experience during your childhood???
    - Jan

    Gee, that X-Box demo would have worked heaps better if they'd thrown a mouse into a room full of mouse traps already primed with other mice, setting off a chain reaction of SNAPs, SQUEAKs and SPROINGs.
    - Ed

    This is my one line comment.
    - Karl

    Maybe we can convince Stuart to eat it?
    - Ed

    That'll take a lot of convincing
    - Stuart

    You can do it!
    - Jason

    Or we could put it back where it belongs .. plugged into the back of somebody’s computer.
    - Alistair

    Hasn't anyone seen Stuart Little??? He could be our ticket to fame and fortune!
    - Kirky

    In the sequel to Stuart Little, they're gonna have him infect the happy family with the plague.
    - Ed

    Has anyone ever seen both parrish and the rat at the same time?... just wondering if there’s some secret identity thingy going on.
    - Karl

    Maybe he's the little bastard moving everyone’s stuff.
    - Max

    So was it the mouse that was sneaking smokes in the toilet? Seems like the poor little thing is getting blamed for everything else.
    - Damo Jr

    Let’s get him!
    - Jason

    I could use another mouse or two to help power my car...
    - Gareth

    We should cover the room with flour and see where his little tracks lead. Then douse the mongrel in petrol.
    - Max

    nah.. That’s not funny.. That’s just a bit sick.
    - Damo

    Let's just cover the room in Petrol and light it up now!
    - Ed

    WOOOHOOO!! An old fashion burnin'! Let me duck home and grab me roastin' trousers
    - Kirky

    I'm beginning to see the start of the Stinky Meat Project part 2 ;-)
    - Alistair

    Put his little mouse head on a big dirty pike as a warning to others...
    - Lakin

    Lets just all burn our pants.
    - Max

    Umm, you go first.
    - Lakin

    Let’s get him!
    - Jason

    You all want to jump me now I've burnt my pants huh?
    - Max

    One of my friends in high school had a story about his father doing the mouse vs petrol thing when he was young, and with its last chance at revenge, the burning mouse ran into some very long, very dry grass, set the grass alight, and burned down a whole farm.. crops, machinery, house, and also the people who owned it...
    - Damo

    hahahahaha cooooooool
    - Parrish

    See, vicious little mongrels, mice. Burn your house down soon as look at you. They're dangerous! Arsonists! Satanists! They must be stopped, before it's too late. It's us or them. [oh, and I'm always available for a pants burning. name a time]
    - Ed

    Let’s get him!
    - Jason

    Release your anger and complete the journey to the dark side...
    - Gareth

    Why don't we just get HIM?
    - Max

    That's not the mouse you are looking for.. Move along, move along
    - Alistair

    Let’s get him!
    - Jason

    I don't think Jason needs any help releasing . . .
    - Ed

    Certainly not releasing so much as restraining.
    - Lakin

    Has anyone heard the one about the mouse and giraffe that met in a bar?
    - Max

    Yep.
    - Ed

    I think we should all try and get out of the office a little more.
    - Parrish

    Woowoo! Parrish said we can all go home!
    - Al

    Let get HIM then!
    - Jason

    Let's have pants burning as a random encounter, or even a full mission. Somebody keeps sneaking into the BOS base and setting fire to peoples pants.
    - Gareth

    There isn't really a mouse. I just made the whole thing up.
    - Tony

    THERE IS NOW DAMMIT!!!
    - Damo

    Lets get Tony then?
    - Jason

    Blah blah blah!
    - Karl

    Dracula impressions? Really?
    - Ed

    blah blah blah, dude! (keanu in dracula)
    - Gareth

    If it was MY mouse, Id say like: Get back in the kitchen and cook me some pie bee-atch.
    - Robin

    You have a pie-cooking mouse?
    - Ed

    Yeah of course I do, <insert three random names to support self reinforced delusions> saw it as well!
    - Robin

    If you don't mind I’d like to borrow it for the night.
    - Lorne

    You need help.
    - Ed

    That's WHY I need the mouse . . I feel he could add some valuable insights into my non-existent social life.
    - Lorne

    Let's just set up a big barbed wire cage (or even better, a dome) and have a sort of last man standing dealie. The winner gets to eat the mouse...
    - Gareth

    I’m in.
    - Max

    Are we fighting the mouse or each other?
    - Ed

    I assumed the idea was to beat each other to a bloody pulp.
    - Max

    Sure, but I've always wanted to compete versus a rodent [I might actually have a chance of winning].
    - Ed

    Aaaaaargh!
    - Karl

    "I'm not imagining this as Ed, Damien and Ivan also saw him (albeit rather briefly)"
    I'd just like to categorically deny ever seeing a mouse. Tony is a loon.
    - Ed

    Catch mE IF you cann!!!! i'Ve BEEEN crappping in YoUr Koffee for ^Wee&ks.
    HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!
    The MOuS!!!!-----
     
  2. AbullSinCara

    AbullSinCara Modder&Mapper

    Jul 2, 2012
    This is what those strange papers mean?
     
  3. cratchety ol joe

    cratchety ol joe Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Sep 2, 2008
    apparently the content was screwed up by the patch
     
  4. Ceratisa

    Ceratisa Sarcastic SOB

    Nov 4, 2013
    Yes, I knew these existed but I didn't recall their name
     
  5. twillight

    twillight First time out of the vault

    Jul 15, 2017
    It is not the patch. It is a code-written easter egg. It was like that in the original version too.