The Mass' Effect on gaming or HOT ALIEN LESBOZ SEKS!

Discussion in 'General Gaming and Hardware Forum' started by Brother None, Nov 8, 2007.

  1. Nology5890

    Nology5890 Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Nov 22, 2006
    Either use Maphusio's way, or: Use grenades. LOTS of grenades. Of course, when I got to this one, I was around level 32, with lots of good gear.
     
  2. cody92

    cody92 Still Mildly Glowing

    Nov 29, 2007
    it sucks..
     
  3. MrBumble

    MrBumble Vault Fossil

    Jan 17, 2006
    Ok I have finally managed to do it...I was in a good day and did not eradicate the rachnis.
     
  4. Maphusio

    Maphusio Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Sep 25, 2004
    Hah you and I are both to compassionate as I also did not eradicate the queen.

    I'm going through the game again on a higher difficulty but one gets to use the same character and keep all your gear.
     
  5. maximaz

    maximaz Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Apr 2, 2006
    Replaying as the renegade. Hilarious
     
  6. Maphusio

    Maphusio Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Sep 25, 2004
    hows so? I'm currently redoing all of the side missions as the urgency of the story line took hold of me the first time through.
     
  7. MrBumble

    MrBumble Vault Fossil

    Jan 17, 2006
    Also : am I the only one who thinks that Liara T'Soni is pretty much hot ? I really feel like a geek right now...
     
  8. cody92

    cody92 Still Mildly Glowing

    Nov 29, 2007
    jk it doesnt suck, pretty good.not perfect
     
  9. maximaz

    maximaz Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Apr 2, 2006
    There were quite a bunch of moments that cracked me up. One was the 'evil' outcome of the reporter's interview, which you have to see for yourself. Another one that comes to mind:
    Your team: "I think this nuke has been moved here"
    Shepard: "Your ability to grasp the obvious is astounding"

    Another thing that's really awesome is how Ashley turns into a total bitch when you're nice to her and hit on Liara. I'm keeping them both with me now in hope to see some more bitchiness. Unfortunately, I was a prick to both of them in this playthrough so neither one cares :|

    PS. I think Liara is so well done. Her voice, face, and facial expressions fit so perfectly it makes her more believable than many movie cgi characters.
     
  10. generalissimofurioso

    generalissimofurioso The Hole Time Orderite

    Jun 17, 2007
    You think that's awesome?

    Play as a woman and "flirt" with Kaidan and Liara at the same time.

    I got me a damned anatomy lesson to explain how I wasn't being a lesbian.
     
  11. maximaz

    maximaz Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Apr 2, 2006
    Hmmm that's a good idea
     
  12. Maphusio

    Maphusio Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Sep 25, 2004
    Yeah she is pretty much hot... See, the problem is, she lives for what a millennia? So, a real relationship with her is not possible. Thats why I went for Ash with the nice one, two (butt)... However, I even find the Quarian attractive... Come on, take that suit off her, tell her to get down with the sickness and get that pleasure ride underway!
     
  13. Tagaziel

    Tagaziel Panzerkatze Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Dec 10, 2003
    So, any news about the inevitable PC release?
     
  14. Briosafreak

    Briosafreak Lived Through the Heat Death

    Dec 18, 2003
    Fall 2008












    ...so I heard :wink:
     
  15. generalissimofurioso

    generalissimofurioso The Hole Time Orderite

    Jun 17, 2007
    It's somewhat ironic that you said that, as her taking off her suit would most likely kill her due to various infections due to Quarian's lacking any real immune system.
     
  16. Autoduel76

    Autoduel76 Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    May 14, 2007
    So I guess a blowjob is out of the question :(

    See seemed real 'eager to please' me after finishing her side quest for her.
     
  17. RUN_LIKE_HELL

    RUN_LIKE_HELL Still Mildly Glowing

    Nov 9, 2004
    fuck that must be the geekyest response i have ever read in my life...shit am I on the star trek forum ? Wow, thx generalissimofurioso, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

    Ironic indeed
     
  18. Tagaziel

    Tagaziel Panzerkatze Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Dec 10, 2003
    The real question is, how they survived without an immune system BEFORE the suits. And how do they procreate? HOW DO THEY TAKE A DUMP FOR GOD'S SAKE!?
     
  19. The Dutch Ghost

    The Dutch Ghost Grouchy old man of NMA Moderator

    Jan 11, 2004
    That's a good question, but it would probably get some convoluted response like "Well they used to have an immune system but lost it somewhere during evolution/genetic engineering/"

    Neither would make sense, the first would apparently give the idea that all micro organisms on some planet disappeared all of a sudden, the second; perhaps as a mistake but as something you would actually want to achieve? That would make these aliens pretty stupid.
     
  20. maximaz

    maximaz Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Apr 2, 2006
    I'm pretty sure she explained it in the game. Not sure how they take a dump but I'm willing to ignore that.

    BTW what was her side quest?