The Tragedy of Brendan Fraser

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Tawûsê, Jul 29, 2017.

  1. Tawûsê

    Tawûsê First time out of the vault

    Jul 20, 2017


    A few years later...

     
  2. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Hoo boy, I guess it's time we do our research on the occult rituals Brendan Fraser took part in...
    BTW., RetardedOldShoe, you STILL owe me the story of bismuth, you miserable waste of space.

    As for Brendan Fraser, wow, that's harsh. He had a few flops in recent years, but I do remember him fondly from his movies of the early Naughts and so on.
     
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  3. ThatZenoGuy

    ThatZenoGuy Residential Sexy Anthro Goddess...Mutant.

    Nov 8, 2016
    His wife ass raped him, no wonder he's depressed.
     
  4. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne Misanthropic God of Rations Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    That looked way too sad to watch. My life is too sad enough as it is to feed off his entropy.
     
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  5. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    He's gotten fatter and is losing hair. He can hire a personal trainer and have hair implants or whatever it is they do.
     
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  6. ThatZenoGuy

    ThatZenoGuy Residential Sexy Anthro Goddess...Mutant.

    Nov 8, 2016
    He kinda can't, he's bleeding money because of his whore wife.
     
  7. Supreme Shah Ismail

    Supreme Shah Ismail Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    Sep 17, 2016
    God I miss this guy, good actor. Shame what happened to him.
     
  8. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    I've been rude to you because you're an idiot who keeps on being cryptic about quite obviously ridiculous things. You're useless. I'm only riling about the bismuth thing because I'm honestly interested in how easy I can destroy it and how your various mental illnesses will let you make up things to save you from the cognitive dissonance.
     
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  9. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Just give it a try. I'll try to use no overly complicated physics and everything will be understandable to laymen. C'mon, you know you want to try it.
    /edit: But I guess you're chickening out. You don't actually have anything. That's just sad.
     
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  10. Buxbaum666

    Buxbaum666 Heterostructured Nanorod oTO Orderite

    Dec 5, 2003
     
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  11. Pwener

    Pwener Tunnelers? They Don't Sound That Tough...

    Aug 15, 2017
    Damn that's him? Barely recognize him. His speech pattern and voice are even different from the last time I saw him. Hell of a 180.
     
  12. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne Misanthropic God of Rations Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    We follow you to know when your dumbass is shitposting.
     
  13. Walpknut

    Walpknut Testament to the ghoul lifespan

    Dec 30, 2010
    My first experience watching Brendan Fraser in a movie was with The Passion of Darkly Noon as a wee prepubescent lad. I happened to catch it on a movie channel back when I first got cable tv and I would spend hours channel surfing at night. It forever made me get really disturbed whenever I saw him in childfriendly movies, my brain just remembers him covered in Body paint, screaming his head off while wielding a sledgehammer. I mean the movie is pretty shit, but for a little impressionable kid who had only watched national television up to that point it left a mark.

    I still enjoyed the Mummy movies, well the first 2.
     
  14. Buxbaum666

    Buxbaum666 Heterostructured Nanorod oTO Orderite

    Dec 5, 2003
    Spoiler alert for a 13-year-old TV episode:

    He scarred me emotionally when his character died on Scrubs. I still cry whenever I watch that episode. FUCK YOU FRASER
     
  15. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    That episode hit like a truck.
    "Where do you think we are?"
     
  16. Buxbaum666

    Buxbaum666 Heterostructured Nanorod oTO Orderite

    Dec 5, 2003
    Yeah, I did not see that coming. In hindsight it should've been obvious, all the hints were there. Yet I still can't help but cry even when I rewatch it for the umpteenth time. Outstanding episode, really.
     
  17. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne Misanthropic God of Rations Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    Ok, now I am curious.
     
  18. Walpknut

    Walpknut Testament to the ghoul lifespan

    Dec 30, 2010
    Toront, you've never seen the most needlessly brutal episode of Scrubs?
     
  19. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne Misanthropic God of Rations Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    If I did it was in Iraq when we watched it and I suppressed it.
     
  20. Walpknut

    Walpknut Testament to the ghoul lifespan

    Dec 30, 2010
    It's called "My Screwup" 14th episode of season 3. Don't look up any spoilers.