Or, in this case, @DirtyOldShoe? In this thread he promised some great, big reveal on bismuth, in his usual, annoyingly mysterious-and-then-I'll-leave-for-a-wek-again style. So last week I gave him an ultimatum, no bullshit, just give me the big secret of bismuth's half-life. I was genuinely intrigued what kind of bullshit he could have dug out, and, his emphasis on doing research would have made it a lot funnier for me since I do actual research for a living. So now the time's up, and I'm thinking of what I should do now. Give his avatar a dunce cap? Rename him "Kevin Kockmongler" for a week or so? All of the above? Gimme suggestions, and do your research properly!