Which celebrity would you bang

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Skelok, Mar 3, 2017.

  1. DarkCorp

    DarkCorp Ninja Lurker

    Oct 27, 2003
    Nicole Kidman, Madonna, Katherine Keener, Mary Steenburgen, Cate Blanchett, Ruth Connell, and some more to satisfy my mature fetish.

    Jessica Chastain, Amy Adams, Elizabeth Banks, Leslie Mann, Diane Kruger, Elisabeth Mitchell, and more to satisfy my MILF needs.

    Rachel McAdams, Isla fisher, Emma Stone, Blake Lively, Emma Watson, Megan Fox, Kristen Stewart, and others for the girl next door types.
     
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  2. CT Phipps

    CT Phipps Half-way Through My Half-life

    Sep 17, 2016
    Now now, you're just being greedy.

    :)
     
  3. mobucks

    mobucks moobs Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    I want to eat puppy chow out of Ana De Armas' doo doo plumbing.

     
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  4. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish ...I Remember...

    Sep 11, 2010
    Her bug-eyed'ness and weird lips bother me too much to even consider her remotely attractive.

    Anyway.

    Kat Dennings is pretty much perfect looking for my preferences.

    Beth Behrs is gorgeous.

    As is Alison Brie.

    And while she's complete and utter pop trash I find Nicki Minaj way hot.

    As to male fuckbois.
    I still find Bruce Willis to be a smoking piece of ass fox babe 100 lit fam.

    Henry Cavill is a stunning man.

    And I've always had a thing for John Goodman.
     
  5. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Kat Dennings.

    Alison Brie.

    But since 95% of all celebrities are beautiful on a surreal level, there isn't so much a list of cebrities I would bang but more a list I wouldn't.

    Fuck off Mr Fish for ninjaposting both Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, btw.
     
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  6. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish ...I Remember...

    Sep 11, 2010
    You got nice taste in brunettes. :clap:
     
  7. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    They're basically sex incarnate.
     
  8. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    In real life you're constantly kicking Scar-Jo lookalikes out of bed?
     
  9. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish ...I Remember...

    Sep 11, 2010
    Yeah boi!


    Yeah? Gotta make room for grannies and trannies yo.
     
  10. Millim

    Millim What the fuck is this for a shit?!

    Oct 13, 2010
    I'd fuck George Lucas.

    For FUCKING MY CHILDHOLE.

    I mean CHILDHOOD.

    (On a serious note, I'd fuck Anne Hathaway).
     
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  11. mobucks

    mobucks moobs Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    I like pretty eyes. Behold Laurence Leboeuf:

    Loved her as Apple in Turbo Kid:
     
  12. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish ...I Remember...

    Sep 11, 2010
    I also really like Lena Headey, especially in Judge Dredd.

    Also this smug-faced tart.

    And I realized I didn't have a redhead on the list so here's Sophie Turner.
     
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  13. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    Swedes...:shock::mrgreen:
     
  14. R.Graves

    R.Graves Functionally Defective

    Apr 21, 2016
    yeah also beth behrs, kat dennings, lena headly, and eliza dushku.
     
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  15. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish ...I Remember...

    Sep 11, 2010
    Seriously though, her face freaks me out. If she wears a mask I guess I'd stir her pink stew with my meat stick (if I'm feeling a desperate need to get my dick wet), but I can't look at her face without just feeling like some alien being pretending to be human is staring back at me.

     
  16. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    You still talking about Scar-Jo? I think you're exaggerating a bit.
     
  17. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish ...I Remember...

    Sep 11, 2010
    I'm not. She freaks me out. :hide:

    Actually, while I'm on it, three more women I don't find attractive at all.

    Milla Jovovich
    She reminds me too much of a classmate who was a total cunt. Can't look at her without being reminded of classmate.

    Angelina Jolie & Jessica Alba
    I don't really have any particular reason for these two. I remember back in the day that my friends were like head over heels over how hot they were and I was just like >_> at them. I just don't see it. I acknowledge that they are indeed attractive women but for reason they do absolutely nothing for me and I can't ever imagine myself wanting to splurt the gurt inside of them.

    Hypothetically I could have sex with them. Hypothetically I could also go flay a hobo. Doesn't mean that me with my current mindset want to do either. :shrug:
     
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  18. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Says the guy who loves Hillary.
     
  19. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010

    Seriously, there is nothing wrong with her face whatsoever.
     
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  20. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    Her dad is Danish. She basically comes from the same genetic pool as you. Last name: Johansson, does that ring a bell? Come on, meen.