Which celebrity would you bang

She got a phat ass.

Bugeyed alien with a human face she skinned off of some poor girl.

Genepools can have the occasional abnormality.

 

Whatever man. I'm not her pimp and you're not the 'john'. I don't have to make you like her.

 

I just don't see why it bothers some of you that my penis doesn't get any extra blood-flow in it to make it sport even a chub when I see her face.

Back on topic.

Lady Gaga's pretty cute.

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As is Daisy Ridley

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Almost forgot Sophie Turner is pretty cute too for the GoT girls.

Anne Hathaway, Megan Fox, Emma Watson and KIERRA KNIGHTLEY.

 

Anytime.

 

Christina Ricci

 

She uh, got quite the forehead. That's hot. I guess.

 

True, though it wouldn't bother me.......when it's buried in a pillow

 

I have to admit, Ricci really kind of has that, 'please fuck me, I have been bad', look.

She looked great as Lizzie Borden.

 

Wanted to fuck this bitch when she first came out. She looks like an annoying cunt, but we aren't talking about marrying and having kids and life insurance and shit - just pure skin-to-skin fluid swapping.

 

The Spine (David Bennett) is a sexy beast.



Damn good singer too:

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Love this song especially: https://soundcloud.com/user298341414/steam-powered-giraffe-photographic-memories-prototype-mp3pm
Final version isn't as good.

The Jon was also cute in a creepy kind of way.


As was Upgrade.

 

I didnt really noticed how attracted I was to her intil she was dressed as a man in pirates of the Caribbean 2...
Also @Hassknecht
Honestly not a deal breaker. And isabella looks fucking gorgeous in full makeup. Also agreed with everything @Mr Fish SPG post

 

I'll lick his bald spot.

 

Joseph Mawle

 

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IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'VE POSTED IN THIS THREAD SO THERE COULD BE SOME REPEAT ASSUMING I HAVE.

Also bill kaulitz. Mostly because he reminds me of Leah Thompson circa howard the duck:

Not bad.
Also Helena bonham carter

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Baba Yaga

 

Steve Buscemi is the only fuckable celebrity

 

Katherine Parkinson from the IT Crowd.

 

She looks pretty good, looks better in the second pic though.