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  1. The Dopamine Cleric
    The Dopamine Cleric
    Chill the fuck out.
    1. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Nah bro I’m good
      Sep 19, 2019 at 4:22 AM
  2. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    Holy penis this site is SECUUUURE. Thanks @Korin
    1. Richwizard
      Richwizard
      You have holes in your penis? TOO MUCH INFO!
      Sep 19, 2019 at 4:38 AM
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    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      My father is a prison guard, and one of the inmates in the mental health unit likes to break up sporks and jam the shards into his urethra.

      He has a holy penis, I bet.
      Sep 19, 2019 at 4:47 AM
  3. Korin
    Korin
    I have returned and brought an SSL certificate with me.
    1. Richwizard
      Richwizard
      The SSL cert is nice, but your returning is the main event.
      Sep 19, 2019 at 4:35 AM
  4. Norzan
    Norzan
    Was i the ony one that got the error when trying to load the site? Happened for several minutes.
    1. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      Korin is doing work.
      Sep 18, 2019 at 9:53 PM
  5. alec
    alec
    I was watching a documentary about honey badgers. They're fucking insane. I want one.
    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      The whole mustelid family are a bunch of derrangedly aggressive little mammals, with the less than 100 gram lesser weasel being capable of taking down hares, and the largest in the family, the wolverine known for killing reindeer - even moose
      Sep 18, 2019 at 2:18 PM
    2. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      Yes, they are mean motherfuckers. Wolverine ain't got shit on Honey Badger. Guess they were in W2 for that reason.
      Sep 18, 2019 at 8:53 PM
  6. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I just realized Norwegian does not have a word for 'amputee', we have to say the whole thing "person who has had a limb of theirs amputated"
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    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I have seen like 2 in my life and we have a bunch of different slang terms for amputees in Colombia alone. Also, the Brits have like slang for people with Spina bifida and how common is that really?
      Sep 18, 2019 at 1:48 PM
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I guess we got some older terms for things that might have been more common in the past, but I'm guessing those terms exist in any community that has experienced (or still do) ailments common with lack of modern medicine
      Sep 18, 2019 at 2:04 PM
    5. alec
      alec
      Sucks if you're into Norwegian amputee porn. Gotta type in half a novel before you can pull your pud.
      Sep 18, 2019 at 5:46 PM
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  7. The Dopamine Cleric
    The Dopamine Cleric
    FLAMING CHARIOT
    1. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      AKA the SUN or COMETS.
      Sep 18, 2019 at 8:54 PM
    2. The Dopamine Cleric
  8. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I always loved that random-ass dinner-scene verse in Rapper's Delight :V
    1. Yamu likes this.
  9. Alphons
    Alphons
    1 year older!!! Only 46 years left until retirement.
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    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Oh, and remember when your parents said you could be “anything you wanted”? That was a fucking lie too.
      Sep 17, 2019 at 7:01 PM
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    4. BigGuyCIA
      BigGuyCIA
      Nihilists get out.
      Sep 18, 2019 at 3:37 AM
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      My comment about not retiring has nothing to do with nihilism, it's just an observation of how the economy is developing.
      Sep 18, 2019 at 4:51 AM
  10. Makta
    Makta
    Never had any issue with humble bundle untill my last 3 purchases.. Automatic payment when i am not subscribed not getting what i paid 4...
    1. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Eesh. I’m sorry dood
      Sep 17, 2019 at 1:15 AM
  11. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    What’s your favorite philosopher, past or present?
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    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      No trouble at all. The author James Romm also wrote a book about Alexander’s successors called “Ghost on the Throne” that was pretty good.
      Sep 16, 2019 at 10:43 PM
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    3. TheHouseAlwaysWins
      TheHouseAlwaysWins
      stirner, though mostly for the memes around it
      Sep 17, 2019 at 12:29 AM
    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      That’s fair, though Stirner’s individualist philosophy was certainly interesting in its own right.
      Sep 17, 2019 at 1:10 AM
  12. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Ever since I stated outright I am planning to leave the country I started getting "Study abroad" ads on youtube. Creepy.
    1. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      Google is not your friend.
      Sep 16, 2019 at 9:36 PM
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    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      One day Google will know what you wanna search before you know.

      Finding Asian ass porn has never been easier.
      Sep 17, 2019 at 9:31 AM
  13. Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    The new Ghost EP was enjoyable, makes me wonder if they'll ever go a little heavier though.
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    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      “AureliusofPhoenix and Aurelius Of Phoenix like this.”
      Sep 17, 2019 at 9:28 AM
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    3. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      You xeroxed fuckers need to fight already.
      Sep 17, 2019 at 2:32 PM
    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      More fun to antagonize the rest of you together whilst occasionally insulting each other.
      Sep 17, 2019 at 5:28 PM
  14. R.Graves
    R.Graves
    Reminder: Rick Sanchez, Bojack Horseman, and Walter White are not characters whose actions you're supposed like or defend.
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    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I think both views of Walter are understandable, though I think you’re biased against him due to his cooking drugs lel
      Sep 17, 2019 at 6:14 AM
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Walter gets big dreams, beyond his quick 300 000 (which is his primary motivation, remember - alleviate his family the financial burden) - it is this egocentrical drive that ends up costing more and more lives - first "trivial junkie" lives, then "merely criminals" - then his own family
      Sep 17, 2019 at 10:24 AM
    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      All he ever had to do - was stop when he had what he wanted to get. There are events that can understandably push someone, like when he has to start over early on in the series, to re-gain his money, but he still lost his focus to unecesarily big dreams - as he admits in the end - he did it all for his own excitement, and it cost him all of what he wanted to safeguard
      Sep 17, 2019 at 10:26 AM
  15. RangerBoo
    RangerBoo
  16. R.Graves
    R.Graves
    Woowee peace walker is structured so much more differently than the other games. Guess it makes sense because it's a mobile game bu still
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    2. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      I own that on PC. I can help you find a good HD version of it that is not Twin Snakes.
      Sep 16, 2019 at 1:10 AM
    3. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      I also have it on PS2, but that thing is decrepit.
      Sep 16, 2019 at 1:11 AM
    4. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Eh the psx version plays at 720p on my PS3 so it should be fine.
      Sep 16, 2019 at 1:42 AM
  17. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    No one will ever produce a better video game than Total War Shogun 2. You now have my permission to argue.
  18. Matt Drax
    Matt Drax
    Roaming the Wastelands...
    1. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      How's that going?
      Sep 15, 2019 at 12:58 PM
    2. Matt Drax
      Matt Drax
      Could be better; haven't played Wasteland 1 in a very long time and run at some problems and death repeats...
      Think I got a bit to comfy with modern features, so need to polish the oldies again, before I'm getting too old ^^".
      That said, I can't wait for the remaster to be released.
      Sep 15, 2019 at 6:45 PM
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  19. Rheios
    Rheios
    Saw the necro for the links to the F3 previews and reading it for the first time. Is it possible to get angry retro-actively? =P
    1. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I experience that every day. You know, like when you’re in the shower and remember something you did 5 years ago and you’re like “OH GODS NO”?

      It’s very possible
      Sep 15, 2019 at 10:54 AM
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    2. Rheios
      Rheios
      There's so much *marketing* in even the old stuff. Its the sort of thing that made me worried about Fallout 4 and if I had thought to look would have been prophetic. I really am madder at myself for not knowing better.
      Sep 15, 2019 at 6:39 PM
    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Eh, spilled milk. Most you can do is try to atone lol
      Sep 15, 2019 at 8:29 PM
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  20. The Dopamine Cleric
    The Dopamine Cleric
    Type "Centipede" into google image search as a replacement for caffeine.
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    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I bet I wouldn’t even feel it, you tiny-hand faggot.
      Sep 15, 2019 at 7:09 AM
    3. The Dopamine Cleric
      The Dopamine Cleric
      You're never gonna get to feel it. :)
      Sep 15, 2019 at 7:11 AM
    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Vaguely ominous, but ok. I’ll check under my car tomorrow morning...
      Sep 15, 2019 at 7:12 AM