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Angry Sheriff Pastor, Male, 21, from Masstatustetts

I just saw a FB comment putting forth the idea that “kill the goblin” is used as a masturbation euphemism by someone, somewhere. Glorious. Oct 23, 2019 at 5:04 PM

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1. AureliusofPhoenix
  I just saw a FB comment putting forth the idea that “kill the goblin” is used as a masturbation euphemism by someone, somewhere. Glorious.
  
  Oct 23, 2019 at 5:04 PM
2. AureliusofPhoenix
  Marvel Future Fight has been undergoing maintenance all fucking day. Odd to me, considering the fact that the game ran JUST FINE before.
  
  Oct 23, 2019 at 3:22 AM
  2. TorontRayne
    Stop playing shit games maybe.
    
    Oct 23, 2019 at 7:48 AM
    
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  3. AureliusofPhoenix
    Fuck that bro gotta play em then complain about them. You know, that comment sounded awfully familiar to someone else I know.
    
    Stay away from Graves, Toront. He’s rubbing off on you. Or you’re rubbing off on each other. Either way you might end up as gay as he is.
    
    Oct 23, 2019 at 8:41 AM
  4. Squadcar
    Isn't this a mobile game? Stop playing shit games.
    EDIT: mobile games don't have to be bad. But 99% of them are. Also, it's a phone. So games just feel eh on them even if it wasn't complete shit.
    
    Oct 23, 2019 at 7:43 PM
    
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3. AureliusofPhoenix
  I’ve just watched the movie Perfect for the third time and it’s still awful. I hate it.
  
  Oct 21, 2019 at 5:56 PM
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  3. AureliusofPhoenix
    It’s something all right. I can’t tell if I love it for how ridiculous it is or hate it for that same reason.
    
    Oct 22, 2019 at 3:40 AM
  4. R.Graves
    The pace is absolutely wild.
    
    Within like the first 25 minutes he gets sucked off into a new world, saves a girl from rape, stays at her apartment, goes to a museum, goes to the unemployment office, gets and loses a job at a bathouse, has a falling out with his friend...
    
    Oct 22, 2019 at 3:50 AM
    
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  5. alec
    Is no one going to remark that "I’ve just watched the movie Perfect for the third time and it’s still awful" is a beautiful sentence? It's literature. It comes close to "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
    
    And it brought a smile to my face.
    
    Oct 22, 2019 at 1:19 PM
    
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4. AureliusofPhoenix
  The Flash is a legitimately awful show, but it still got me to watch it for a few seasons on Netflix so... they win, I guess. Fuckers.
  
  Oct 20, 2019 at 9:58 PM
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  3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Watching any cw show calls for immediate sudoku
    
    Oct 21, 2019 at 5:21 PM
  4. AureliusofPhoenix
    Seppuku? Lmao
    
    Oct 21, 2019 at 5:49 PM
  5. Squadcar
    What does seppuku have to do with numbers and blocks of them and ordering them correctly? C'mon man.
    
    Oct 21, 2019 at 6:50 PM
    
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5. AureliusofPhoenix
  I’ve replayed The Wolf Among Us. It’s fun, but BUTCHERS the Fables series that it’s supposed to be based on. Gotta side with Walp on this.
  
  Oct 18, 2019 at 9:15 PM
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  3. Walpknut
    It being a prequels in fact makes the lore breaks worse.
    
    Oct 20, 2019 at 1:29 AM
    
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  4. Squadcar
    I really don't know much about it anyway. Didn't think a prequel would contradict so much of something but it's not impossible.
    
    Oct 21, 2019 at 1:41 PM
  5. Walpknut
    Basically TWAU was written by someone who never read past the first issue of the comic IF that.
    
    Oct 21, 2019 at 7:56 PM
    
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6. AureliusofPhoenix
  I wonder if Pompey “Magnus” was self aware and didn’t care, or if he was just so caught up in his own bullshit he didn’t know he was an ass
  
  Oct 16, 2019
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  3. AureliusofPhoenix
    But was he not self aware of the fact that his ass cared about bullshit?
    
    Oct 16, 2019
    
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  4. Squadcar
    I think he just shit like a bull at this point.
    
    Oct 16, 2019
    
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  5. AureliusofPhoenix
    True. Shame we’ll never know if he was didn’t care aware.
    
    Oct 16, 2019
7. AureliusofPhoenix
  Telltale games are... disappointing, usually, but the two Batman ones are wonderful. Impaling Carmine Falcone’s smug ass will never get old.
  
  Oct 15, 2019
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  3. 5545Trey
    I really enjoyed Telltale's take on the Joker. It was a really bold move, and it's something I can respect the writers for.
    
    Oct 17, 2019 at 5:14 AM
    
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  4. AureliusofPhoenix
    John Doe was fucking amazing and I loved the idea of Bruce turning him into a villain or vigilante
    
    Oct 17, 2019 at 6:22 AM
  5. Alphons
    What about Minecraft: Story Mode though? Shame there wasn't third season...
    
    Oct 17, 2019 at 6:50 PM
8. AureliusofPhoenix
  You ever wonder if ancient stereotypes play a role in newer ones? Like do modern Frenchmen fit some Gaul stereotypes? I’m honestly curious
  
  Oct 11, 2019
  2. BigGuyCIA
    French chicks are hairy AF. Confirmed Gallic genes.
    
    Oct 11, 2019
    
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9. AureliusofPhoenix
  Rome Total War’s Imperial Campaign as Thrace on Hard is an... interesting experience. By that I mean it’s actual torture. 10/10 SO turned on
  
  Oct 11, 2019
10. AureliusofPhoenix
  We strike first/and we’re unrehearsed /here it goes again here comes the greatest show in heaven and on earth
  
  Oct 10, 2019
  2. Squadcar
    Something 100x better than A7X. They grow up so fast.
    
    Oct 10, 2019
  3. AureliusofPhoenix
    Lmao you’re biased
    
    Oct 10, 2019
  4. Squadcar
    BIG facts
    
    Oct 11, 2019
11. AureliusofPhoenix
  The fuck is the music world’s obsession with Lizzo?
  
  Oct 6, 2019
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  3. AureliusofPhoenix
    Speaking of stuff I like, the Black Keys album that came out a few months ago is pretty niceee
    
    Oct 7, 2019
  4. Hassknecht
    There has been soooo many good albums this year, it's ridiculous.
    
    Oct 7, 2019
    
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  5. AureliusofPhoenix
    The most important contribution to modern music
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QuFTCirwmoM
    
    Oct 7, 2019
12. AureliusofPhoenix
  Don Draper reminds me of Michael Townley in his treatment of his family, if the only family member Michael was an asshole to was his wife.
  
  Oct 5, 2019
13. AureliusofPhoenix
  My swarthy complexion has turned as pale as Graves, and I’m coughing up blood, among other things. Good news?...
  
  Oct 4, 2019
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  3. AureliusofPhoenix
    Went to the ER this morning. I’ll be ok, so long as I don’t lose any more blood, which means leaving the pain meds for my crash for awhile while I balance my sugars again.
    
    Oct 4, 2019
  4. TorontRayne
    Plenty of fluids. Sunlight. Less addictive pain meds.
    
    Oct 4, 2019
    
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  5. AureliusofPhoenix
    Way ahead of ya, but thanks Toront. I appreciate the advice.
    
    Oct 5, 2019
14. AureliusofPhoenix
  “A man must embrace his fate-“ “-or be destroyed by it. *chuckles* The fucking cunt said that to everyone.”
  
  Oct 3, 2019
  2. Norzan
    That's from Spartacus, Batiatus used to say the quote before the chuckle and I believe Crixus said the quote after the chuckle.
    
    Haven't watched the whole series in years but i used to watch it a lot because Fox used to do reruns of every season.
    
    Oct 3, 2019
    
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  3. AureliusofPhoenix
    You got it. I’d give you a prize had I one to give.
    
    Oct 3, 2019
15. AureliusofPhoenix
  So who do you think was the worst Roman emperor and why? I say Otho. He failed to end Vitellius’s rebellion and just kinda... sucked.
  
  Oct 1, 2019
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  3. Squadcar
    I'm not sure I buy that but it was something I hadn't considered before.
    
    Oct 1, 2019
    
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  4. Eshanas
    @toront Nero and Caligula get shit on but that's literally due to historical revisionism via Damnatio Memoriae. Ditto Heligobalus. People wouldn't be Nero Pretenders for up to a century after he died if he was their version of Hitler. With that said....
    
    Oct 1, 2019
  5. Eshanas
    My vote for worst Emperor doesn't go to a short-term Emperor; that's low hanging fruit. Honorius takes the mantle. He rose in minority, was chained to a guardian, and that guardian took all power out from him and the office and it was their successors, not the Emperors, who ruled. S/O to my man Majorian tho for having some power.
    
    Oct 2, 2019
    
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16. AureliusofPhoenix
  I remember the first time I binge watched Spartacus, a friend asked for relationship advice and I told him to “grab hold of [his] cock.”
  
  Sep 28, 2019
17. AureliusofPhoenix
  Watching the impeachment hearing. This Intelligence Director is full of shit; he doesn’t answer any question without deflecting or rambling.
  
  Sep 26, 2019
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  3. TorontRayne
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/two-children-beaten-death-india-defecating-open-094230685.html
    
    Sep 26, 2019
  4. TorontRayne
    Those two were full of shit. They paid dearly for their method of disposing of it.
    
    Sep 26, 2019
    
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  5. AureliusofPhoenix
    HA. I’m horrible for laughing at that...
    
    Sep 26, 2019
18. AureliusofPhoenix
  You ever listen to some unreleased track from an artist you love and go “fuck, I’m glad that didn’t come out”? That’s me and Cobain.
  
  Sep 25, 2019
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  3. The Dopamine Cleric
    Dropped from the 5th to the 6th on D minor every change from verse chorus, turned into an actual sentence instead of an abstract prog-rock pretension. some other stuff
    
    Sep 26, 2019
    
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  4. alec
    No. I love pretty much everything Nirvana ever did, but hey ... YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT
    
    Sep 26, 2019
    
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  5. Squadcar
    Hell, I think Nirvana had some better stuff in the unreleased category than they ever released.
    
    Sep 26, 2019
19. AureliusofPhoenix
  My childhood dream since I was 4 was to be president of the US. Weird or nah?
  
  Sep 24, 2019
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  3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
    No passion at all bro, you need to be searching high and low for the fem-bussy. Like grinder, Craigslist, etc I don't know. If you were desperate enough you would have found one by now.
    
    Sep 26, 2019
  4. R.Graves
    Then they be like "stop fetishising me reee" but seriously doesn't help that people around me don't know I'm into that. Be really awkward to just suddenly bring a tranny home
    
    Sep 26, 2019
    
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  5. Aurelius Of Phoenix
    He doesn't have a sex shed... never gonna make it.
    
    Sep 26, 2019
20. AureliusofPhoenix
  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I CAN MOVE MY TOES AGAIN
  
  Sep 22, 2019
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  3. zegh8578
    ? https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1397938/thumbs/o-KILL-BILL-570.jpg
    
    Sep 22, 2019
    
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  4. The Dopamine Cleric
    You assume too much about this audience with this statement. Ladies? Where? Gentlemen? Obviously not.
    
    Sep 22, 2019
  5. AureliusofPhoenix
    Fine, faggots and bitches, my foot is basically the same as it was
    
    Sep 22, 2019
    
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