AureliusofPhoenix
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The Eyes of the Mighty Caesar Are Upon You, Male, 21, from Masstatustetts

I've always believed that ancestors would be disgusted by later times. Us by founding fathers, founding fathers by Roman Republic, etc. Dec 12, 2019 at 2:45 PM

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    1. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I've always believed that ancestors would be disgusted by later times. Us by founding fathers, founding fathers by Roman Republic, etc.
    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I love how in the TV adaptation of The Last Kingdom, Uhtred is this swashbuckling hero, but in the original books he’s a fucking douche.
    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      You ever get called a slur, then wear it as a badge of honor? For me it’s being called Greek by various people.
      1. Squadcar
    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Hot take: Bran Stark should've died when Jaime Lannister pushed him out the window as a kid. His POV is the most boring in ASOIAF.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Only worth-while what-ifs, is if a major factor is added, like a chemistry experiment - but it has to be a factor that did not allready exist in the world. You can't just go "what if Lonciln changed his mind :0"
        Dec 9, 2019 at 5:02 PM
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I mean, I get what you're saying, but to assume that we know EVERY POSSIBLE OUTCOME OF EVERY VARIABLE is... well, frankly it's a fallacy. It places too much stock in our knowing how something would've turned out. I agree that "what if chickens were dinosaurs", etc is dumb as fuck. But Harry Turtledove's novels about the South winning the ACW, for example, are fascinating.
        Dec 10, 2019 at 4:33 AM
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Because in addition to great presentation, and utterly human stories, those books in particular explore the rise (and eventual fall) of this "Southern Empire".
        Dec 10, 2019 at 4:35 AM
    5. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Replaced the Skyrim main theme with the GoT one, and the dragon battle music with the Last Kingdom intro theme. Better x1000000000
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        If it wasn't for Fallout 4 I may not have ever liked better games. So I give it that. I hadn't played 1 or 2 yet and I loved NV over 3. Then 4 came out and I was immensely disappointed. Ended up making me wanna try 1 and 2 out. And eventually other cRPGs. I would have never played Wasteland or PS:T had it not been for Fallout 4 sucking ass.
        Dec 3, 2019
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        To be fair, I stopped after F4; I game-shared 76 and realized "ok, yeah, not gonna give Beth money anymore."

        Also, I don't act like Beth is the bane of good games. I act like they're retarded, which they are. But retardation every once in a while is fun.
        Dec 3, 2019
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        The bane of good games is Gearbox, or maybe 2K.

        How

        the FUCK

        does a THIRD BORDERLANDS even exist?!!
        Dec 3, 2019
    6. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      If Bernard Cornwell dies before he finishes the Last Kingdom series I might cry.
    7. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Just started playing AC Syndicate. It's fun, but the Templars using street gangs is completely out of character and really stupid.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Exactly. The best way I can describe it is that it's an entertaining game, handled terribly. Put that aside, though, and it is dumb fun to just beat gang members up as Jacob, giving your own street gang a foothold, all the while justifying to yourself this mob violence as a good thing.
        Nov 29, 2019
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I borrowed 1 from a coworker, I did the first two bosses and got halfway to the third one and couldn't stand it.
        Nov 29, 2019
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        If you ever decide to play AC again, play Rogue. It combines the stellar naval combat of Black Flag with a better story and protagonist.
        Nov 29, 2019
    8. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Installed a mod for Empire: Total War that lets you play as the pirates faction; all I can fucking think of is that "You Are a Pirate" meme
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    9. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Just watched IT: Chapter II... and I actually liked it. Either the shitty movies are fucking with my mind or it really was entertaining.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        These shitty movies usually are entertaining to a degree. See butthurt rant.
        Nov 25, 2019
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    10. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Sometimes I wish I could have lived during the Enlightenment. I’d gladly give up good teeth and showers for inspired conversation.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Nobles, you say? *drags the guillotine into place*
        Dec 3, 2019
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      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Maybe a typo. Could be noodles.
        Dec 3, 2019
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I am descended from the one and only Flying Spaghetti Monster.
        Dec 4, 2019
    11. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Wish is sending me coupons for penis pumps. I’ve been attacked.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        That too.
        Nov 18, 2019
      3. alec
        alec
        I'm imagining a penis pump made in China that is just too small to fit a Western dick. Imagination is a horrible thing sometimes.
        Nov 18, 2019
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        You think they even accept returns on shit like that?
        Nov 18, 2019
    12. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Reading about Major John Andre; the penultimate redcoat gentleman officer. Fascinating guy, even before the outbreak of the AWI.
    13. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’m a Joker main in the first Injustice because his (A), (A) basic heavy combo is fucking wonderful for interrupting literally anything.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I never played the second one but the first one had a better story it seemed.
        Nov 14, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Injustice 2 was a toss up; its better gameplay was crippled by that loot box, gear shit, and the better graphics were offset by everyone being ugly as shit (seriously, Catwoman and Batman look fucking HIDEOUS), and a decent story was less decent than the first game because shitty dialogue
        Nov 14, 2019
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I used to play Deathstroke at parties and just use the ranged attacks and people would scream he was OP after telling me how good they were at the game. So good they can't get past a weak character only good at noobstomping noobs who can't avoid range attacks and close in.
        Nov 14, 2019
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    14. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I dunno who needs to hear this, but if you main Kabal in MK9, fuck you, die in a hole. Spammiest, most obnoxious character. I hate it.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Kabal was notoriously busted in MK9. His on block frames for a lot of moves were way too safe. He was also top tier alongside human Smoke in UMK3. I think in UMK3 Kabal could do a 75% combo?
        Nov 13, 2019
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        What's your main. INB4 Scorpion & Sub-Zero...
        Nov 13, 2019
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        In 9? Either Noob or Nightwolf.
        Nov 13, 2019
    15. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Injustice 2 takes up more space on PC than ACIII Remastered, Arkham Knight, and Total War Attila. What in the fuck?
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Also there was a trend started around 2014 (if I remember correctly) to stop compressing things like audio and other files which gave games a larger overall file size? It's what I heard, didn't really care since I hardly ever run out of room on a drive and have good internet.
        Nov 11, 2019
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Maybe this is a sign you should play good fighting games like guilty gear or samurai showdown instead, filthy gaijin.
        Nov 12, 2019
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        "filthy gaijin" Is Aurelius #2 a weeb?
        Nov 12, 2019
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    16. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I like how I was born handsome and occasionally smart, but the powers that be made me 5’9”. Can’t make things too easy, I guess.
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      2. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        Well, at least you were born with an overabundance of imagination.
        Nov 9, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Thank the past drug use for that.
        Nov 9, 2019
      4. MutantScalper
        MutantScalper
        Nov 12, 2019
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    17. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Bamham Arkham Trilogy is $15 USD on steam until November 11.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        When does Arkham Akrham come out?
        Nov 8, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        After Arkham World and Arkham Universe.
        Nov 8, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Arkham Knight was not only bad but also fucked up the control scheme on PC.
        Nov 9, 2019
    18. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’ve watched something for the third time and hated it; felt the need to tell you all this because my social life is empty and unfulfilling.
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      2. alec
        alec
        There's a couple of movies I've watched an insane amount of times and I still love them to this day. "American Beauty", the 1950 George Pal version of "The Time Machine", Tim Burton's 1989 "Batman", "The Doors", "Vanilla Sky" (yeah, with Tom Cruise, bitches). Some of those I probably watched close to a hundred times, without kidding.
        Nov 7, 2019
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I’ve actually watched more “bad” films than good ones, many of which I personally love (see Troll 2 and those gods awful Leprechaun movies)
        Nov 7, 2019
      4. Alphons
        Alphons
        I know that feeling. Guys don't watch your sex tapes even for a first time.
        Nov 8, 2019
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    19. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Why do I sound like Sinatra when I sing but a complete nerd when I speak? Is it the Boston accent? Oh God, spare me this awful fate
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Because you are gay.
        Nov 6, 2019
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Maybe you sound like a nerd because that's what you are... now get into the locker.
        Nov 6, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Fun fact, someone tried to locker shove me in high school. My shoulders were too broad. I proceeded to drag him to a bathroom and water board him in the toilet until a bystander stopped me.

        Fuck with the bull, get the... hands? I dunno, I thought they filed bulls’ horns down or something
        Nov 6, 2019
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    20. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      If anyone has recommendations for good documentaries on cults and the mindsets behind them lemme know here or over PM. I’m really interested
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Cause the other one is normal.
        Nov 5, 2019
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS that?
        Nov 5, 2019
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