AureliusofPhoenix

You have holes in your penis? TOO MUCH INFO!

My father is a prison guard, and one of the inmates in the mental health unit likes to break up sporks and jam the shards into his urethra.

He has a holy penis, I bet.

No trouble at all. The author James Romm also wrote a book about Alexander’s successors called “Ghost on the Throne” that was pretty good.

stirner, though mostly for the memes around it

That’s fair, though Stirner’s individualist philosophy was certainly interesting in its own right.

It was a Last Podcast on the Left reference but tbh knowing my subconscious probably.

Yep. Definitely sounds like code for 'I'm gonna lick a toad, look for a dark alley and enjoy some hobo dick.' I would imagine that a well-groomed penis has very little flavor.

5 dollars is 5 dollars.

Not because it’s that kind of game, but because it’s in that odd middle ground of weirdness in which I can’t tell if it’s good or god awful.

Just don't replay it, it'll lose a lot of charm once you discover which choices are meaningless.

"I’m gonna do ya man"
Knew it.

*SSHHLUUURRRRRRP*

Doin ya man.

I value innovation over safety, but then I’m a journalist, not a business exec. I see the world in the optimistic terms of what we CAN do, not the pessimistic terms of what we POSSIBLY can’t.

Most people who appreciate artistic endeavors will enjoy someone trying something new. Multimillion dollar companies will not enjoy it so much.

“Hey, so uh, Jim, I have this really cool classic RPG about a serial killer going to Hell and having to break his way out.”

“Does it fit with the chart?”

“N-no, it’s a new idea.”

“Is it an FPS?”

“No, it’s an isometric RPG”

“Congratulations, you’ve earned a raise Rick!”

“Really?”

“No, pack your fucking bags and get out of my office!”

And that’s fair, but then that regent is the real king here. Richard was first and foremost a warrior, and I feel like that’s what he should be remembered as.

I don't know. Isn't it a good sign of a ruler to leave things to someone who's capable if you can't do it while you go and do what you can do best? There have been plenty of rulers who thought they could do it all. And then failed.

It’s a fair point, Crni, I just feel as though Richard is treated as though he DID, rather than as being simply a warrior with a skilled regent.

I don't know if PETA is shit or not. They probably are. But there is a fruit bat channel I follow where they rescue fruit bats. Some are hit by cars, they get stuck on barb wire fences and so on. Do also euthanize many. Those that can never fly again. They simply don't have the space to keep them all around and honestly keeping a bat that will never fly again is cruel.

I guess what I want to say is, it's not always black and white. But yeah PETA is shit I guess.

There is one bat outside my house on a regular basis. The bat doesn't know I exist, but I think about it. I appreciate it. It'll never know. Its whole reality will exist, then unexist, without me ever featuring in it, except... as that odd, smoking being, down below, when everyone else sleeps.

If you were Eurotrash, you´d be celebrating your magical 3rd year of being allowed to buy alcohol.

Happy birthday man!

Thanks everyone <3

I played the original Rome Total War to death back in the day. The campaign is so nice and chill, untill it gets exponential-growthed to impossibility (like old strategy games tend to do some times), I´d then create single battles just to enjoy the spectacle and chaos and mayhem

Rome Total War is still a masterpiece.

“ThE eNeMy GeNeRaL iS bRoKeN; nOw He FLeEs ThE fiELd LiKe A cOwArD”

AureliusofPhoenix "The Civil War questline in Skyrim destroyed my laptop for no good reason"

That's actually a feature to promote realism. The next time you play, you will literally shit your pants all the time. Just like in real war.

A E S T H E T I C S

...apparently make more of a difference than I thought, because Napoleon is miles ahead of Empire.

It´s not gonna be about conquest and such. France, Britain are nuclear powers, and off limits. It is unlikely Russia will ever test their luck with Europe proper. However, they do like to chip European stability apart, for more bargaigning power. There´s interference everywhere.

(They might do blood-less conquests of the smaller "buffer states" like the three little Baltics. They have allready secured Belarus, in their "Union of states" or what it´s called, and they have destabilized Ukraine sufficiently to keep them out of NATO)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_State

weeb

Midwestern BoS.

Niiice.

ADV MKII Power Armor.

You suck! Your opinion on games is less than adequate.

Here's the thing about opinions: they're all wrong unless they're mine.

You are wrong on so many levels.

Make Oddworld Great Again.

*slap!*
Open your eyes!
:V

Yeah, that was an overdose-joke, you're fine though, yes? D:

I’m ok now

The symptoms you describe, make me think 'malignant brain tumor'. Of course, I don't have any medical background whatsoever, but when my aunt Claudine was choking on a croquette last Christmas, guess who saved her? Yeah. Just saying.