AureliusofPhoenix
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AureliusofPhoenix

King of Wessex, Male, 21, from Masstatustetts

Holy penis this site is SECUUUURE. Thanks @Korin Sep 19, 2019 at 1:02 AM

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    1. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Holy penis this site is SECUUUURE. Thanks @Korin
      1. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        You have holes in your penis? TOO MUCH INFO!
        Sep 19, 2019 at 4:38 AM
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        My father is a prison guard, and one of the inmates in the mental health unit likes to break up sporks and jam the shards into his urethra.

        He has a holy penis, I bet.
        Sep 19, 2019 at 4:47 AM
    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      What’s your favorite philosopher, past or present?
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        No trouble at all. The author James Romm also wrote a book about Alexander’s successors called “Ghost on the Throne” that was pretty good.
        Sep 16, 2019 at 10:43 PM
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      3. TheHouseAlwaysWins
        TheHouseAlwaysWins
        stirner, though mostly for the memes around it
        Sep 17, 2019 at 12:29 AM
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        That’s fair, though Stirner’s individualist philosophy was certainly interesting in its own right.
        Sep 17, 2019 at 1:10 AM
    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      No one will ever produce a better video game than Total War Shogun 2. You now have my permission to argue.
    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Sometimes a man gotta take a trip to Flavortown alone
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        It was a Last Podcast on the Left reference but tbh knowing my subconscious probably.
        Sep 14, 2019 at 5:55 AM
      3. alec
        alec
        Yep. Definitely sounds like code for 'I'm gonna lick a toad, look for a dark alley and enjoy some hobo dick.' I would imagine that a well-groomed penis has very little flavor.
        Sep 14, 2019 at 1:05 PM
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      4. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        5 dollars is 5 dollars.
        Sep 14, 2019 at 3:53 PM
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    5. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      A Story of a Band is... weird. Like, really fucking weird. I wanna like it and I wanna hate it and it’s playing with my emotions.
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Not because it’s that kind of game, but because it’s in that odd middle ground of weirdness in which I can’t tell if it’s good or god awful.
        Sep 13, 2019 at 7:12 AM
    6. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      This Is the Police is basically a playable noir dirty cop story, and I fucking adore it. The story takes precedence over gameplay, though.
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      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        Just don't replay it, it'll lose a lot of charm once you discover which choices are meaningless.
        Sep 12, 2019
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    7. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’m bored so let’s make a sentence using only my phone’s word suggestions
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      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        "I’m gonna do ya man"
        Knew it.
        Sep 11, 2019
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        *SSHHLUUURRRRRRP*
        Sep 11, 2019
      5. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        Doin ya man.
        Sep 12, 2019
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    8. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Expeditions: Viking is... really fucking good. Why the hell is “historical CRPG” such an untapped market?
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I value innovation over safety, but then I’m a journalist, not a business exec. I see the world in the optimistic terms of what we CAN do, not the pessimistic terms of what we POSSIBLY can’t.
        Sep 10, 2019
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Most people who appreciate artistic endeavors will enjoy someone trying something new. Multimillion dollar companies will not enjoy it so much.
        Sep 10, 2019
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      5. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        “Hey, so uh, Jim, I have this really cool classic RPG about a serial killer going to Hell and having to break his way out.”

        “Does it fit with the chart?”

        “N-no, it’s a new idea.”

        “Is it an FPS?”

        “No, it’s an isometric RPG”

        “Congratulations, you’ve earned a raise Rick!”

        “Really?”

        “No, pack your fucking bags and get out of my office!”
        Sep 10, 2019
    9. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Just a reminder that Richard the Lionheart was an overrated king imo.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        And that’s fair, but then that regent is the real king here. Richard was first and foremost a warrior, and I feel like that’s what he should be remembered as.
        Sep 6, 2019
      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        I don't know. Isn't it a good sign of a ruler to leave things to someone who's capable if you can't do it while you go and do what you can do best? There have been plenty of rulers who thought they could do it all. And then failed.
        Sep 7, 2019
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        It’s a fair point, Crni, I just feel as though Richard is treated as though he DID, rather than as being simply a warrior with a skilled regent.
        Sep 7, 2019
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    10. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      PETA seems to enjoy euthanizing animals despite their supposed love of them. My theory is that we should euthanize PETA.
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      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        I don't know if PETA is shit or not. They probably are. But there is a fruit bat channel I follow where they rescue fruit bats. Some are hit by cars, they get stuck on barb wire fences and so on. Do also euthanize many. Those that can never fly again. They simply don't have the space to keep them all around and honestly keeping a bat that will never fly again is cruel.
        Aug 31, 2019
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      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        I guess what I want to say is, it's not always black and white. But yeah PETA is shit I guess.
        Aug 31, 2019
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      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        There is one bat outside my house on a regular basis. The bat doesn't know I exist, but I think about it. I appreciate it. It'll never know. Its whole reality will exist, then unexist, without me ever featuring in it, except... as that odd, smoking being, down below, when everyone else sleeps.
        Sep 1, 2019
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    11. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’m officially 21. Hooray.
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        If you were Eurotrash, you´d be celebrating your magical 3rd year of being allowed to buy alcohol.
        Aug 8, 2019
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      4. Alphons
        Alphons
        Happy birthday man!
        Aug 9, 2019
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      5. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Thanks everyone <3
        Aug 9, 2019
    12. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Total War Napoleon just shit itself and died when I besieged a settlement; I guess I was outnumbered so hard the game fucking crashed.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I played the original Rome Total War to death back in the day. The campaign is so nice and chill, untill it gets exponential-growthed to impossibility (like old strategy games tend to do some times), I´d then create single battles just to enjoy the spectacle and chaos and mayhem
        Aug 7, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Rome Total War is still a masterpiece.

        “ThE eNeMy GeNeRaL iS bRoKeN; nOw He FLeEs ThE fiELd LiKe A cOwArD”
        Aug 7, 2019
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      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        AureliusofPhoenix "The Civil War questline in Skyrim destroyed my laptop for no good reason"

        That's actually a feature to promote realism. The next time you play, you will literally shit your pants all the time. Just like in real war.
        Aug 7, 2019
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    13. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Total War Empire: unfocused, long, and fun but flawed. Fans love it. Napoleon: Focused, long, fixes problems. Fans think it's too similar.
      1. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        A E S T H E T I C S
        Aug 5, 2019
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        ...apparently make more of a difference than I thought, because Napoleon is miles ahead of Empire.
        Aug 5, 2019
    14. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      When you realize that the Tokugawa Shogunate was humanity’s last golden age.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        It´s not gonna be about conquest and such. France, Britain are nuclear powers, and off limits. It is unlikely Russia will ever test their luck with Europe proper. However, they do like to chip European stability apart, for more bargaigning power. There´s interference everywhere.
        Aug 4, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        (They might do blood-less conquests of the smaller "buffer states" like the three little Baltics. They have allready secured Belarus, in their "Union of states" or what it´s called, and they have destabilized Ukraine sufficiently to keep them out of NATO)

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_State
        Aug 4, 2019
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      4. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        weeb
        Aug 5, 2019
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    15. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      What’s everyone’s favorite power armor? I gotta say, T-51b is classic, but Advanced Mark II is awesome
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Midwestern BoS.
        Jul 28, 2019
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        Jul 28, 2019
      3. Gizmojunk
        Gizmojunk
        ADV MKII Power Armor.
        Jul 30, 2019
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    16. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Dead Rising was quality until 3. What is it with the third game in the series that makes video games go to shit?
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        You suck! Your opinion on games is less than adequate.
        Jul 27, 2019
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Here's the thing about opinions: they're all wrong unless they're mine.
        Jul 27, 2019
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        You are wrong on so many levels.
        Jul 27, 2019
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    17. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Every time I think of the line "Make Outworld Great Again" I die a little inside.
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Make Oddworld Great Again.
        Jul 22, 2019
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    18. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Gypsy Woman by Anarbor might be my favorite song.
    19. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Polish dill pickles are better than kosher dill pickles. Fite me
    20. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Ya boi took too much lithium (or had too little water) and is now sick, has a nosebleed, and can’t see straight. Awesome.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        *slap!*
        Open your eyes!
        :V

        Yeah, that was an overdose-joke, you're fine though, yes? D:
        Jul 19, 2019
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I’m ok now
        Jul 19, 2019
      4. alec
        alec
        The symptoms you describe, make me think 'malignant brain tumor'. Of course, I don't have any medical background whatsoever, but when my aunt Claudine was choking on a croquette last Christmas, guess who saved her? Yeah. Just saying.
        Jul 19, 2019
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