AureliusofPhoenix

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Only worth-while what-ifs, is if a major factor is added, like a chemistry experiment - but it has to be a factor that did not allready exist in the world. You can't just go "what if Lonciln changed his mind :0"

I mean, I get what you're saying, but to assume that we know EVERY POSSIBLE OUTCOME OF EVERY VARIABLE is... well, frankly it's a fallacy. It places too much stock in our knowing how something would've turned out. I agree that "what if chickens were dinosaurs", etc is dumb as fuck. But Harry Turtledove's novels about the South winning the ACW, for example, are fascinating.

Because in addition to great presentation, and utterly human stories, those books in particular explore the rise (and eventual fall) of this "Southern Empire".

If it wasn't for Fallout 4 I may not have ever liked better games. So I give it that. I hadn't played 1 or 2 yet and I loved NV over 3. Then 4 came out and I was immensely disappointed. Ended up making me wanna try 1 and 2 out. And eventually other cRPGs. I would have never played Wasteland or PS:T had it not been for Fallout 4 sucking ass.

To be fair, I stopped after F4; I game-shared 76 and realized "ok, yeah, not gonna give Beth money anymore."

Also, I don't act like Beth is the bane of good games. I act like they're retarded, which they are. But retardation every once in a while is fun.

The bane of good games is Gearbox, or maybe 2K.

How

the FUCK

does a THIRD BORDERLANDS even exist?!!

Exactly. The best way I can describe it is that it's an entertaining game, handled terribly. Put that aside, though, and it is dumb fun to just beat gang members up as Jacob, giving your own street gang a foothold, all the while justifying to yourself this mob violence as a good thing.

I borrowed 1 from a coworker, I did the first two bosses and got halfway to the third one and couldn't stand it.

If you ever decide to play AC again, play Rogue. It combines the stellar naval combat of Black Flag with a better story and protagonist.

These shitty movies usually are entertaining to a degree. See butthurt rant.

Nobles, you say? *drags the guillotine into place*

Maybe a typo. Could be noodles.

I am descended from the one and only Flying Spaghetti Monster.

That too.

I'm imagining a penis pump made in China that is just too small to fit a Western dick. Imagination is a horrible thing sometimes.

You think they even accept returns on shit like that?

I never played the second one but the first one had a better story it seemed.

Injustice 2 was a toss up; its better gameplay was crippled by that loot box, gear shit, and the better graphics were offset by everyone being ugly as shit (seriously, Catwoman and Batman look fucking HIDEOUS), and a decent story was less decent than the first game because shitty dialogue

I used to play Deathstroke at parties and just use the ranged attacks and people would scream he was OP after telling me how good they were at the game. So good they can't get past a weak character only good at noobstomping noobs who can't avoid range attacks and close in.

Kabal was notoriously busted in MK9. His on block frames for a lot of moves were way too safe. He was also top tier alongside human Smoke in UMK3. I think in UMK3 Kabal could do a 75% combo?

What's your main. INB4 Scorpion & Sub-Zero...

In 9? Either Noob or Nightwolf.

Also there was a trend started around 2014 (if I remember correctly) to stop compressing things like audio and other files which gave games a larger overall file size? It's what I heard, didn't really care since I hardly ever run out of room on a drive and have good internet.

Maybe this is a sign you should play good fighting games like guilty gear or samurai showdown instead, filthy gaijin.

"filthy gaijin" Is Aurelius #2 a weeb?

Well, at least you were born with an overabundance of imagination.

Thank the past drug use for that.

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The NCO's used to sing this song a long time ago.

When does Arkham Akrham come out?

After Arkham World and Arkham Universe.

Arkham Knight was not only bad but also fucked up the control scheme on PC.

There's a couple of movies I've watched an insane amount of times and I still love them to this day. "American Beauty", the 1950 George Pal version of "The Time Machine", Tim Burton's 1989 "Batman", "The Doors", "Vanilla Sky" (yeah, with Tom Cruise, bitches). Some of those I probably watched close to a hundred times, without kidding.

I’ve actually watched more “bad” films than good ones, many of which I personally love (see Troll 2 and those gods awful Leprechaun movies)

I know that feeling. Guys don't watch your sex tapes even for a first time.

Because you are gay.

Maybe you sound like a nerd because that's what you are... now get into the locker.

Fun fact, someone tried to locker shove me in high school. My shoulders were too broad. I proceeded to drag him to a bathroom and water board him in the toilet until a bystander stopped me.

Fuck with the bull, get the... hands? I dunno, I thought they filed bulls’ horns down or something

Cause the other one is normal.

WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS that?

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Yep.

Imperial.

Same here, brother.

One of his teeth is dying, though. Isn't that funny? It always starts in the more inconspicuous places, doesn't it? My grandfather died because death was having a BBQ in his colon. I never went. If I want a shitty hamburger, I just go to McDonald's.

Man my teeth are rotting too, I can relate lmao.