AureliusofPhoenix
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AureliusofPhoenix

My Friends Call Me a Real Life Dennis Reynolds, Male, 21, from Masstatustetts

I’m a Joker main in the first Injustice because his (A), (A) basic heavy combo is fucking wonderful for interrupting literally anything. Nov 14, 2019 at 6:15 AM

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    1. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I love you assholes.
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      2. Paladin Hank
        Paladin Hank
        I love my asshole too!
        May 18, 2019
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    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Trying to decide whether to use hexes or chess-style board for the tabletop game I’m designing. Purely cosmetic but keeps me awake at night.
      1. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Wouldn't it be 6 sided verse 4 sided? Would be a bit more than cosmetic I'd think.

        Also, I want to know more.
        May 3, 2019
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I’m making a tabletop war game, basically. It’s... tedious, at times, but fun overall.
        May 4, 2019
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    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’m reading a book that collects the scrolls of Natori Ryu and goddamn did the samurai have complicated etiquette rules.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        That's interesting.
        Apr 25, 2019
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      3. ironmask
        ironmask
        What's this book called? Also any other weird rules you can post?
        Apr 25, 2019
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        It's called The Book of Samurai: Collected Scrolls of Natori Ryu; and as for other weird ones, there's apparently a traditional military formation that was adhered to in which helmeted troops were deployed on the flanks and spear wielders between them, for whatever reason
        Apr 25, 2019
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    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Happy Jesus Part 2: Electric Boogaloo Day, everyone!
      1. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I ate a lot of pickled eggs and deviled eggs, am I gonna die?
        Apr 23, 2019
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Yes. You’ve but days to live.
        Apr 23, 2019
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    5. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      What time period would you assholes most wanna live in? I’d go medieval. No showers or Internet in exchange for paganism and slaughter? Yeet
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      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        You can be sure, that in time pornhub, or any other porn related company, will finance research and development of that technology.

        After all, porn has been helping advance technology for a while now.
        Apr 16, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Like that time that an inferior format succeeded over betamax solely because the porn industry went with VHS?
        Apr 16, 2019
      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        It did the same with the Polaroid cameras.

        But it helped technology in way more ways than that.

        For example, the internet became popular because of the porn industry, the increase of bandwidth capacity was also due to porn, online payments technology, streaming video technology, etc.
        Apr 16, 2019
    6. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      So my friend and his roommate ended up having a serious rent discussion and rather than sitting in the corner doing nothing I left.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        He wanted me to, do it was ok, but I still hope the two of them will be alright.
        Apr 11, 2019
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    7. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      So my friend whom I haven’t heard from in months just asked me to stay with him for the week starting tomorrow to help him get through shit
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        As a result I won’t be as active this week. Please, don’t shed too many tears.
        Apr 9, 2019
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        But did you fuck him tho?
        May 6, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Yes, actually
        May 6, 2019
    8. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’m drubk as shit and want you all to know that I love you. Not as much as Rose, but I love tou
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        You guys got like a go-to drunk anthem? Over here it's still our Rosenborg football club 1988 anthem, and probably will remain so untill the Dovre mountains crumble.
        Apr 8, 2019
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Love you too you handsome ugly fuck
        Apr 14, 2019
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    9. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Jimmy Carr looks like an ES Oblivion character
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        That's mean, but true, Jimmy would honk heartily at you :v
        Apr 8, 2019
      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        That's kinda harsh, and even more harsh if you mean he looks like an ES Oblivion character that someone hit the random button on the character creation screen.
        Apr 8, 2019
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    10. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      You guys ever get that feeling of gut dread that doesn't go away, but you can't put your finger on why? Happens to me all the time nowadays.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Are you facing something in life that might be triggering subconcious fears or feeling of vulnerability? When I was younger I'd get these fleeting fears coming and going. They'd be quite strong when present, but also vague in terms of meaning, like... they were kind of temporary existensial dreads. I imagine many people feel stuff like this though, "behind closed doors"
        Apr 6, 2019
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @zegh8578 I’m experiencing exactly what you’re describing, and I guess I’m just worried about something going on with a friend of mine.
        Apr 6, 2019
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      4. valcik
        valcik
        Go berserk, start raging. While raging you cannot be charmed or frightened.
        Apr 6, 2019
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    11. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      It’s stupid, contagious to be broke and famous/can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101?
    12. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Ego irremediabilibus et elit non est numerus.
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Don’t use Google Translate on this, it tends to butcher Latin.
        Apr 3, 2019
      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        oh hell naw, that some latin shit I aint listenin to this, summonin' demons n shit.
        Apr 3, 2019
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    13. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Happy Tuesday. My least favorite day.
      1. Black Rose
        Black Rose
        I have a cousin named Tuesday. She's fucking annoying.
        Apr 3, 2019
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        So is Tuesday the day. Also what’s with your family naming people after months and days?
        Apr 3, 2019
    14. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      You know, Skyrim with the right mods is... still very subpar.
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        >AureliusofPhoenix is the joke!
        :(
        Apr 1, 2019
      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        But a good one!
        Apr 1, 2019
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      5. AureliusofPhoenix
        Apr 1, 2019
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    15. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Out of context quote from my father: “I like the blacks. I don’t have a problem with them.” It’s both extremely racist and not somehow. Eh.
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      3. Arnust
        Arnust
        The elderly usually can't really stay up to date with slurs and such, but really that's to be expected.
        Apr 1, 2019
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        That’s just it my dad is 40! He SHOULD KNOW BETTER. Like, it’s fine going “I don’t have a problem with black people” but “the blacks” just sounds... off, you know?
        Apr 1, 2019
      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Sounds like nitpicking for no reason. Being this divisive over nothing is the heart of racism.
        Apr 5, 2019
    16. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Every once in a while I like to play Skyrim while flagellating myself and screaming the lyrics to Chelsea Dagger. Only way I can get off.
    17. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      It has come to my attention that there’s another AureliusofPhoenix around here. I’m the only Aurelius, and I’m willing to kill for the title
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Nah. But it is a doppelgänger.
        Mar 27, 2019
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        TWO MEN ENTER; ONE MAN LEAVES!
        BREAK A DEAL; FACE THE WHEEL!
        Mar 27, 2019
      5. Cobra Commander
        Cobra Commander
        Maybe he is a Synth, like the ones in FO4.
        Mar 27, 2019
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    18. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      People need to stop acting like semiology matters beyond basic sign recognition.
    19. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      How does the NMA community feel about the charges against the Knights Templar? I think a lot of charges were bullshit.
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      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        It was bullshit. Even our King Dinis didn't believe them and formed a new Order (Order of Christ), which was granted all of the Knights Templar holdings. It was basically just a rename of the Knights Templar though, since most members of the Order of Christ were Templars.
        Just so the Pope would leave them alone.
        Mar 24, 2019
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Risewild can’t agree more. My question is why all the charges were so outrageously over-the-top. I mean, it was the Middle Ages; people blatantly tried to usurp thrones and claim ancestral birthrights and shit, I can’t help but find it odd that they had to fabricate that level of insanity to get to the Templars when any other more rational claim would probably have sufficed.
        Mar 24, 2019
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        accusations of sodomy would have been enough. Instead the people who raised the charges were like “devil worship! Child sacrifice! Self-sodomy! GOAT FUCKING” and everyone went along with it.
        I recommend the book “Persecution of the Knights Templar” by Alain Demurger. It goes into depth on the exact charges. Spoiler alert: they were fucking insane.
        Mar 24, 2019
    20. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Went out for a smoke and it began raining; by the time I was done I was drenched. Feels like the gods are trying to tell me something.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        They were saying "it's starting to rain so don't forget to bring a towel"
        Mar 22, 2019
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The Lung gods?
        Mar 22, 2019
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      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Vulgtmah l' ah throdog cthulhu!!
        Mar 22, 2019
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