You awaken in a graveyard...hands bound, knees to the ground. You look up to see Todd Howard standing over you, pointing a gun to your face. Pete Hines and Emil Pagliarulo stand by his side.
Emil: "Guess what community's wakin' up over here?"
Todd: "Time to cash out."
Pete: "Will ya' get it over with? I got a PR meeting in an hour."
Todd: "Maybe you PR guys kill a community without looking em' in the face, but I like to lie right to em', dig?"
"You've made your last complaint kid...you shouldn't have gotten yourself twisted up in this scene..."
"From where your kneeling, this must seem like a 84/100 run of bad luck...but, truth is..."
"The series was rigged from the start."
*BLAM!*
Bethesda Softworks Presents
A Giant Kick in the Balls
Fallout 4