Recent content by Cimmerian Nights

Yeah, those were like the Mercedes-Benz of CRTs back in the day. Heavy as a mofo. I'd just be concerned that the ubiquitous menus and whatnot present in games don't get burned in (that's why we used to use screensavers kids). Man, what ever happened to Sony, used to be such a giant.

All these years I thought he was gay.

My favorite part is the hatchet.

Dictatorships rarely survive multiple generations. Kims are a brutal exception. Can't wait to hear about all her fantastic exploits like her glorious kin. Nothing better than "spontaneous" displays of adulation in Stalinist regimes. The funeral when it comes will be high comedy like the last...

Once you've had KATSU Curry Udon, you can never go back to curry noodles. I mean, curry noodles are good, but wouldn't it be better if we put a fried chicken cutlet on top?

Nah, that's Crom.

Wait, we have to leave the island of Never-neverland and man the fuck up? Bruh, I haven't had a day off since Jan 1st. Wife got furloughed. Living in tri-state area, so we're going to be fucked for many, many months - thanks NYC! Mortgage, kids, bills yadda yadda woe is poor widdle me...

Be smart guys, this is not the time to lose our heads. When you're passing the bong around this weekend with your mates, make sure you follow it up with a shot of whiskey. Better yet, hold the hit in, then take the shot, then exhale. I don't know if it will kill any germs, but you'll thank me...

"We Europeans" I dont think the rest of them signed up for you to be their spokesman.

Wow, different countries develop uniquely based on their disparate historical circumstances! Read a book about the US Revolution sometime, maybe you'll get why freedom of speech, assembly and bearing arms is baked into the entire genesis of the US. Without those it simply never happens how it...

Debbie Downer Etymology: From the Saturday Night Live character Debbie Downer, played by Rachel Dratch Function: Noun 1. a: a person who says something terribly depressing (a downer), typically only tangentially related to the present circumstance or topic of conversation, and thereby...

Counterpoint: Valcik's acerbity is a necessary check to the unfettered circlejerkery of Crni et al.

You're all wrong. Best ever was Cheech and Chong's Big Bambu where the record sleeve was a COLOSSAL FUCKING ROLLING PAPER I want to get a jean jacket with this backpatch and drive around in a Trans Am. Sabbath had an awful lot of bad ones Scorpions had the worst ever, not even going to...

Holy shit with the relentless, sanctimonious sermons.

I'll stick to my daily kimchee and occasional kombucha. Enemas only recreationally donchaknow.