KingArthur
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Aug 8, 1998 (Age: 23)
Location:
Masstatustetts
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Courier (no really, I’m a mailman)

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KingArthur

All we have now is a life so ordinary, Male, 23, from Masstatustetts

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Jan 25, 2022 at 8:03 AM
    1. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Honesty isn’t the best policy. A job interview once asked me what my dream job was, and when I said “pirate” they ended the interview.
      1. Hulk'O'Saurus
        Aug 30, 2020
      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        Bah that is nothing. once was asked that "where do you see yourself in 5 years" question my response was "sitting on a throne of skulls"
        Aug 30, 2020
      3. SquidWard
    2. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I’m not a fan of the two party system, but watching the DNC and the RNC, at least Republicans act like humans and not fear mongering retards
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      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Yeah right ... keep on dreaming. Or what ever drugs you're taking they're clearly not working correctly. I said what I wanted to say. Everyone else can make up their own mind. And I suggest you do too. But I am not going to spam more of it here.
        Aug 29, 2020
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      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        *Dems put forward a LITERAL senile old man as their candidate*

        The Right: “maybe that’s a bad idea and will destroy us”

        The Left: “LULZ FEAR MONGERING NAZIS”
        Aug 30, 2020
      4. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        Good god what the fuck
        Aug 31, 2020
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    3. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Hear me out: the Pope calls a Crusade on California.
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      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        I face a conundrum. I am totally down for a Crusade but don't like California or The Catholic church. I say we return Constantinople to Christendom. DEUS VULT!
        Aug 25, 2020
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        We don't have any knights to spare. They are all LARPING.
        Aug 25, 2020
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      4. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        The best pussy is Catholic! You CAN'T change my mind! That shit is crazy when you get a goofy, nerdy catholic girl with glasses on your junk.
        DAMN!!!
        Aug 25, 2020
    4. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      “Young Ned of the Hill” by the Pogues is objectively the best Celtic rock song ever written, and you can’t change my mind.
      1. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        Aug 20, 2020
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    5. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I love how Sigmar was initially a man, now an involved, powerful god, while Ulric is a “war god“ that spends most of Warhammer jackin off.
      1. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        D E E P L O R E
        Aug 18, 2020
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      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        PRAISE BE TO SMEGMA!
        Aug 18, 2020
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    6. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      *start a new game of Stronghold Crusader* “we need revenue! I’ll raise taxes from 0% to low!” *popularity drops* YOUR PEOPLE LOATHE YOU SIRE
      1. Dr Fallout likes this.
      2. Dr Fallout
        Dr Fallout
        "This policy of no taxes is one thing but.... what about a small gift....... go on..."
        Aug 15, 2020
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    7. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      YOUR MOTHER WAS AN ELF AND YOUR FATHER AN OATHBREAKER
      1. Dr Fallout likes this.
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        You're mother also pretended to get kidnapped all the time so she can get gang banged by Orcs. After the fourth time your father called her out for the whore she was and cleft her cleanly in two. It was honestly pretty fucking awesome.
        Aug 10, 2020
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    8. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Coyotes make my soul happy.
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Do you say it like "co-yo-te" or "kaye-ote" like a proper trapper?
        Aug 9, 2020
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Depends on if I’m hunting or not lol
        Aug 9, 2020
      3. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        Okay shapeshifting freak
        Aug 10, 2020
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    9. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      “I have a belt and I’m not afraid to hang myself!”
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Make sure you have a safe word.
        Aug 4, 2020
      3. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Now that I think about it neither was Robin Williams. He even made sure everyone saw his dick as a final act.

        I blame World's Greatest Dad for introducing him to the concept.
        Aug 4, 2020
      4. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Aug 4, 2020
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    11. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I took a friend out today and at the end got more than I bargained for. ??/10 I’m still wondering if it was the right thing to play along.
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Fucking her and regretting it deeply.
        Aug 2, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Sounds horrible. Call her and tell her how much of a mistake it was to fish for a response.
        Aug 2, 2020
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I wish I could like that multiple times
        Aug 1, 2020
    13. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I feel like I should either go all-in getting back to my usual lean self, or just say “fuck it” and experience life as a disgusting fat man.
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      2. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        Yeah
        Jul 31, 2020
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        you could order some semi cheap-ass exercise-bike, like I (as in, my gf) did (for me), it's a good little investment, really. I face it to the TV, watch Youtube, or play some game, while *sweatting like a fucking pig* honestly, idunno how I sweat like that, i DRIP all over, I DRENCH my shorts!
        Jul 31, 2020
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Also, I'm bummed to hear you never learned to ride a bike. Bicycles are amazing. I'm extra sad lately, after my awesome bike broke itself, and I'm eagering to get it fixed, since I'm pushing myself there too, leaving the stationary indoors thing for bad weather days. Although sometimes I bicycle outside in the rain, LIKE A VIKING!
        Jul 31, 2020
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    14. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Tinder is the most shallow thing ever; you’re judging a person based entirely upon photos and 120 words or less.
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Walpknut is throwing Amazon gift cards at them.
        Jul 31, 2020
        Morgan_ and KingArthur like this.
      4. Atomic Postman
        Atomic Postman
        what a fucking flex
        Jul 31, 2020
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      5. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        @Walpknut strip joints are shallow. And comparing Tinder to a strip club is weird. Last I checked the clientele on Tinder is FAR more pathetic and soul-crushing.
        Jul 31, 2020
    15. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      That Trolli gummy worm commercial plays so much in the background while I write (I leave the TV on) that it’s seared into my fucking brain.
      1. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        OOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO
        HELLO CONSOOMER. PLEASE REMEMBER TO CONSOOM.
        Jul 29, 2020
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    16. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Given a choice of the lesser of two evils... I prefer to play both sides and fuck with everybody.
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I’d be down for that. Some of the accusations made against the Templars at the end were fucking WILD. Seeing a Templar shove a cross up his ass then tongue kiss a brother would be hot- I mean interesting...
        Jul 28, 2020
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        If given the choice between two evils...I'd show them what real evil looks like *hides lego piece in your shoe*
        Jul 28, 2020
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      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Those were likely lies. The Templars were simply Gnostic.
        Jul 28, 2020
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    17. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Today my dog cut himself on some brambles and I had the irrational and unwarranted response of licking the blood off. Khorne would be proud.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        huh!
        Jul 26, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        You didn't have sex with the dog did you Arthur?
        Jul 26, 2020
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Of course not, that would be disturbing.
        Jul 26, 2020
    18. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      QUICK, we need to make a beer commercial! Add some sunsets and beach bum rock with lots of laughing diverse people! MORE LIMES DAMMIT
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Jul 25, 2020
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        “He punched them and needs to go to jail” that weakness is why the world is how it is.
        Jul 25, 2020
    19. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Hush by Deep Purple describes my love life pretty accurately.
      1. SquidWard likes this.
      2. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        Highway Star by Deep Purple describes my love life pretty accurately.
        Jul 23, 2020
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    20. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Drinking at 2 am on a Tuesday. Life is beautiful sometimes, when you probably have a self-control problem. I love you guys.
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I hate myself except when I’m drunk.
        Jul 21, 2020
      3. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        Been there plenty. Eventually you’ll hate yourself no matter what escape substance you use. You can run but your problems run faster. Seek help.
        Jul 21, 2020
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      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        *Green Hill Zone music plays* YoU’rE tOo SLoW
        Jul 21, 2020
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    Occupation:
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