Howdy!
I'm Poppy, but you probably don't know me by that name. Most people just call me Six or Courier, or even Courier Six; or y'know other stuff like loser, dork, faggot, all sorts of things really...
You don't believe I'm actually Courier Six, do you? Aw man. It's okay, I get that a lot.
Anyway, this strange girl dreamt me up 10 years ago and now I'm trapped in her head and can't get out! Pretty weird, right? She says she will put me in a "webcomic" some day, but it's been a while and I am getting worried.
But hey, I am sure we'll both get lucky. I know I always do!