RangerBoo

Cousin wanted to hang out with me today and family had a get together with friends when I got home. So things have been pretty busy.

Family matters more than digital flagellation

I see snakes took a toll on everyone's sanity.

Rat poison in the coffe is the unquestionable king of coworker pranks.

Be thankful they didn't pull the ol' fentanyl in the lollipops prank.

1. Find dog poo. 2. Hide dog poo in the drawer well, in the bottom of their desks.

Problem isn't with the sentiment but more that they're said by bad guys. I am guessing this is said by Legion, and that's the total opposite of what the Legion would say lmao

Ledger or Phoenix's joker could pull off that line but not a fascistic army motivated by strong moral code

Caesar in the Frontier: “How can mirrors be real if our eyes are not real? Hegel said that.”

Boo's work probably didn't let her keep it. Bosses are prudes.

Stingy boss lmao

Ah fuck my bad

Poor baby…

My brother's friend had a york. His younger sister accidentally sat on her while she was taking nap on the couch between the pillows. Sadly she didn't survive.

I don’t know! And that’s scary… for them, I mean. Not for me… haha…

Porn sites, where they should have been in the first place. How terrible for absolutely no one other than those making a living from farting.
lmao

@Alphons Hilarious because up until recently, Twitch was considered the safe place for streamers. Now i'm hearing all these stories of DMCAs and people getting banned.

And also it's apparently now a softcore porn site for thots to stream basically naked, and Twitch actively promotes this by suggesting them to people that literally don't watch them. Just, hilarious.

They're rebranding into more "family friendly" content. No idea what it has to do with women wearing tight yoga pants and slurping their microphones.

xhamster

Boouuuuuuntiful peeeenis

*rocks back and forth in rocking chair*
Hmmm.
*Shifts wheat to other side of mouth*
Looks like we got a good crop coming in.

Wowsers.

Hella amazeballs

Can you get him to call you "Cocksworth"?

They got Stephen "Garrett" Russell for this. Not surprising, Emil worked on Thief 2.

Lol, the list includes Assface but not Ass. What if I want my name to just be Ass?

Such a good idea though, but completely undoable in practical terms, although they valiantly tried. I wonder how many players genuinely picked a name that was on the list, and even noticed Codsworth reading that name out loud *once*, before he never mentions it again.

PC gaming, eh. don't forget the smug and undeserved sense of superiority.

Eastern europe developers were my hope for gaming, but then they ussually are not well paid and not as happy as their counterpart in the west. It's suck when the sadistic choice is suck corporate practise for either us the consumer or developer.

But for contents, it's either japanese developer or eastern europe now.

I’ve been lied to too many times to listen to Todd’s sweet nothings anymore. He’s hurt me too much.

You haven't heard lies until you've heard Hulk Hogan talk about anything. "Metallica wanted me to play bass for them, brother, told them I can't, dude. gotta be the WWF Champion, Man"

Todd is love; Todd is Life.

Fuckin me too, homeless dude.

denial can only ever be temporary

Please tell me your joking Arthur.

I sincerely hope I didn’t accidentally jinx it...

I have nothing against gay or trans characters but the way how Blizzard goes about it feels so disingenuous and only as a means to create a shield they can use to deflect any kind of negative press or attention.

Whats that one game called, Overwatch? the only thing I know about it is how every couple of months they come out and say another character is gay. It is like the ultimate cop-out pandering move.

After that bullshit with banning that Hearthstone player and their bullshit "apology", i'm surprised Blizzard has any fans left. But i guess that's what sheep are, mindless drones with a memory span of a goldfish.