SquidVan
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[What the fuck is this for a shit?] 24 29
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Jun 10, 1994 (Age: 26)
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somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert

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SquidVan

Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblin, Male, 26, from somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert

I've been hungover since 3 AM Jun 14, 2020

SquidVan was last seen:
Jul 7, 2020 at 9:27 PM
    1. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      I've been hungover since 3 AM
      1. Mr. Grandma likes this.
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      3. Mr. Grandma
        Mr. Grandma
        I vary between a Vienna sausage and a roll of toothpaste.
        Jun 15, 2020
      4. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        FBI would like to know your location
        Jun 15, 2020
      5. Mr. Grandma
        Jun 15, 2020
    2. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      I'm fucking tired man.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Taking a thirty minute nap should help.
        May 8, 2020
      3. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Might do that. It's raining so I guess I can't fucking mow.
        May 8, 2020
        TorontoReign likes this.
      4. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Nap was a good idea. Thanks.
        May 9, 2020
    3. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      There is no way that your bladder holds enough to have you standing at a urinal for more than 3 minutes. MOVE DAMMIT MOVE.
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      2. alec
        alec
        I feel fucking horrible after clicking on that Doja Cat link. I wish people like that would just combust spontaneously.
        Mar 11, 2020
        KingArthur likes this.
      3. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        I find it humorous.
        Mar 11, 2020
      4. alec
        alec
        No, your penis finds it humorous.
        Mar 11, 2020
        KingArthur and SquidVan like this.
    4. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      It's like 15 degrees here (-9 Celsius). Bullshit.
      1. Hulk'O'Saurus
        Hulk'O'Saurus
        You call that kind of weather ''Blue Balls.''
        Nov 13, 2019
    5. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      If you give a shit, Diablo 4 is officially announced.
      1. Hoplite likes this.
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      3. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        I haven't played it but it's gotta be better than a church service. Jesus.
        Nov 2, 2019
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Diablo 1 is the best. Diablo 2 is for loot fags.
        Nov 2, 2019
      5. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Diablo 1 isn't as focused on loot? I'd probably like that a lot more then. I usually think I don't mind loot based games but then I get done with the main story and I see no point in grinding for items with less than a 25% drop rate for hours. Gets boring/frustrating.
        Nov 4, 2019
    6. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      Insert quote. Insert Toront post. Insert vague post. Insert weird roleplay. Insert Aurelius watching things for the third time and hating it
      1. Alphons, Richwizard and KingArthur like this.
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I came to fill the second and the third for reasons that are my own.
        Oct 21, 2019
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      3. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Shit, I almost forgot Insert random Walpknut take.
        Oct 21, 2019
      4. Alphons
        Alphons
        Something vague.
        Oct 22, 2019
    7. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      Printers are one of the worst things to work on for computer related things.
      1. Mr. Grandma likes this.
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Most people just trash them.
        Oct 18, 2019
      3. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Been having a lot of issues with Xeroxes breaking down, maintenance guys fixing them and somehow screwing up the entire settings for the network recently. Other areas have different printer issues. This year has been bad with printers in general.
        Oct 18, 2019
    8. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      How many Irishmen does it take to kill a potato?
    9. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      Perpetual fatigue without a known reason. I might know it but it's going to require bloodwork I think.
    10. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      Oi, mate you got a tennis shoe license? Crim'nals use them to run from us and we gotta make sure yer bein' responsible. Adidas? Book him!
      1. KingArthur and Mr. Grandma like this.
      2. Mr. Grandma
        Mr. Grandma
        How many jokes does it take for the UK to take people seriously? Answer: I don't know I don't have a joke license.
        Jun 27, 2019
        SquidVan and KingArthur like this.
      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Oi you cheeky wanker no sarcasm it might influence the kids, yeah?
        Jun 27, 2019
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    11. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      After the games I'm playing now, should I play Shadowrun Dragonfall or play the KOTORs?
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        KOTOR 1 and 2 first. Dragonfall is shallow as fuck when compared to a full fledged RPG...even if it is a hybrid console abomination, KOTOR 1 and 2 are gud shit.
        Jun 7, 2019
      2. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Ah, I was under the impression that Dragonfall was a major improvement over Returns. I guess the Shadowruns can take a backseat if they're not actually that much better.
        Jun 7, 2019
    12. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      Ever see your old jokes and not even understand it yourself because you referenced too many obscure things at once?
      1. Mr. Grandma likes this.
    13. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      April's always a weird month. Busy as hell at work, a million birthdays, and it rains half the time.
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      2. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Yeah but it always coincides with my timing for mowing the lawn.
        Apr 18, 2019
      3. Big No
        Big No
        It's probably Jesus' fault. Dying and coming back to life would probably glitch the universe some way.
        Apr 18, 2019
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      4. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Messing with the universe's code can produce unexpected bugs and exploits.
        Apr 18, 2019
    14. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      Steam is not good. Steam being bad does not make Epic's Store good.
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      2. Greentoast11
        Greentoast11
        @Walpknut If people want to buy a game, they won't be deterred by spending 5 minutes setting up an Epic Games account.
        Mar 26, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        They will be deterred by needing to get a Credit card and the price not being to their region.
        Mar 26, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        People don't seem to get that for many markets Steam isn't just an online store, it makes games much accesible and affordable.
        Mar 27, 2019
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    15. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      Does being sick make you want to sleep an extra 5 hours?
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      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        How would someone not know this? Are you sick?
        Mar 15, 2019
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      4. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        I think so. I'm just not sleeping well at all. I know being sick can affect things like this but normally being sick makes me sleep like an extra hour or two. Nothing like this. I've been getting plenty of sleep and I just want more and more.
        Mar 15, 2019
        Supermarauder likes this.
      5. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        The body is focusing on getting rid of the sickness and needs more energy. That's why you need plenty rest and lots of water and stuff.
        Mar 15, 2019
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    16. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      Is Unreal II any good? GOG has it on sale. I have 1, Tournament GOTY, and Tournament 2004 already.
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      2. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        First of all, Unreal 1 is a fucking classic and everyone disliking its single player can go neck himself.
        Unreal 2 however was a bit of a letdown. It wasn't terrible, but not really good by any stretch of the imagination.
        Mar 5, 2019
        Kusak and ironmask like this.
      3. Makta
        Makta
        Yeah because slippery multiplayer controls and boring ass maps was great.. Those rose tinted shades are really a thing huh?

        I remembered it as being good but after the first level there was not much greatness going on.
        Mar 5, 2019
      4. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        I got Unreal Gold on GOG. I intend to play it sometime this year or so.
        Mar 6, 2019
    17. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
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      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Bruh I’m sorry
        Feb 12, 2019
        SquidVan likes this.
      4. Norzan
        Norzan
        What meme?
        Feb 12, 2019
      5. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        The “my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined” meme
        Feb 12, 2019
    18. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      Stuck at work because my car battery died. Time for a new battery I guess.
    19. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      Dropped 140 bucks on Magic. I'm invested just like I was 6 years ago. Oh no. Send help.
      1. Supermarauder likes this.
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i would judge you but i was once at a point in my life where i dropped 120 bucks on pop funkos.
        Jan 24, 2019
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      3. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Damn. Do those hold value? Magic's always been my lottery tickets to be honest. But I can potentially have cards be worth something at points. Had a four-of 2 dollar rares jump to 20 bucks each once. I already traded two away a week before unfortunately.
        Jan 25, 2019
    20. SquidVan
      SquidVan
      Anyone else here play Magic (any format)? I kinda want to start a Magic thread here if so.
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Jun 10, 1994 (Age: 26)
    Location:
    somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert

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