SquidWard

Yeah it's that one.

This food tastes like that one food from that one place.

PUT YOUR GRASSES ON

the song is good until the lyrics actually start

I'm not egotistical enough to pretend that people would care.

I would care, as evidenced by this conversation even happening

Lol, let's sing - *inhales demonstratively!*

Sorry you are a buddy fucker.

Eat my ass

This avatar perfectly represents how I often look at my screen here.

BADMOTORFINGER

TWO REALLY BIG MIDDLE FINGERS

I vary between a Vienna sausage and a roll of toothpaste.

FBI would like to know your location

ew

Taking a thirty minute nap should help.

Might do that. It's raining so I guess I can't fucking mow.

Nap was a good idea. Thanks.

I feel fucking horrible after clicking on that Doja Cat link. I wish people like that would just combust spontaneously.

I find it humorous.

No, your penis finds it humorous.

You call that kind of weather ''Blue Balls.''

I haven't played it but it's gotta be better than a church service. Jesus.

Diablo 1 is the best. Diablo 2 is for loot fags.

Diablo 1 isn't as focused on loot? I'd probably like that a lot more then. I usually think I don't mind loot based games but then I get done with the main story and I see no point in grinding for items with less than a 25% drop rate for hours. Gets boring/frustrating.

I came to fill the second and the third for reasons that are my own.

Shit, I almost forgot Insert random Walpknut take.

Something vague.

Most people just trash them.

Been having a lot of issues with Xeroxes breaking down, maintenance guys fixing them and somehow screwing up the entire settings for the network recently. Other areas have different printer issues. This year has been bad with printers in general.

How many jokes does it take for the UK to take people seriously? Answer: I don't know I don't have a joke license.

Oi you cheeky wanker no sarcasm it might influence the kids, yeah?

KOTOR 1 and 2 first. Dragonfall is shallow as fuck when compared to a full fledged RPG...even if it is a hybrid console abomination, KOTOR 1 and 2 are gud shit.

Ah, I was under the impression that Dragonfall was a major improvement over Returns. I guess the Shadowruns can take a backseat if they're not actually that much better.

Yeah but it always coincides with my timing for mowing the lawn.

It's probably Jesus' fault. Dying and coming back to life would probably glitch the universe some way.

Messing with the universe's code can produce unexpected bugs and exploits.

@Walpknut If people want to buy a game, they won't be deterred by spending 5 minutes setting up an Epic Games account.

They will be deterred by needing to get a Credit card and the price not being to their region.

People don't seem to get that for many markets Steam isn't just an online store, it makes games much accesible and affordable.