The Dopamine Cleric

I'm not sure if that would motivate a private or get him raped.

Maybe a seaman.

Most people don't own a Dreamcast these days.

i have vitamin c and d chewing pills every day. theyre yummy. like candy

I also take some zinc and iron. They say zinc is the best in the prevention of flus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9S5-EB8dR8

Girlfriend gone, job change, no more bullshit, whole weekend to myself. No excuse. Time to finish MGSV

Then watch Twin Peaks.

Ok but come on. NOBAMA, MAN.

Hm? HMM?

You’re in my world now, ese.

Whats your vector Victor?

I would rather everyone start putting their fingers in their eyes and mouth when they are out and about.

If you're waiting in line somewhere and you wish you weren't, just cough and blow your nose.

Yeah, they are shutting businesses and schools in my state for 4 to 6 weeks. This has become ridiculous.

Don't feel bad. Everyone makes horrible life altering mistakes all the time. Sometimes it takes a decade or more to get over them.

If you didn't make mistakes, life would be a fucking bore. Adult life can be boring enough as is.

Man, I’m 21 and I’ve experienced the trials and tribulations of meth addiction. We all fuck up, it’s just a matter of being able to move on and love ourselves and maybe each other afterwards.

You’re the best social media shitposter.

Negro woman with freckles? Double chocolate brownie.
Asian woman, with jaundice, old bruises, and covered in piss? Four cheese tortellini.

Indian with a camel toe? Cham cham with the chikki.

Harvey had needs that needed to be tended to, his gunt requires constant massages and his cummies have to make contact with either a woman or on a plant in front of a woman.

Yeah like he couldn't afford that on his own without the help of his own employees.

I'm sure Consuela or Helga were chomping at the bit for it, but Harvey wanted forbidden fruit. He wanted Natalie Portman kneading his belly-dough, Kristen Stewart tonguing his taint and a hot Ficus absorbing his cummies.

This response was automatically generated by the campaign for Michael Bloomberg.

I never acknowledged the comic genius that is Michael Bloomberg. https://twitter.com/MikeBloomberg/status/1230147743760486401?s=20

I am really getting sick and tired of Bloomberg's ads whenever I try to watch a video game walk through or listen to mediation music on YouTube.

They say that if you pray for freedom long enough, the gods of America will bless you with a Big Mac with large fries and an extra large Coke.

I hope it doesn't have ice.

*heavy metal music accompanying uncompromising military actions*

HE'S LOSING SO MUCH BRINE DO SOMETHING.

They got PICKLE RICK! PICKLE RIIIIICK!

QUICK! REPLICATE A JAR SO WE DON'T SPOIL!

Continue.

Is this like with the postman who started storing mail he failed to deliver in a storage unit but it grew out of control because he kept failing to delvier the mail.... but with disposing of fetuses?

I haven’t laughed this hard at a news story in a long time. Thanks for drawing my attention to this, Dopa.

This is the kind of thing that puts diplomatic relations with Fetuses back a decade.