The Dopamine Cleric

I don't believe that. He has been unbearable for quite some time.

He's still unbearable, but it's obvious he's using different types of jokes and his attitude is like it was on Comedy Central, instantly, as soon as viacom and CBS merged.

Merry Thanksgiving.

And when yer' done, you know you had somethin' to eat.

Be a man like Richard Pryor. Set yourself on fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_tGdfT_Vsc

Don't forget to use your eyes to see.

Atleast getting AIDS can be fun.

You bastard! What do you have against Veryone? He's a cool guy.

My GrAnDmA hAs CaNcEr NoW yOu'Ve GiVeN mE pTsD

“Are you sure, Private Pyle?!”

Mars Stole Our Cheerleaders.

The first manned Mars landing will be bonkers. The whole crew will go blind during the trip, the camp modules will have landed 20 miles off course and Elon Musk will say something like: "I think I can fix this."

Like bread or wine?

SOCK!!!

Cheers.

Or be givers and not takers. Bears, not twinks. Sky’s the limit, kids; faggotry has many faces.

What is also funny is that Blizzard said they have no fucking idea when Diablo 4 will come out proving that this was all a hastily thrown together PR move to win back fans and get detractors to shut up.

I'm hoping it's good, I liked Diablo 3 quite a lot. It was also one of the few games my GF would/could play co-op on.

Dematerialize the etheriel ball sack.

Circumcise the crusted paradigm.

Annihilate the anal analysis.

And you don't need to fill in all required fields.

It’s nothing like that reeee I’m going to type a 300000000 word essay denouncing you and your friends as rapists and everyone will believe me because I IDENTIFY AS A WOMAN, YOU DISGUSTING CIS MALE

I say mostly from Twitter and if you disagree with me you are a evil white sexist transphobic cis hetro scum who's rights should be taken away as hate speech isn't free speech. My pronouns are also They/Them.

It wouldn't surprise me if those studies will eventually be published in the comments section on YouTube.

Yes. It was horrible for everyone. Turns out women hate shit in their vageen. I didn’t know that before the orgy, somehow.

Crowley's principle of true freedom can get a little out there. He saw himself as the master and you're his slave.

Basically. It’s kind of like Max Stirner’s form of Individualist Anarchy resulting in social fascism; if all “do as thou wilt”, then no one is free to do anything.

Oh Graves, you’re so gay. I love it.

That's not even gay.

oh man. oh man. oh man. lulz.

This place is called "No Mutants Allowed" in 2019.

"Good old days" is a curse. We've all had them. I wasn't here on NMA, but I've had my oh-so-magical good-old-days on other forums, and I've watched people try to force them-good-old-days back for years. Unless you can be 19 again, unless you can find weed for the first time again, unless you can come home drunk after vomiting on the bus, to post edgy bullshit again -

time passes, you grow, your brain grows, communities grow, dynamics change, hell - even if you were 19 now, you wouldnt be 19 in early 2000s, so entire social structures would still not be how you remember them.
It sucks for everyone who ever lived.
We are all going to die.

Congrats Drangus. You get two ungobungos on that beautiful cave painting you drew.