Comments on Profile Post by R.Graves

  1. Ayelander
    Ayelander
    I mean, being the one sober guy around drunkies is a pretty fucking shit experience no matter who it is.
    Dec 24, 2018
  2. R.Graves
    R.Graves
    as a kid my mom would take us "camping" but actually we'd all just go into the woods down by the river where she and her friends would get drunk AF. i used to dig holes and watch em fall. this shit would go on for days.
    Dec 24, 2018
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  3. R.Graves
    R.Graves
    they'd give me shit for it and i'd be like "can't dig holes at home"
    Dec 24, 2018
  4. Ayelander
    Ayelander
    Just need a stronger shovel.
    Dec 24, 2018
  5. R.Graves
    R.Graves
    nah i mean we didn't own the property that our trailer was on. plus it was just me being a cheeky cunt. i was basically saying "you're only having fun becuase you're drunk and you're friends are here its been three days fucking take me home already I WILL BURN THIS FUCKING TENT I SWEAR TO GOD!!!" "TRY AND FEED ME BREAD FOR DINNER ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I SWEAR TO GOD I"LL PISS ON THE WHOLE LOAF"
    Dec 24, 2018
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  6. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Yes. Drunk and drugged and maybe throw some roid-rage on top of that. Things can always get hilariously horrible, depending on your luck
    Dec 24, 2018
  7. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I had a roomate/neighbor once, in his 50s, who told me he did not appreciate me knocking on his window during the night. I never did such a thing. *Hitchcock music*
    He also told me he had enough of my banging on his door: I never did + he always banged on mine.
    Fun fact: He eventually snapped, tried to attack me, then got evicted.
    Dec 24, 2018
  8. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    One of my best friends would be drunk every day, and call his roomate "crap" or "the crap" or "crappy" depending how you want to translate the word. He ended up urinating inside crappy's apartment, stinking the entire building up to hell. Crappy's a well known Norwegian stand-up comedian today, and to my knowledge, he never mentioned this in any of his bits.
    Dec 24, 2018
  9. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Oh, and then there's my on darling little brother, getting drunk, reaching up to the bathroom vent, yelling "niggeeeer!", knowing full well the vent carries the sound to every apt, and there's black people living there. When he sobers up he tries to buddy up with them, but he notices there's friction. I assume they assume he has serious issues, so it's fine.
    Dec 24, 2018