Comments on Profile Post by zegh8578

  1. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    When I flush, the water cascades over and past all the shit, straight into the water. Nothing gets cleared out! I have to scrub it like some abused slave each damn time! I should just keep a bucket of water nearby, and flush it myself
    Jan 31, 2019
  2. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I am sick of these vain dainty toilets, I bet it's like a... blind psyche thing, like everyone going to the toilet-store gets all shy, "I guess I only need a cute little toilet that barely flushes. I never poop, you see." and this vanity ruins the actual market for functional normal toilets
    Jan 31, 2019
  3. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I am sick of renting, always living under someone else's design for the houseplan and layout. If I ever get the chance to set up an apartment myself, I'll shop for toilets like a fucking shit-boss!
    Jan 31, 2019
  4. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I'll kick the doors in, and announce for the toilet-store workers loudly and clearly: I PLAN TO SHIT! I want a big-ass bowl, nothing I have to balance on the edge of, I want water that flushes DOWN THE SIDES of the bowl, I want a fuckin swimming pool at the bottom of it, I PLAN TO SHIT!
    Jan 31, 2019
  5. TorontRayne
    TorontRayne
    That is a European thing for sure. American wins that one I guess. We don't get the fancy butt sprayer but we do get shit that flushes. Wet wipes probably work just as well anyway and if I shit bad enough to rinse my ass off, I hop in the shower. Haha.
    Jan 31, 2019
  6. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I've never done the shower-ass-wash so far, it seems like a kind of... threshold-in-life kind of thing to go through
    Jan 31, 2019
  7. TorontRayne
    TorontRayne
    I mean I would still wipe as normal but if you feel dirty enough to need to wash your ass off might as well shower.
    Jan 31, 2019
  8. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I'll sometimes soak toilet paper, if there's a sink nearby, but I'm not super-fond of doing it, since wet toilet paper tends to fall apart easily
    Jan 31, 2019
  9. Black Rose
    Black Rose
    I have had to flush my toilet with buckets of water many times for whatever reason. Had to do it before for over a week while the plumming was being replaced.
    Feb 1, 2019
  10. Supermarauder
    Supermarauder
    Toilets have intelligence?
    Feb 1, 2019
  11. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    My toilet is dumb *and* gay

    and racist
    Feb 1, 2019
  12. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    @zegh8578 washing your filthy asshole in the shower is sometimes necessary. No shame in it
    Feb 1, 2019
  13. TorontRayne
    TorontRayne
    NMA Discussions of 2019: Ass Stuff
    Feb 1, 2019
  14. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    No, look, there's two things here - one is hopping in the shower after a shit, to manually wash shit out your ass! I have not done this, because... you know... it's a bit hardcore
    Feb 1, 2019
  15. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    The other is to wash your ass *whenever* you shower! Of course! My ass is part of me, it needs care and attention! Supposedly, there's guys who refuse to wash their ass, because it involves men (themselves) touching their ass
    Feb 1, 2019
  16. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    It also reminds me of a British Army doc, where noob recruits were shown *how* to shower. Military efficiency dictates that everything get spoonfed JUST IN CASE one or two dumbfucks don't know, so they had this dude, buck nekkid, showing a bunch of recruits how to wash under the balls
    Feb 1, 2019
  17. TorontRayne
    TorontRayne
    Nah man you aren't scrubbing shit out. You wipe as normal then rinse your ass off. Hell if I had a long enough shower hose I could rig up a Handheld Ass Washer to sit by the toilet. It's almost long enough.
    Feb 1, 2019
  18. TorontRayne
    TorontRayne
    TIRED OF DINGLEBERRIES? GET YOUR PATENTED HANDHELD ASS WASHER NOW AND GET A MONTH SUPPLY OF WET WIPES FREE!
    Feb 1, 2019
  19. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Who here was it that shaved his ass for hygienic reasons? I must admit, the thought has crossed my mind more than once, but, you know... I'd feel silly
    Feb 1, 2019
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  20. TorontRayne
    TorontRayne
    I did. Not on the regular.
    Feb 1, 2019
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