I don't understand people's optimism! I see huge waves, ocean of endless depth - I take extreme caution! See - I'm not keen on dying! If there's a volcano, I keep my distance, I shudder to think what these idiots do near bubbling lava, do they just DIVE in!?
I don't get it! Some people have to be resqued immediately after being resqued, they just WADE right back in - RIGHT BACK!!! And nothing deters them - red flags, signs, fucking skull and bones, NOTHING, just "You will DIE" "okay :0"
Also, tourists - around the world - are the fucking worst. If you're ever a tourist, fuck you, because you're probably a fucking nightmare to everyone.
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