Comments on Profile Post by Walpknut

  1. alec
    alec
    Does a Thai hooker count? How about two Thai hookers one of which may or may not have a huge clitoris?
    Dec 23, 2019
  2. alec
    alec
    I kid. Thai hookers are expensive. It's gonna be two Roma sluts with more std's than I have balls in my Christmas tree.
    Dec 23, 2019
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  3. alec
    alec
    On the bright side: I hear that Mates Super Safe Maximum Protection Condoms are so stretchy you can fit your testicles in there and at least one ass cheek.
    Dec 23, 2019
  4. alec
    alec
    Three of those, a pair of goggles and I'll be a frogman ready for action.
    Dec 23, 2019
  5. alec
    alec
    I'm really lonely, guys. (ಥ﹏ಥ)
    Dec 23, 2019
  6. alec
    alec
    Annelies is probably getting spitroasted by two black studs as I write this.
    Dec 23, 2019
  7. alec
    alec
    If you sense a hint of jealousy in that last post, then you're probably right. ಠ_ಥ
    Dec 23, 2019
  8. The Dopamine Cleric
    The Dopamine Cleric
    I love you too sugarpuddin`
    Dec 23, 2019
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  9. Alphons
    Alphons
    Happy holidays!
    Dec 23, 2019
  10. alec
    alec
    I'll celebrate coming to terms with the size of my dick. Obviously with those I love.
    Dec 24, 2019
  11. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    With a microscope?
    Dec 24, 2019