No Mutants Allowed

I feel obliged to answer yes.

Nah I recycle my old ones

that's all well and good for you doomsday. But I'm an American and therefore I'm contractually obligated to be as messy And wasteful as possible.

You must be the hungriest nation on earth too, since you are the fattest.
I'm surprised the fat people haven't started eating other fat people yet.

I honestly don't see a lot of fat people. But the ones I do see... Goddamn.