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That does not weigh much really. I can lift at least five more pounds than that.

The recipient of the first part should act dumb like part of a double act. If you said " What are two pound each (not money weight)
The answer would be KING KONGS BALLS

King Kong does not exist his balls would weigh nothing. Beep.

Does Popeye exist ?

He did but he hanged himself.

Are you sure it was not Orson ?