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Pass out drunk on the train tracks.
Then lose some weight fatass.
Trust me I've tried both of those things. Tapeworms didn't work and the alcohol I had wasn't strong enough. And the train stopped before it could hit me.
Have you tried cutting your legs off? Less wait for the rope to hold.
I tried that once on PCP. Apparently butter knives are not good for anything.