Comments on Profile Post by SarcasticGoodGuy

  1. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    It's actually difficult to predict stupidity stupider than FO4, but they'll pull it off. We only have to wait and see, they will dumb our socks right off!
    Oct 22, 2016
  2. SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    I hope so.

    I'm running out of shitty shitpost jokes to shit on. How will a parasite like myself survive without bad games?
    Oct 22, 2016
  3. Jogre
    Jogre
    I wouldn't put that past Bethesda tbh.
    Oct 22, 2016
  4. CerberusGate
    CerberusGate
    This might actually happen in Fallout 5 so that they can insert a Flintstones easter egg and then put said ghoul within an underground futuristic alien city so that they can pull off a Jetsons' easter egg as well.
    Oct 22, 2016
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  5. Kadscaner
    Kadscaner
    "Next time on ShoddyCast"
    Oct 22, 2016
  6. SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    Hey guys we'll be talking about the hidden history of the ancient alien city under the Mohavay.
    Oct 22, 2016
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  7. Prone Squanderer
    Prone Squanderer
    @zegh8578 You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
    Oct 22, 2016
  8. SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    So Xenu, Lord of the Brotherhood of lasers, found Earth. He sent forth his greatest scouts - the super mutants. They built cities but when the Great War hit the cities were buried under rubble. Because super mutants are in fact aliens their cities are technically alien cities.
    Oct 22, 2016
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  9. SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    Then Dr. Cabot found the city and returned home. However the ancient alien artifact he found melded to his zeta waves making him a crazed maniac. His son, Jack, with his best buddy Hancock trapped him in an insane asylum. Once helped by the SS, Jack returns to the Mohavay to finish what his father started...
    Oct 22, 2016
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  10. SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    He found the entire Mohavay had been transformed into a beautiful yet poorly optimized city ran by the Brotherhood of Steel. It seems that Obsidian's silly factions weren't that great after all.
    Oct 22, 2016
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  11. Jogre
    Jogre
    Don't forget that the cities the Supermutants built were actually for the Dwemer, a group of elves, and that after an ice age, the US will become known as "Skyrim."
    Oct 22, 2016
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  12. SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    He asks about the ancient alien city, but the Brotherhood couldn't get inside without a quantum quarry quintillator. He needed to find the parts in dungeons by doing radiant quests.

    After 34 radiant fetch quests he crafts the qqq and enters the ancient alien city.
    Oct 22, 2016
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  13. SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    The super mutants, who reveal themselves to be jacked up aliens, attack on sight- because they're dumb mutants. Jack kills them all and finds his long lost step-nephew's dogwalker. But then he has to nuke the entire city before more super mutants can be created.
    Oct 22, 2016
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  14. SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    The plot isn't over yet- as he finds out that Nirn is about to crash into Earth. He replays the same 3 days over and over, looking for a pattern. Then he has to rescue his sister back in the Commonwealth. It gets really intense when the blood elves show up.
    Oct 22, 2016
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  15. SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    After Alduin's death, Panthernuts has declared himself king of the flying reptiles- and he descends on the Commonwealth. Jack has a choice- nuke Boston or nuke Panthernuts...
    Oct 22, 2016
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  16. SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    ^This is no joke the leaked plot for Fallout 5.
    Oct 22, 2016
  17. Prone Squanderer
    Prone Squanderer
    That was beautiful *wipes tears away*
    Oct 22, 2016
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