Comments on Profile Post by SarcasticGoodGuy

  1. Prone Squanderer
    Prone Squanderer
    I won a game of Poker against Hitler and as a result he raided the rest of Europe. Foul temper that man.
    Nov 19, 2016
  2. SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    One time I was in a gas station and a racist Trump supporter called this hot latino woman a "fucking alien" so I beat his ass and lynched him. Everyone in the gas station cheered, but his racist friends entered. I knew they were racist, because they were chanting "TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!" so I beat their asses as well.
    Nov 19, 2016
  3. SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    Long story short she promised me head for the rest of my life, and her father who is a billionaire offered me $100000000000 dollars.

    Checkmate Christians- atheism is the way forward.

    This actually happened.
    Nov 19, 2016
  4. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    One time I outlived the universe, and became a supreme entity of ultimate conciousness, transcending all of the universes and all of the times
    Nov 20, 2016
  5. TorontoReign
    TorontoReign
    One time I ejaculated into a pool of primordial soup and humanity was created. You are welcome - God
    Nov 20, 2016