No Mutants Allowed

A cousin of mine used to go to the horse ration bag and eat handfuls of the stuff when he was little.
I can't talk about dog treats though, go ahead and try and tell us.
I am joking, don't try that, you're not a dog and who knows what the hell they put into those treats.

Dog food in general is tasteless, sometimes taste like a turd. That's why dogs always want you to share your meal with them.

but its dog treats. ive had dog food before. came in a box labeled "reese's puffs".