No Mutants Allowed

SarcasticGoodGuy
SarcasticGoodGuy
Today I took a really good shit. It was a nice size so I had to put some effort in but it just slid out so well. Really smooth and moist. Stank quite a bit but it was also a nice light brown colour. No idea what I had ate to make it that way. Took a lot of wiping to get rid of. Then I opened the window to let out the smell.
Kadscaner
Kadscaner
you know what? I am sick and fucking tired of you commenting on all my posts and replies. I hope you die alone and gay you homosexual pig.
Kadscaner
Kadscaner
you know what? I hope you have a child and raise him and love him. Then when he turns 18 he reveals he's a gay furry communist and I hope your heart breaks
SarcasticGoodGuy
SarcasticGoodGuy
wow ur so mean

i hope one day u meet a cool farmer on farmville. I hope u speak 2 him everyday. I hope u become the best of friends and I hope u decide 2 meet up. I hope that he turns out to be way older than he said he was. I hope that he smells of cheap beer. I hope that he grabs ur arm tight and drags u into his car. I hope u cry when u realise what's happening. I hope that he licks ur face and smells ur hair.
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