No Mutants Allowed

Say please.

Pls. Lemme Smash. Becky wont lemme smash anymore. Now shes smashing ben. And ben is a hoe.

Yes yes, I know, Becky is being naughty.

What makes you think you're worthy for Keviane though?

I managed to turn a King of a small town insane, had him killed by his own men and i turned into a vengeful spirit under my bidding. I used his youngest son as a vessel for me take my true form. Only then to have the Kings Eldest son slay my servants and me. But i used.my influence to occupy his body which i currently own. Good enough?

Oh and I have a giant SWORD *wink wink nudge nudge*

How big are we talking about?

2x this http://i.imgur.com/VFUIHro.jpg

I...Am not sure if that'd work.

You know i am a magical being from the burning hells. I can accomodate your needs.