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I did say "if we plan to keep this up". I couldn't have known Hadamczik's strategy was "start sucking as badly as before." You know, I actually rooted for Sweden in the final. They play cleaner, and the Finns have uglier jerseys (come on, cyan and white? Ever heard of color coordination?).

Both of the overseas teams have gone home. That's some wild stuff, man. Also, I totally didn't expect the Czechs to do that last night. The Swedes better reserve their tickets home for Saturday if we plan to keep this up.

I just mentioned it because the Overseer was complaining there was no fighting going on. By the way, Jágr's teammates agreed that the damage wouldn't have been much less if Jágr had been wearing the normal helmet. Also nothing about Jágr's type being against the regulations. The truth is...

What? You didn't watch the CZE-ITA game, did you? Not that you had any reason to, but there were no fewer than three brawls, if I remember correctly. The last one was like in the 18th minute of the 3rd period when we were winning 4:1, so it was spectacularly unnecessary, too. Also, in the...

As long as the people who happen to be wearing my national symbols for some reason are winning something, I'm kind of interested. Right now, I don't give Ratty's ass.

A local newspaper summed Stevie's career up perfectly when they wrote something to the extent that "Steven Spielberg's road to fame has been paved by monsters and Jews." :)

Well excuse me, you epitome of raw heterosexual virile force. I don't know how it is where you live, but most people here are actually non-smokers (and even more so in Western Europe, apparently). It's not the 1930s, smoking isn't that cool anymore.

Smoking. Seriously. I don't know why, but beauty is somehow associated with an illusion of purity. You see a beautiful girl and of course she could be a promiscuous bossy old trollop who swears like a sailor, but to you she's a beautiful angel, a muse, an ascended being. And now this...

Probably the biggest prank in my country (and certainly my favourite) in recent history was the Český sen project. Basically, in 2003, there was a huge advertising campaign for a new hypermarket in Prague, offering various goods at downright unbelievable prices. The slogans were along the...

Most of mine have already been mentioned, but these things can come in handy as well: MiniT+ - a few more tab-related functions undoclosetab - restores tabs you accidentally closed Cookie Culler - cookie management Web Developer Toolbar - Behold, I am leet. googlebar - well, duh.

Teh Intarwebs.

A ha ha. Still using 1.0.7, though. I'm not one for careless experiments.

You are old. You are suck. Ha! Good fun.

Stash it in my bank account, sit quietly and watch as the bank snatches it away bit by bit in the form of egregiously unjustified fees.

Well, maybe.

Except Jimi Hendrix and David Gilmour.

Didn't recognize him. That's weird as Al. Yeah, he sings that way a lot, I guess. I prefer Amish Paradise, myself.

I am derailing this thread. :o Not really, but I have to ask. The accent they sing with is fascinatingly unpleasant to the ear. Do people actually talk like that somewhere or are they probably non-native speakers?

Ve vil invade you kantry, steal you Saab, rape you hot Scandinavian voman, and make you drink Staropramen 10°.

That video was possibly the worst-spent time of my life. I mean wtf was the point? Even this is better.