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I don't get how that's a nod to the Fallout series. On the other hand, it supposedly runs on Siemens M65, so it might be kinda win.

Still can't beat this: Apparently a lab tech turned in a photo of a mother breastfeeding and the courts took the babies away, ruling it sexual abuse. (The article is written in a rather tabloid manner, but I recall it from other media two years ago.)

Meh, they totally ripped off The Parking Lot Is Full.

OS -> WinXP SP1 CPU -> AMD Athlon XP 3200+ @ 1800 MHz (you wrote "mHz", lawl) RAM -> 512 MB GFX Card -> Nvidia GeForce FX 5200 Does your gfx card support OpenGL -> YES Does your gfx card driver support OpenGL -> YES

Indeed, it is the Toecutter mocking the woman who points the shotgun at him. I didn't think of the Spaceballs quote, actually. Good of Kotario not to have posted a new quote. :) Damn, this has been longer than I thought.

1/10 1. This joke has been told here before 2. Are you Mort? After WW2, a Czech and a Serb are on a train. The Serb says, "during the war, we'd shoot every German we'd come across. Or better, we'd hang them, to save ammo." "Well," responds the Czech, "we would have loved to do that...

Not all of them, actually. Cimmerian Nights get a 4. An American, a German, and a Czech are on an expedition in the tropics. They get captured by a tribe of cannibals and presented to the chief, who asks where they're from. "I'm American," says the American. "American, fine. You'll...

Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

2/10, for the effort. A Jew, a Gypsy, and a skinhead summon a genie and he offers to grant each of them a wish. The Gypsy says: "I want the Jew to die." The Jew says: "I want the Gypsy to die." The skinhead looks at them and goes, "oh, in that case, I'll just have a cup of coffee."

I had to do this again. Me: Shit. Fuck. Satan. God: What makes you say that? Please don't be so rude. I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: Your master? Are you into that whole BDSM thing? God: Thanks for telling me that I am master. Sure, that whole BDSM thing...

Vault0's admin is long AWOL and the forum is an old, vulnerable version of PHPBB, so it's been hacked to shit four or maybe five times this year, gradually destroying everything. There are now plans to get the place back into shape a bit and restore a very old database backup.

C'mon. You know you want to touch me.

You must be new here.

I met Luke. As in, IRL. No rly.

Diet Coke. 'Cause I can eat a supersized uberburgertotehmax with fries and roasted pork with fries and some fries with fries for dessert and I still won't get fat, 'cause the phosphoric acid in the coke will melt all the fat away, yo. Anyway, I declare alcohol to be shit and the notion that...

You know, they say that after a while, the dog and the master begin to look alike. I wonder if Ms. Lockheed has gotten laid lately...

We surrendered before anyone could bomb anything. Then one day, the Allies bombed Prague because they had mistaken it for Dresden.

Meh. Where was this guy when I decided to stop going to the seaside because I thought there was nothing to do there?

Duckman! Parking and driving and shopping and eating and working. Somewhere, somehow, they all got chewed and spit back out. And they don’t taste like living anymore. Don’t you see what it’s like in this deranged wearing, blender of a world? Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like...

Decadent. Don't you have better things to do in Japan? Then again... Japan. Okay, I see your point.