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Damn the numbers! Fly to Mt. Doom anyway instead of doing all that walking. Tolkien sure knew how to needlessly pad a story. Did anyone ever point out this plot hole to him when he was still alive?

A chili, you say? **laughs in Carolina Reaper** Lately, I've had a girl crush on my hormone doctor. I barely know her and yet I'm attracted to her. I always thought she was cute and hot, and she seems able to lock horns with me upstairs (I've always had a thing for intelligent women). I can't...

Send some scouts to find the bad guys, then fly on an indirect path to the volcano, stopping occasionally to resupply. Frodo and co. would eventually reach Mt. Doom, throw the One Ring into the volcano, then fly back to the Shire and smoke a bowl or whatever it is they do there.

Who said the faces had to fly directly to Mt. Doom? They could fly indirectly.

I don't care for Lord of the Rings. I want to like it, but it's too damn long. You remember those eagles that rescued Sam and Frodo? If Gandalf was in so great with the eagles, WHY THE FUCK COULDN'T FRODO AND THE GANG FLY TO MT. DOOM INSTEAD? Why did they have to do all that damn walking? And...

The time I spend gaming is about the same as it was pre-COVID. I would cycle among FNV, Cell to Singularity, Sonic Mania, Age of Empires II, Unreal Tournament 2004, and various games on the Genesis and PS2. I've since stopped playing Cell to Singularity because NOTHING HAPPENS. All you do is...

I like my steaks well-done. Fuck the food police; I eat what I like! Eat what you like and fuck all the tight-assed "authorities"!

I always help the Brotherhood and side with Yes Man. Depending on how I want to approach a playthrough, I sometimes leave McNamara in charge and sometimes I depose him in favor of Hardin. And I always upgrade the Securitron Army. With McNamara as Elder, I'd imagine the Brotherhood would keep to...

A sugar mama to hook me up with a big house (not necessarily a mansion but still pretty big), a king-size bed, a Jeep with spinner rims, hip augmentation, a boob job, and a fat stack of top-shelf bud.

As of 8-1-2021, I'm now one year into HRT! And starting in April, I had my name and gender marker legally changed! WOO!

Here's a picture of me, nine months into HRT.

I've always been fascinated with the classification of lifeforms. Great job with that cladogram.

If you're that addicted, you should seek professional health, not mere advice on a video game message board. I used to be addicted to anime. There was a time when I would follow up to 31 shows at a time. It was getting in the way of life. I still watch the stuff but nowhere near the extent I...

I didn't say "more important". Just that my ideal woman should love birds. I wouldn't trade my feather-baby for the world. But it will take the right woman to cage this she-tiger.

For me, the ideal woman is a nerd, an animal lover, and has similar interests and values to my own. I'm not a big dater, though. I have a pet parrot that demands attention. If a girl likes birds, I'll give her the time of day. And as for marriage, it'd take a VERY special kind of woman to get...