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Anon is a filthy eel-knobbler

It's Boston is it not?

Well, they were using it in those artillery guns in Big MT. I imagine it'd be more useful in an incendiary device. Just red hot shards of metal that don't stop burning.

That's more sardonic than sarcastic. And it's not very good at either of those.

The app isn't much fun though.

Bethesda is bad with numbers. Yet, they love percentage increases.

I NEED 20 TIN CANS AND SOME DUCT TAPE OR I'LL NEVER HAVE THE FAT MAN UPGRADES THAT LET ME SHOOT FART BEAMS

No wait. I remember. It was urine. There are several urine jokes involving raiders and ghouls.

Ghoul semen plays a role as well. Or was it poo? Fuck, it's been a long time.

I imagine it's more along the lines of him/her still being in shock from seeing their spouse shot in front of them along with being frozen immediately after.

Can't even use the ol' "It's open-world, you can't compare it!" excuse because that game was pretty freaking enormous.

Oh, and nearly every act of the game is focused entirely on one specific type of enemy. It goes Rats and Radscorpions < Raiders < Ghouls < Robots < Super Mutants There's a couple of Deathclaws in there too. But apparently, if Ghouls try hard enough, they can become twenty feet tall and swing...

Well, we know that raiders have access to Power Armor now too. So... Yeah.

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For a game that you played from an extended overhead camera, there was a shocking amount of focus on base T&A. I mean, the boss of the Raiders from the first act was basically wearing nothing but a couple of seat belts.

It was basically just a shitty rehash of the Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance games with really poorly done voice-acting (except Tony Jay as the Super Mutant leader Attis), terrible level design and just all-around not goodness. I mean, it was so chock-full of sexual innuendos that even teenage-boy...

Having suffered through Brotherhood of Steel, I have to say that I rue the arrival of that day.

Well, it could very well be that Bethesda has the entire game on the DVD in the game case. That or they did get their hands on press release versions. Life is a mystery, existence is chaos.

Well, clearly it doesn't count because Obsidian never bragged about it.

They could've have easily just bypassed Steam by being in offline mode. It's not like Steam is some impossible superwall. There are ways around it.