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Oh god help me I'm playing Dark Souls again.

I'm not even going to start on the graphics whore sentiments you've expressed. So instead, I'll counter your "Consoles=Retardation" viewpoint. There seems to be two things people are bitching about, judging from what I've seen on Codex and 4chan; Unlimited ammo and only one base. For unlimited...

XCOM: Enemy Unknown by Firaxis http://forums.2kgames.com/showthread.php?117098-New-info-from-game-informer Holy shit, yesssssss. EDIT: Also, I am blind. Thanks for merging this for me, moderator.

Hmm, I think it would be cooler if the Vault 13 pre-order stuff was put into the Wrecked Highwayman as a reference to Fallout 2. I asked on his Formspring though, so maybe he'll put it there. And if not, I'd still like to hear his reason for keeping it in Chet's.

Yeah, I'd rather not hear about Mothership Zeta ever again, but because you brought it up, I'd rather play 6 hours of lulz with bulletsponge enemies in an open environment rather than 2 hours of IQ-draining idiocy on a linear spaceship with bulletsponge enemies.

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2011/12/12/good-times-with-weapons-the-combat-of-south-park-the-game.aspx Combat explained. Pretty much Paper Mario, but more RPG-esque. Also, the previously unnamed fifth class has been announced.

So far the voice acting is schizoid in quality. On one hand, you got people like Jim Cummings, Keith Szarabajka, and a couple other good voice actors. But then you get people like whoever voiced the court wizard in Whiterun, that vampire kid in the Dark Brotherhood, and some other retards who...

Reptiles don't have digitigrade legs, though.

While that one thing Alphadrop described was rather bad and a shining testament to Radiant AI's idiocy, I like that the townspeople at least react to you firing Kamehameha Waves from your mouth at will.

Hmmm, he gave graphics a 92. Repeated scorpion stings must be getting to that Aussie, as he surely has lost some visual clarity.

And it's gone. Love how bad the animations and textures are. "Guys, it's totally a new engine. See the shadows? So fucking new man. Not at all Gamebryo." Also, no one staggers in combat, even when hit by a fucking axe. Only nice things I can say are that the art style looks good and that...

I beat it. I fucking beat it. AHAHAHAHA I CAN GET BACK TO MY LIFE! FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, I AM FREE AT LAS- Oh, New Game+ huh? Well, I guess I can play for a little bit...

I am almost near the end. Just gotta beat Tomb of the Giants and then it's a straight shot to the last area. Easier said than done, with all the skeleton archers, skeleton dogs, skeleton babies, and necromancers that enjoy setting up shop in pitch black areas near cliffs.

Nearly done with Dark Souls. Soon I will be able to enjoy life again. Ironically, I also rented RAGE at the same time I rented Dark Souls. How amusing. It's a decent shooter, but it's not what I expected from id. They made the FPS genre and the only thing they can deliver is an ok game...

You know you will buy the soundtrack, even if the game is banal shit. Do not fucking lie. At the very least, this might be worth a rental just to see if they did anything good or to see how badly they messed up.

The problem is Johnny the Casual Gamer and all the people like him liked Oblivion. They see this and see more of the same and instead of rolling their eyes like us old RPG diehards, they fistbump each other and go "Sweet!"

Oh god damnit, why did I laugh?

Soon, I will be playing Dark Souls. As soon as GameFly ships this damn thing to me, that is.

Yeah, I have no idea why Jackie got so god damn depressed over having unlimited cosmic power because he couldn't bone bitche- Wait. Just wait a fucking moment. Is that a fucking MLP avatar Per? You better have lost a bet or some such shit.

I don't think the Battlefield 3 Beta is lacking destruction. I personally use the Stinger missile launcher to open walls up and piss off Support gunners. There aren't too many people who play Engineer, so I suppose that might be why.