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Downloading at the incredible speed of 5.7kB/s, yeeaaaahh. It's like I'm actually in 1996!

What Sander said; most likely a case fan. The fan doesn't necessarily have to be dying, either - sometimes the spindle gets loose or whatnot, and you can probably just fiddle with it until it's alright again. Just watch them fingers.

2/10 for being counter-spiteful.

Hey, this one doesn't have exposed nipples. Then again, space marines are so overdone. 6.9/10

Yeah, no crap. I realize that the Atlas is a walking machine of death and testosterone-fueled wish fulfillment, but the way it was basically deflecting every attack (with an extra-cartoony ricochet sound effect for every impact added by my imagination) and the lame dialog gave the trailer the...

Oh boy, tons of brown and bloom. Great. Wonderful. Hopefully it'll be fun, at least.

C&C3 was okay, Red Alert 3 felt like an abortion to me, and honestly I'm not too optimistic about this one. Of course, I'll still play it.

Huhwhat? Oh. I guess so. I just feed off of superciliousness and cynicism. :P But anyways, despite that I believe that Microsoft played at least a bit dirty to get where they are, I agree with you about the convenience bit with Windows. It's why I use it, and definitely why the majority of...

I'd heard about this like three hours after it was announced. Pretty exciting stuff to think about a cross-platform Windows competitor with some serious backing, but I also rather like The Register's take on the situation.

The Scarface game was pretty good, but you're likely to have a better experience just playing GTA: Vice City and imagining that Tommy Vercetti is Tony Montana.

I'm not sure what to think, so here's an arbitrary number: 4

GGF bought a sinking ship.

Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood I liked the first one despite its flaws, and this utterly blows it away. Best Old Western-themed FPS I've played... Well... Perhaps ever.

Sir Millard Mulch's How to Pretend You're Stupid Like Everyone Else So You Can Become Gainfully Employed and Enjoy Your Limited Time on this Fucking Useless Planet in Just Five-Zillion Easy Steps! Not actually a song, but I fucking love the album it's on.

Here's another, Radwaster: When Farrah died, she met St. Peter at the pearly gates. He asked her if there was anything she wanted before she entered, and so she asked for the safety of all the children in the world. :twisted:

Pretty much the same as you, generalissimo. I'm fine with the graphics looking dated, and really enjoyed some things (such as the hilarious noodle-like flailing of people you grab), but the novelty wore off quickly and the controls got downright irritating. I'm not sure what all the hype is about.

It appears that he had not mastered the art of Hung Fu. Should've used the five-point exploding noose technique.