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    So, how good are the other 2 Matrix films?

    They both suffer from sequelitis, specifically the "Missing the Point" strain. The story took the backseat (or was bound, gagged and tossed into the trunk) and the special effects took the wheel and careened right into a fucking Starbucks. Also [spoiler:b6c42df68c]Neo is Techno-Jesus. That's...
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    Stalker: Call of Pripyat

    I'm rather excited about it, but I wonder how many patches will be required to make it playable? :P
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    scientists grow sperm? Lesbians rejoice?

    As long as there is furniture to move and bugs to smash, men will be necessary. And don't give me any shit about men causing violence. One of my sisters took out three guys in a bar brawl, and my mother once threw a bowling ball at her brother's head. Women are fucking insane.
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    Rate the avatar above yours.

    Zappa is an obligatory 10/10.
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    Watchmen Question

    To definitively answer the questions of the nature of Rorschach's mask: [spoiler:80b2527078][/spoiler:80b2527078]
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    Google Chrome

    If you like Chrome but you're boggled by Google oggling your usage habits, get SRWare Iron.
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    The Escapist: Junktown Dog

    Bethesda invented Fallout, didn't you know? 1 & 2 were some sort of unofficial prequels.
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    Tyrian

    Don't be modest, Per. We know you reptiles have extensive memories.
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    False rape allegations get you 2 years in prison

    That's some serious shit, and punishment is deserved. What she did is an insult to the women who have actually suffered such a horrible thing.
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    HAVE Online Korean Gamemaker Creates TF2 Ripoff

    Korean companies do this with many things.
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    Touhou the most amazing game and fandom I've experienced.

    I've, well... Known about Touhou for a few years now and I still don't understand this shit. Not the first time you've digested a huge salty load, is it? :lol:
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    Rate the avatar above yours.

    Pewpewpewpewpew bzzzzzrt/10
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    Jeff Gardiner on aliens

    That's exactly why I'm upset.
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    Jeff Gardiner on aliens

    Crni has a good point. If I knew there was the option to have some sort of meaningful exchange with the aliens, I'd certainly be less upset about it.
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    Rate the avatar above yours.

    8/10
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    General Gaming Megathread: What are you playing?

    I think a large part of it had to do with the fact that you couldn't harm horses and dead bodies without ending the game. "That's wrong!" That's wrong, my ass, you shoot that fucking horse when I tell you, and don't give me any of this "WE DON'T DO THAT IN THIS GAME" shit. Also the story was...
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    How to make a good hamburger?

    UniversalWolf's advice is best. Be sure to follow the advice about putting putting the vegetables on last, because a for a truly delicious hamburger temperature plays a role, and it's best to have the condiment and vegetable toppings chilled.
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    Jeff Gardiner on aliens

    Oh shit, I forgot about the UFO endings in Silent Hill. Good call.
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    Jeff Gardiner on aliens

    Balance-breaking or not, calling an easter egg item canonical just because it appears in multiple titles is a stretch. http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Moai Looks like there's a hidden Moai in multiple Final Fantasies! There must be some Polynesians in these games! FACT. Aliens have...
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    Jeff Gardiner on aliens

    So, if an easter egg has an item that destroys the balance of the game it must be canon? What? So, if similarly themed easter eggs appear in multiple titles they must be canon? What?
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