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  1. alec

    People who smoke actually want to suck cock. Big black -- oh look, it's Crni and his expensive...

    People who smoke actually want to suck cock. Big black -- oh look, it's Crni and his expensive beautiful teeth! Rejoice!
  2. alec

    I need to bang, bro, you gotta let me bang, YOU GOTTA LEMME BANG!!!

    I need to bang, bro, you gotta let me bang, YOU GOTTA LEMME BANG!!!
  3. alec

    Cool.

    Cool.
  4. alec

    Just let me bang, bro, just let me bang.

    Just let me bang, bro, just let me bang.
  5. alec

    My poop is really dark today. Otherworldly dark.

    My poop is really dark today. Otherworldly dark.
  6. alec

    I wish I was called Mepple.

    I wish I was called Mepple.
  7. alec

    Corona Virus = Money Inflation

    Buy Krugerrands. Gold may be at a low right now (although I read the opposite), but trust me, it won't stay that way.
  8. alec

    My balls itch.

    My balls itch.
  9. alec

    If you watch this obscure movie called "The Matrix", you'll find out that we're just batteries...

    If you watch this obscure movie called "The Matrix", you'll find out that we're just batteries. That's why, when you don't do what society needs you to do, you are 'charged' and put into a 'cell'.
  10. alec

    My condolences. Everything gets worse from now on. Literally everything.

    My condolences. Everything gets worse from now on. Literally everything.
  11. alec

    I made some chili in bed this morning, wink wink, nudge nudge.

    I made some chili in bed this morning, wink wink, nudge nudge.
  12. alec

    I made some queso last night, wink wink, nudge nudge.

    I made some queso last night, wink wink, nudge nudge.
  13. alec

    It's not that bad. At least they listened to the fans and Jim Carrey was finally funny again. I...

    It's not that bad. At least they listened to the fans and Jim Carrey was finally funny again. I liked it. It's better than Birds of Prey.
  14. alec

    6.2/10

    6.2/10
  15. alec

    I even like them, especially the ones where he showed off his talent to paint light on rough...

    I even like them, especially the ones where he showed off his talent to paint light on rough textures, like stone. He was a master at that. So ... don't parrot what the other parrots are parroting, Hoplite. Just suck some black cock and come up with your own original view on life. Just a thought.
  16. alec

    Oh? How about you show me ALL of Hitler's paintings that have horrible perspective and placement...

    Oh? How about you show me ALL of Hitler's paintings that have horrible perspective and placement of objects. You'll be lucky to find two or three. The simple truth is that Hitler's paintings are actually pretty good. They're classic, they were already out of fashion when he painted them, but...
  17. alec

    The inventor of the egg boiler probably laughs his ass off every single day of his life.

    The inventor of the egg boiler probably laughs his ass off every single day of his life.
  18. alec

    Thank you. I will use them for good only.

    Thank you. I will use them for good only.
  19. alec

    YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE ME!

    YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE ME!
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