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That would depend on the actual quality of the multimillion-dollar title. More money doesn't necessarily make a better game.

You certainly won't get cut using this. Try it on your face, and post pictures!

It's Bruce Campbell! His chin is the Chuck Norris of chins! Also, you know you'd love to play with his boomstick.

And you took it to heart? You're on the goddamn internets, man! Next time I'll shake your dick for you and call you Father, if that'll make you feel better. A real man doesn't have time to fuck around. He needs to get to that job and eventually pay those hookers. So a real man just grabs...

What is the rolling razor going to do? Avoid giving me cuts and bumps? Well I shave half-competently enough to avoid getting large cuts in the first place. I don't remember cutting myself or staining any shirts since puberty, unless you count the pimples being shaved over or those really tiny...

Then how are you getting bloodstains on your collar? Are you a hemophiliac?

Another great reason why I shower after I shave.

And integrate this for a primitive precursor to the M.I. trooper. But wait, Ron! Act within the next two seconds, and we'll throw in a free, first-edition miniature arc reactor- enough to power your heart for fifty lifetimes or something really big for fifteen minutes. That's a...

Cute? <s>Jews</s>Shepherds compare sheep sex with human sex. You don't get much cuter than that, unless you're fucking some really ugly and hairy (see Turkish) woman.

I remember when I sliced my first sheep. The funniest part was when it bloated up. I started to kick it's stomach hoping it would explode. That probably makes me a villain.

There was a Fallout game on a console? Really?

What's the French version of Gomer Pyle?

And Ben Assfleck's chin.

One should not post an enlarged version of their sig in the same post as that sig. Now I want to kill someone. A towel-head would suffice.

No, it's 2012, and it's coming straight for us!

Aheh, the part where they got sprayed in the faces was pretty funny. "Yep, we're a bunch of badass thugs, eh Jim?" "Fo' rizzle my..." "AHHH!" P.S. The slow-motion, music, and camera set-up at the end reminded me of GTA IV, which means I liked the end.

Ahh! The Living Statue's spirit has manifested itself into another body! The blight has returned to our streets!

I <s>hate</s>love how it cost you points to look at a wall. The best part of Urban Dead; *you see "WEST SIDE BOYZ" graffiti on random wall, you spend 2 points for moving your eyeballs* *you find a flare, you don't want to pick it up, but just thinking about picking it up has already cost...

You weren't in Hastings, though. Hell, you weren't even in country.

I played this years ago. I got bored of it after about an hour.