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    Emil is back

    Indeed. However, the whole "Look! Mutant loses leg and does 300-pounds back flip upside down head maneuver as proved by the laws of fisix! Laff!" and "haha, gramma head on my desk" makes me wonder how by the same logic they say groin shots aren't warranted. Just more bodily fluids pouring...
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    OXM article excerpts

    Did you just shock yourself? Entitlement is something I would hope most sane people don't expect. But that doesn't mean a sequel is justified in alienating itself from the product it's a sequel to. No, we're not entitled to any genuine sequel not just in name. But then by the same logic...
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    OXM article excerpts

    There is no conspiracy! I will hear no more insinuations about the Bethesda developers! Nothing bad happened!
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    OXM article excerpts

    Oblivion was immersive because you could buy a house and sit in it forever. Fallout wasn't immersive because you had this objective you could've approached and completed in numerous ways, but you still had that objective and couldn't just quit and go hunt <s>mudcrabs</s>pigrats while on crawl...
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    OXM article excerpts

    Wiggle your sixth toe.
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    I just started to play Oblivion again last night.

    In Oblivion, I got the same experience playing as a low-level character, as I did playing a high-level character, so stat and/or skill progression was useless and pretty much non-existant in that game. I mean, all you needed was a sword, some armour, and 1337 mini-game skillz and a set of eyes...
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    I just started to play Oblivion again last night.

    I'd like to go back in time and <s>hurt</s>meet the dipshit(s) who thought fantasy action/adventure automatically makes a game an RPG. That trend of thought had to start somewhere low, smelly, and void of any sort of logic and reason. Japan?
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    NFL - week 13 seems like as good a week as any

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX_5tzwVz3I Best.Nike.Commercial.Evar.
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    I had to post this! - youtube thread

    I love ArmA. Here is a video that reenacts some of Black Hawk Down's scenes using Armed Assault. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnQDvlqlsjg
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    Is The Earth Growing?

    I bet the Earth would make a kick-ass omelet.
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    Is The Earth Growing?

    It is funny how he answers only a select few questions, most of which are wrong. But the comments are priceless.
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    Is The Earth Growing?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjgidAICoQI So what do you think?
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    Bethesda and PnP mechanics

    ISO vs. FPP isn't a big issue for me. I like both. But making a PnP game real-time is just asking for a hard game to make. And, like Ravager mentioned, they found that out without caring to think about it (unless they did before but didn't want to come out and say 'fuck off' right away) so...
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    Bethesda and PnP mechanics

    I wouldn't. And that was my point. People think "wait, that's so kool, sign me up." Then they find out it's a hunk of crap. And yes, I know you're being sarcastic, just sayin'. People will enjoy Fallout 3 like people enjoyed Oblivion. I was one of them. But I wouldn't call Oblivion a...
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    Bethesda and PnP mechanics

    Only the person would buy the Mona Lisa, take off her clothes, put on some eyebrows, shave her head, give her a nose ring, make her black, jizz all over the painting, then spray-paint their names on the bottom and call it the most immersive work of crap ever conceived by corporate pigs. You...
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    Scientology?

    That's not what I said. I'm saying one shouldn't need to bring everything down to justify the one especially when there are differences in them all. If that means I single something out, then so be it. Scientology was founded as a scheme to make money with all the crazy shit built around...
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    Scientology?

    "If you're going to bring one down, then bring them all down." As if everything in life behaves on such rationale. Yes, it seems logical, but also sounds like "let them have their fun unless you're going to round up billions in one swift swipe."
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    Scientology?

    What? Where? I think you missed the Nacho Libre reference. Law is a matter of principle. The point I made in my post above was that just because someone did it before, doesn't mean others who do the same can't be held liable for their actions. Someone always brings in "well they're not...
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    Scientology?

    Better yet, let's just let the Church of Scientology keep committing crimes because they're not the first people to do so and haven't yet calmed down to a semi-sensible level. It's only fair they get their chance to inflict carnage, persecution, and ignorance unto the world when so many before...
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    Cloverfield

    You mean the "I saw it! It's alive! It's huge!" part? During the viral marketing campaign, some people thought they heard that guy say "it's a lion" instead of "it's alive" and thus, the rumours of a Rampage movie, which would be so damn awesome, with all the clergymen getting eaten and...
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