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Please be one of those horrible lip-smackers while talking, "Well *smacks lips* the way I see it *smacks lips* - "

Just a weird thing to bring up in the ad, just say "mmm eggs" or something.

I love it, feels like a proper sendoff.

these here are just block row gangster magpies, illiterate morons

On my way to the store in the old neighborhood, with all the raspberry yards and plums and shit, the hillbilly magpies will sit 2 feet from me, and shrug "hi!" and I go "hi buddy!"

it must be a joy to clean

I struggle to imagine the feasability of the gaping vent ON the stove surface

Vents *above* a stove already gets full of gunk and shit just from all the vapor you get this whole fancy stove with the gaping vent NEXT to your frying pan, the guarantee will have to say "btw, don't ever spill your stupid chili into the vent. ever. ever, ever, ever."

I like that I was able to converse with the Danish receptionist, in Copen because he spoke Danish, and I spoke Trønder. We fought on equal ground.

Since gf works at Scandic hotels, she gets discounts at other Scandics; in Stockholm we got a view to the garbage cans, a bed that rattled rythmically (by itself) and no minibar. In Bergen they left her a personalized greeting card and a fruit tray. They are not very consistent!

Btw, I can order a coke - in Norwegian - in Germany, "en kola" but in Sweden I always have to repeat myself, "ahem - en kåååla :0"

Of all transport hugs, Bologna airport is the absolutely worst I have ever encountered, they know it's bad, they even have signs begging passengers to stop physically assaulting their staff, I don't blame them. The passengers, that is.

Copenhagen is the 2nd worst - why do Danes shout so much - they even employed a huge man to scream at everybody, instead of having a recorded voice say "this is the final stop" or something, my god

Anyone who knows anything about mid-may in Norway, knows that 17th of may is FAMOUS for not only not being rainy and chilly, but actually having august greece sun. You know it's true. Obv, 17th is when we celebrate our independence day, as you OBVIOUSLY knew, you well journeyed person you!