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  1. Jebus

    So I finally bought Skyrim...

    Aw man, Skyrim. I put 150+ hours in it, ran it with dozens and dozens of mods, and I don't think I ever completed the main quest. My favorite mod was Falskaar - almost professional quality, that one.
  2. Jebus

    The one thing you'd change in your life, if it were possible.

    I'D CHANGE YER UGLY MUG Shots fired, amirite? amirite?
  3. Jebus

    The state of videogames

    Yes it is. I mean, when you were watching the Power Rangers etc. when you were a kid, did you want tight plots and deep characters? As I said, leave the boys what little they have left.
  4. Jebus

    The state of videogames

    I think they're aweful too - but then I know a lot of ten- to thirteen-year-olds who love his movies. It's them he's making them for.
  5. Jebus

    The state of videogames

    I'm actually not all that invested in this, it's that I quit smoking four months ago (damn it felt good to let of some steam). Anyway, I respectfully disagree and all that jazz. Cfr. supra for my arguments, as formulated by a recent ex-smoker frothing at the mouth.
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    The state of videogames

    I've been playing games for even longer than you have it seems, and it appears to me your memory is quite selective... Sure, you had gems like PS:T or Jagged Alliance back in the day - but you also had a huge amount of goddamn shitty games. About the same proportion of good games vs. shitty...
  7. Jebus

    The state of videogames

    The "medium" doesn't treat us all like 15-year-old-boys, only the most visible part of it. Because that's the largest section: both the boys and all the adults that just want to relax with a game for a half an hour. As for the rest of your diatribe, you're just coming of snobbish...
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    The state of videogames

    You guys need to compartmentalize. It reminds me of all the shit Michael Bay gets. Sure, his movies are vapid. Sure, there's a mess and there's too much explosions. But... that's because you're not the target audience. His target audience is teenage boys. And what's wrong with that? It's...
  9. Jebus

    Call of Duty: Ghosts

    I've heard there's actually three CoD games in development right now. So I guess they're set for the next two years too. Yey.
  10. Jebus

    Call of Duty: Ghosts

    I'm looking forward to the day CoD finally peters out. It's been too much.
  11. Jebus

    Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    I figured sitting alone atop the highest mountain in the world for milennia is punishment enough for any crime. Also, I never feel quite comfortable with videogame genocide. I see no need to exterminate the entire dragon race (especially considering they're intelligent beings).
  12. Jebus

    Fallout 3 crashing with mods installed

    Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.
  13. Jebus

    Fallout 3 crashing with mods installed

    Did you try running BOSS, making a bashed patch, did you check dependencies, all that jazz?
  14. Jebus

    How'd you get your username?

    I stole mine from a crippled kid in an orphanage. Had to beat him up good first.
  15. Jebus

    Bioshock Infinite

    Maybe I just suck at games, but I died plenty on Hard. Especially against that second handyman in Comstock's tower. Died like five times.
  16. Jebus

    Bombs over Boston

    US terrorists in Chechnya would be even weirder.
  17. Jebus

    The relative merits of Germanian and Dutchinian

    I never knew you were Walloon.
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    The relative merits of Germanian and Dutchinian

    Well they SHOULD. What, they already use every other one. Goddamn those German lessons in school, if I have to ask anyone to "buchstabier" anything ever again I'm going to go on a shooting rampage.
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    Bioshock Infinite

    Haha, "press x to spit in the face of Allah". Amusing.
  20. Jebus

    The relative merits of Germanian and Dutchinian

    What? Dutch doesn't use German grammar (thank god). German is easily the worst language ever, they were all like "hey I like this ancient Indo-European way of setting up gramatical rules, let's keep it this way and never change it ever and ever. Ablatief ftw!"
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