A bad joke, from the English chanllenged...

Starseeker

Vault Senior Citizen
[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Jul-15-02 AT 05:02PM (GMT)[p]I got a e-mail from a Chinese girl in mainland China from one of those chat rooms, and believe it or not, this is what she wrote:

>>>>>Hey! The regard from the Chinese girl,My name is Daisy. Hope be your friend! My hometown live in NingXia for China northwest.But I work live in ShenZhen.Work in a Japanese company,and my major job is managing the bill of material and products quotation.I like reading,like travel,and shopping (all girls like this ),like roller-skate.....and music...If you don’t mind this Chinese girl.then I will do your good friend.I am kind and soft.”<<<<<

*ROLF*

:D:D:D

Not meaning to be insensitive to the English challenged crowd here, but you got to admit the wording is really - shall we say bad?

So who wants to be my good friend? ;-)

Starseeker, signing off.

"The final price of freedom, is the willingness to face the most frightening being of all, one's own self."
 
Starseeker, I have always considered you a close, personal friend of mine and I hope you feel the same way. Wait, did she send a picture?
 
Wow, she will "do your good friend"! I'm looking for a sweet woman to do that for me too!!
 
Why Doyle, I am surprised!

With that many responses, I didn't know you cared. :P :*

Maybe we can be good friends after all. :D

Starseeker, signing off.

"The final price of freedom, is the willingness to face the most frightening being of all, one's own self."
 
>Not meaning to be insensitive to
>the English challenged crowd here,
>but you got to admit
>the wording is really -
>shall we say bad?

Hey that's not too bad actually, compared to these:

http://www.engrish.com

Plus, I'd wager her Engrish is even better than some of the morons who traffic through here... at least she didn't say "u" or "ur" in place of "you" and "you're." And then there are those moronic "l33t sp34k" morons who, trying to be efficient, omit letters in words like "don't" (dun) or "what" (wat), but make it all up in the amount of time needed to read that shit.

-Xotor-

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*LOL*

I guess the reason this is really funny to me is because some of the stuff she writes, I used to do them myself. It's the unintentionally hinted sexual dialogue that is really cracking me up. I used to do that all the time. Hey! Maybe that's why all the girls in school used to giggle, give me phone numbers, and smile at me. Hmm....., is there anyway to un-learn Englio? :P:D

Starseeker, signing off.

"The final price of freedom, is the willingness to face the most frightening being of all, one's own self."
 
More from the English challenged...

Here is an email I just received from some german guy. It is spam and I have no idea who he is. He had the original in German and must have also ran it through a german-english translator which gave this f'd-up version. I am not quite sure what he is trying to say:

Excuse please the disturbance!

Me something came to ears.
A relatively unusual rumor kitchen,
from which one put forward to me a heavydigestible soup,
is the reason of my Mail.
Unappetizing is no printout!
Is it possible on radio Wege(in for which frequency ranges?) to
influence or manipulate someone?
Terrorize or to even chicane and?
Under the Motto:"Einen at the Sender?Nich quite alone?
Small Mannim Ohr?Fal Wellenlaenge?Bohnen in the ears?
On the tooth clean-hear gefuehlt(Amalgam)?Mal witthout obligation?
The Pullacher bug wanzentanz?
Isn't the Spinnerei?Das goes nevertheless at all, or?
And if as looks ethicalally morally?
For the technical page of the thing there is to report and web page:
http://www.totalitaer.de/waffentechkurio.htm
http://www.totalitaer.de/
http://www.fosar-bludorf.com/Tempelhof/
http://jya.com/haarp.htm
http://www.bse-plus.de/d/doc/lbrief/lbmincontr.htm
http://home.nexgo.de/kraven/bigb/big3.html
http://w3.nrl.navy.mil/projects/haarp/index.html
http://cryptome.org/
http://www.parascope.com/ds/mkultra0.htm
http://heart7.net/mcf/
http://www.raven1.net/
http://www.sonic.net/sentinel/gvcon8.html
http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Lab/6570/emr.html
http://www.parascope.com/articles/0797/em.htm
http://www.factnet.org/mindcont.htm
http://www.dcn.davis.ca.us/~welsh/
usw.
usw.
usw.
but, that cannot be nevertheless, which is made soetwas, or?
A violation of human rights resemble special!?!
Is it possible, by preparation, the ears and in interaction with
possibly available artificial dentures?
By bringing in amalgam a filling without isolate/separating cement layer?
With relatively simple radio engineering??
In this Land?Hier and today???
Under which motives?
Where is the department actually 5 of the BND and the protection of the
constitution?
Can it be that there are people, which deliver the Federal
Intelligence Service/protection of the constitution, on radio way
permanently a situation report,
without noticing it, in the infancy feasiblly made?
By such unofficial coworkers, with the BND and protection of the
constitution, after Stasimanier,
is information collected of and over,purely theoretically, each Federal
citizen?
Is there then still another right to Privatsphere?
Could itself soetwas in the catchment areas that
nornalen(Oeffentlichrechtlichen)
play broadcast and television transmitting plants completely?
Who actually checks the BND, WAD and protection of the constitution for
infiltration???
Into the Mail actually concerns it to me the question whether it
criminal items, from which motive of enriching, or groupings from
ideological motives is possible, to acquire itself knowledge and
technique which were developed at other times, from other
Motiven(Westfernsehen?).And does the technical knowledge status place,
to that the public admits is really the end of the flag bar?
Is it not to criminal items just as possible, I legend that now times
played down and does nice-end, individual persons or groups with
relatively simple means, to spy from whatever motives always?
And doesn't this " Ausspioniererei " represent a substantial
intervention into the privatsphaere?
It is possible individual persons or groups, one acceptance to of a
certain Oeffentlichkeit(suggeriert?), e.g. by Internet pages, how for
example the " Pranger"geschaffen could become, times vorausgestzt, to
terroriesieren and or chicane, and in everything (the people
suggerierten)Oeffentlichkeit?Haben there at the Pranger, or on any
other page to be reviled, or slandered, actually a chance to the
Gegenoeffentlichkeit?Ist that not character assassination?
Some years ago I am by coincidence the page " the Pranger "
encountered, at that time ran not yet under the cover of the partner
switching.Itself can individual persons, or communities of interests, from
pure self purpose,
such pages to serve, over under the cover of a doubtful
Zivilkourage, through plot any rushing campaigns, own, quite
persoehnliche interests to intersperse?
Can such pages serve for the co-ordination of criminal machinations?
The question, is it possibility or impossibility, technically and
socially, individual persons, or also groupings of manipulating or of
influencing from an criminal/ideological Energei, terrorizes or to
schickanieren, directed.Target group manipulation by mass media are
everyday manipulation,
from which, more or less, can extract itself.
Does the right to privatsphaere, creeping, by transmissions become
deep psychological, how, for example " Big undermine brother"?
If the Angemailten should be available a certain knowledge status to
the topic with one, I would be glad over notes to the topic
On the search for responses to my questions maile I different
addresses from the Internet on, and hope up-constructional responses
and criticisms.Over an attendance on the page
<http://hometown.aol.de/reinerhohn38259/homepage/index.html>
wuerde I are pleased.If you should have been written down by me several
times, then please
I you to excuse me this that was not intended.
There I since longer with exclusion lists work
it cannot be normally, that a Mailadresse
one angemailt doubly.
The reason for my anonymity is the fact that with such
Fragenstellerei, understandably, fast after the call the Psychatrie
loud becomes. Which also method hat(ist).
If you should feel the Mail as annoyance, I would like to apologize
hereby for it!
The artificial Spam hysteria can,
are used, in order to prevent the possibility,
in the case of a violation of human rights,
to create public?
Does the InterNet become waterproof???
Big is watching you?
 
RE: More from the English challenged...

Artificial spam hysteria can and waterproof internet, eh? The wonders of technology never cease to amaze me.
 
>I'll be your friend, too. ;)

JJ86, this is true!

Just a while back, his price was set at a new monitor!

Must be good for that price! :D
 
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