A great comedian died

At least he's getting some respect now.

And yes, I know this was what you all said to yourselves the second you heard the news, but it has to be said.
 
Yes, this is tragic-

"When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. "

"My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. "

"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. "

"I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough. "

"They say 'love thy neighbor as thy self' , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too ? "
 
I couldn't believe how funny he was during the "I love Malary" scene from Natural Born Killers. definitely my favorite scene from the movie.

"Now you move it upstairs and take a shower. And you make sure it's a good shower, because i'm coming up after to see how clean you are".

Is it wrong that i think that is so funny? Come on, just look at his face during that scene.
 
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