Annoying Crapple Commercials:

Roshambo

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[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Oct-12-02 AT 02:36AM (GMT)[p]These have got to be the most exaggerated and annoying commercials ever. I think these now have set some kind of record.

Also, congratulations to Apple. That kid in the red shirt advertising the iPod has now successfully made your average users out to be complete retards.
 
Rosh or Xotor, did you guys do something with the forums last night ? (check your emails...)

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>[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Oct-12-02
>AT 02:36 AM (GMT)
>
>These have got to be the
>most exaggerated and annoying commercials
>ever. I think these
>now have set some kind
>of record.
>
>Also, congratulations to Apple. That
>kid in the red shirt
>advertising the iPod has now
>successfully made your average users
>out to be complete retards.

I think Apple's new campaign slogan has changed from "Think different" to "Don't think." The commercials for their computer systems always ring to the tone of, "I just couldn't figure out Windows so I switched to Apple." Well good for you! The last thing we need are more idiots on PCs!

Here's an EXACT quote from one of the low-IQ people quoted on Apple's website:

"When I started my own company, I needed a computer I could figure out. I don't need an IT department."

Here's another one that drives home another point:

"My PC wasn't Plug-n-Play. It was Plug-n-Get-Mad."

Of course hardware that will work on Macs will be perfectly plug-n-play: Apple hold the cards when it comes to upgrading your system. Ever try upgrading a video card on a Mac? You CAN'T, not without buying a NEW MACHINE anyway. Oh wait, I guess you can, but you'll end up with LAST YEAR's cards at TODAY's top-of-the-line card prices. Great deal.

And what else is there to plug into a Mac? Everything else is USB or Firewire, which are perfectly plug-n-play on today's Windows machines as well.

What are these people complaining about crashing for? My system never crashes. Are they comparing OSX to Windows 95 or something? How about comparing Apples with Apples? Look at OS9 and below: No protected memory. This means your poorly written programs can write directly over the OS's memory space, and programs often do on Macs. My friend's Mac crashes more than once EVERY DAY. He's used Macs for YEARS, probably over a decade. I had to do something on his machine (yesterday) and whenever I'd move an image around (like an inch) it would lock up. Lovely. Maybe Apple should tout some stories on their website about how going from OS8/9 to OSX was a dream come true, even more than Win95 to OSX.

-Xotor-

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Have you seen the one were the Mac saved christmas? If your digital camera was worth a shit it would come with software to download the pictures to your computer.
 
Or an hour to download drivers? Sounds like the idiots had trouble finding where to get them in the first place.
 
>Have you seen the one were
>the Mac saved christmas?
>If your digital camera was
>worth a shit it would
>come with software to download
>the pictures to your computer.

Or maybe the dumbfuck was trying to hook up the USB camera to a Windows 95-A machine.

"It didn't work on my 486 running Windows 3.1, so I switched to Apple."

Why don't they try saving Christmas with this scenario:

"I wanted a new video card to replace this piece-of-shit ATI Rage Pro, so I looked for a Geforce3 card to replace it with because they're only $80 now. It didn't work on my Mac and my only other options were to buy a WHOLE NEW MACHINE, or pay three times the price of the Geforce3 card for another piece-of-shit ATI card. Thank you Apple!"

Or...

"My friend got a really cool PC computer for $^00, but my mom insisted on getting us an Apple computer. I thought, with $1,500 I could buy a kick ass G4 machine that could 0wn my friend's $500 computer. Instead I ended up paying $1,700 for a system with half the RAM of my friend's (256), two 867mhz processors, a crummy video card (Geforce4MX). None of my programs use the second processor, and my games are dropping frames like crazy when I play RTCW (which was really hard until I bought a new mouse). I can't even load 64 megs of textures because Apple sold me a piece-of-shit video card with only 32 megs of RAM. At least the case looks nice, but that doesn't help my gaming performance, and doesn't look as cool as my friend's aluminum case. Thanks a lot Apple!"

-Xotor-

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How very true.

How about the latest Macintrash Spokestrash?

There was one woman who *very acutely* came across as a complete moron, talking about how Windows just suddenly "ate" half of her document. Sure, you dumb broad, us in tech support have heard THAT one before. Yes, that sound over the phone is the rest of the operators laughing their collective asses off. Would you like to try another lie?

The there was the bumblefuck who name-dropped Windows and Unix and cited 10 years of development experience, then said with OSX he never had a crash, does everything with his new Mac, etc. The biggest lie to top them all off was that he was an "IT Director". Not at a company worth a damn, that is for certain. At least not any more if this clueless fuck really IS an IT Director.

http://www.apple.com/morons
 
I see people have been watching [link:www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html|Ellen Feiss] too much :)

Dang that girl started a craze.

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>I see people have been watching
>[link:www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html|Ellen Feiss] too much :)
>
>
>Dang that girl started a craze.

Yeah...in a few newsgroups I frequent, she has won the Dumb Luser Award, even if she's reading off some script. Even if she's doing that, she deserves it because she's making herself sound grotesquely stupid.

DJ Qbert? Couldn't they have cooked up a more creative and original fake character?
 
>The there was the bumblefuck who
>name-dropped Windows and Unix and
>cited 10 years of development
>experience, then said with OSX
>he never had a crash,
>does everything with his new
>Mac, etc. The biggest
>lie to top them all
>off was that he was
>an "IT Director". Not
>at a company worth a
>damn, that is for certain.
> At least not any
>more if this clueless fuck
>really IS an IT Director.

Yeah I remember reading that one. If he was an IT director at a *real* company he would hold a LOT of misgivings and bad memories of trying to get Apple's old OS working on any Windows network, with such winning protocols as "Appleshare" and Apple's fantastic idea of using two "forks" for each filetype. After that experience he wouldn't touch a Mac to save his life.

The dumbfuck in his obvious ignorance would probably be clueless enough to suggest buying one of those rackmount XServes for $3000, with specs inferior to the cased Macs that Apple sells now, with exception to the dual gigabit ethernet cards that consequently will never reach their potential with the crummy 256 megs of RAM or the--get this--60gig *ATA-100* drives. ATA-100 on a $3000 server? What the hell? but even more bizarre than that is the fact that this rack-mount server has a *video card*, and not only that, it is a *required* component of the XServe. Here's the quote from the "feature list":

"- VGA graphics card that supports headless booting and enables easy connectivity to industry standard cross-platform devices"

"Cross-platform devices"? Like what? A CRT monitor? Big fucking whoop!

What self-respecting rack-mount computer has a video card? The very fact that it is rack-mount means that the computer is not going to be accessed directly. What, are we to buy a 20-computer KVM switch for the 20-computer rackmount array? Of course this all has to do with the Apple server software which uses a graphical interface to administrate the server with. What the fuck? These rack-mounts are good for nothing but computing power and they want us to waste that on Apple's GUI that brought the Motorola G4 to its knees despite being on a tight FreeBSD core?

And I just love the price scaling: $1000 more for twice the memory (512meg), and another 1ghz G4 processor. A THOUSAND DOLLARS more for dirt cheap RAM and another processor that can't even beat the x86 equivalents in virtually any benchmark (http://www.digitalpostproduction.com/2002/07_jul/features/cw_macvspc2.htm) even with applications that Apple touts the G4 being superior in (PS7).

For an additional $3500 you get the same amount of processors, 2 GB of RAM (~$500 max, gee whiz) and four 120GB ATA drives. I got my top-of-the-line WD 120gig w/8megs of cache (which these aren't) for $150, which would make these a max of $600 worth of hard drives. Oh and they toss in Applecare support ($300).

I guess if you sell it, they will come, even if it is a ripoff.

-Xotor-

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>I see people have been watching
>[link:www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html|Ellen Feiss] too much :)
>
>
>Dang that girl started a craze.

I mean just look at that face: The asymmetric half-awake droopy eyes, the gaping toothy mouth (is that a smile?), the hand lifted to the neck. Is this a picture of intelligence?

Could it be that her computer went "erratic" because she hit "No" when the "Do you want to save your changes before you quit?" dialogue popped up? Could it be that her dad fucked up the computer himself? Doesn't it really show something about the stupidity of the individual when a complete computer paradigm switch is needed to save someone from fucking themselves over? Are the sharp parts of her house covered in padding so she doesn't hurt herself?

Then look at this drip and read his story, http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/hamiltonmorris.html

I'm not even going to comment on this guy's ghoulish looks, but from his story do you get the picture of someone who just doesn't have a clue? The man puts cased CDs in his backpack and expects them to survive rather than buying a thin binder made for travel. While reading the "story" I subconsciously pictured every one of the "sentences" to have a "duh...." before it as if he had his finger to his lip trying to think of the next word to say. "It's loud."

Don't get me wrong, the iPod is a nice piece of hardware, but this guy isn't doing it any services.

-Xotor-

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I wonder if that's part of their marketing strategy. Show that the rest of the shallow end of the gene pool likes it.

And then naturally it all goes well with AOL.

Moron tested and approved moron-proof overpriced pieces of crap. I guess it is a good business sense in taking indecent advantage of the grotesquely inbred.
 
[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Oct-17-02 AT 05:31AM (GMT)[p]I've been hearing some miscellaneous facts about Crapple Wcinstosh. Is it true that OSX has better graphics handling than windows xp for example? I heard that apples are better at handling graphics than pcs. Now, I am not defending Crapple (I still hate them), I just want to know if that crap about Crapples having redeeming features.
 
>I've been hearing some miscellaneous facts
>about Crapple Wcinstosh. Is
>it true that OSX has
>better graphics handling than windows
>xp for example? I
>heard that apples are better
>at handling graphics than pcs.
> Now, I am not
>defending Crapple (I still hate
>them), I just want to
>know if that crap about
>Crapples having redeeming features.

Well it depends on what you consider better graphics handling. I mean, on slow system OSX's graphical doodads bring the system to its knees. For example the windows morphing into the taskbar-thing at the bottom, it literally chugs along in four to five frames of animation and takes about 2-3 seconds. On faster systems it is better.

Both OSes are decently fast for moving windows around with the contents inside, and both OSes support translucency. All the translucency as well as inept programming made the initial versions of OSX it run like shit when it first came out, but the recent updates and now the recent Jaguar version of OSX has really sped things up. It also helps that better hardware is available as well.

Macromedia SWFs will never run faster on a Mac in IE or Netscape (maybe old versions of Netscape) because of the way the browsers are implemented and the differences in bit formats and other technical details.

Except for the SWFs, I would say that you would not be able to tell the difference in speed between Windows and OSX graphics (not 3D) on current hardware.

-Xotor-

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>Moron tested and approved moron-proof overpriced
>pieces of crap. I
>guess it is a good
>business sense in taking indecent
>advantage of the grotesquely inbred.

Reminds me of the concept of "bottled water."

My biggest beef(s) with Macs is that they are overpriced for what they offer and that Apple holds a monopoly over all aspects of their Macs which makes me ask why the Justice Department hasn't dogged on them.

-Xotor-

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>My biggest beef(s) with Macs is
>that they are overpriced for
>what they offer and that
>Apple holds a monopoly over
>all aspects of their Macs
>which makes me ask why
>the Justice Department hasn't dogged
>on them.

Well, even the suit with Microsoft was rather stupid. Monopolies and that sort of thing are rather non-existent because with that same machine you're running Windows on, you can run *nix, BSD, or a number of other operating systems and internet browsers, whatever.

Apple, with the Macintrash, isn't really holding a monopoly on anything with their machines, even though their machines are crafted for the more developed breed of moron and exploiting their pocketbook mercilessly.
 
Man i jus seen that retarded commerical i think macintosh should jus go out of business like man microsoft is killing mac like they shold jus give up
 
>Man i jus seen that retarded
>commerical i think macintosh should
>jus go out of business
>like man microsoft is killing
>mac like they shold jus
>give up

They can exist... I have nothing against the Mac platform itself, I just don't like the overpricing of their hardware and their stupid commercials. Apple also likes to portray Macs as better than Windows machines which I don't feel is true, or not entirely true. They both have their uses.

-Xotor-

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I don't have a mac, but I'm sure they could be used by a company for keeping track of funds and oreers or whatever, but a mac will never be good for a gaming computer. If you by a mac for a gaming computer you pay to much for the hardware to run the games, and then only about 5% of games run on macs. At all the computer stores I go to I have seen only 3 or 4 games that will run on a mac at all and no mac only games. Unless its for business, macs suck balls.
 
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